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Springsteen Asks Pooses for Peace to
Join E-Street Band for SuperBowl!

Associated Press
Tampa FL

The latest breaking news from this year's Super Bowl is that Bruce Springsteen has invited celebrity cats The Pooses for Peace, and their cohorts to sing with him during the half-time show. Springsteen and the cats have ben friends for several years. Unconfirmed sources report that he has invited the cats to tour with him this year. No comment has been made by Springsteen as of yet.

In other Super Bowl news, Miss Lucy Fur will be singing the National Anthem. Her birthday is this Sunday. Aretha Franklin gave Miss Fur an exact replica of her inauguration hat to wear for the occasion.

Tampa authorities expect hundreds, if not thousands of cats, dogs and skunks to attend the Super Bowl festivities. Extra security has been hired. The celebrity cats were blamed for Janet Jackson's clothing mishap a few Super Bowls ago. They also have been accused for biting several super-models (like tom Brady's girlfriend) wearing fur at games in the past.


Happy Birthday To Miss Boo's Pet Human!

It is my pet human's birthday today. So i thought i would stay home with her and celebrate. Of course she did not seem grateful when i puked on the rug this morning. It was a birthday puke... come on... what better gift than a birthday puke?

Anyway..... happy birthday mom!
your favorite poose
Miss Boo


Gung Hay Fat Choy

Come celebrate the Chinese New Year of the Ox with us.
Confucius say "It is good fortune to dance with cat"

Open bar includes Ginseng Nip-tini's, Mai Tais, Corona and Jose Cuervo Red.

Cat nip fortune cookies! Plenty of good take out Chinese Food!

The Lion Dance will be performed by The Kung Poose Dancing Troupe, mostly made up of Pooses for Peace members.

Watch the lion dance being performed by professionals!
lion dance youtube

A special performance by Elsie the Dancing Cow will follow.

Please wear red for good fortune! Bring your own chop sticks.

Gung Hay Fat Choy

Wishing you a happy and prosperous Year of the Ox!

ps... we are on facebook now! click here


Special Inauguration Edition of Entertainment Tonight

Tonight on ET we will highlight the Inauguration and all the festivities that happened yesterday!

First up this hour.... How about those celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace. Were they really singing back-up vocals with Aretha Franklin? Were they responsible for Dick Cheney arriving in a wheel chair? Is it true there was one last Bite & Run attack right after Obama was sworn in causing GW Bush to wince? Why was Laura Bush sneezing? And what was that smell near Bush's helicopter?

Later on the show... what did the celebrity cats wear to the Pooses for Peace Inaugural Ball? Was George Clooney there with Miss Boo? Who was Zevo Calamari dancing with? And how did Miss Lucy Fur lose all that weight for that Versace dress?

Stay tuned.......



Happy Obama-mas to All!

We are dancing in the streets singing Ding Dong the Chimp is gone!

see you at the Pooses for Peace Inaguration Ball tonight!

Thank you all for your bravery, courage, teeth and persistance.
we came... we bit.. we conquered.
yes we did!


Pooses for Peace Rock at Obama-Stock Concert

Associated Press
Washington DC

Hordes of cats, dogs and various animals have been pouring into Washington today for the start of Obama inauguration. Most of these are members of the infamous Pooses for Peace.

A concert on the National Mall in Washington is marking the start of four days of inaugural celebrations. The crowds gathered in front of the Lincoln Memorial erupted in cheers when President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, arrived, walking down the steps of the memorial along with celebrity cats Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and Jedi cat Nubi wan Kenobi the bodyguard of presidential elect Cheysuli.

Obama credits his sweeping victory to the last minute support the Pooses for Peace gave him when Cheysuli graciously stepped out of the presidential race.

Performers including U2, Beyonce and Bruce Springsteen are on the bill. Obama is expected to offer welcoming remarks. The Pooses for Peace will be singing back-up vocals for Bruce Springsteen. Unconfirmed sources report that Bono is still miffed at the cats since his sunglasses ended up on Ebay a few years ago.

At this very moment the cats are leading the crowds in a farewell song to G.W. BUSH. Sing along with the Pooses for Peace......

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye................................


A Celebration for All!

We Came. We Bit. We Conquered. YES WE DID!

You are invited to the event of all events hosted
by the infamous celebrity cats known as The Pooses for Peace.

Come celebrate Barack Hussein Obama's inauguration
and the end of King Chimpie's reign of terror.

There will be dancing in the streets and plenty of great music.
An all you can eat tuna, ham and chicken buffet.
Cat-nip brownies.
Champagne and tequila fountains.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 7:00pm to Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 5:00am

The Smithsonian Museum of Feline History

Dupont Circle Washington, DC

Bring your own tiaras and top hats.
Do not even think of wearing fur unless you are a poose!



The Best of the Bite & Runs
President's Day 2008

Sing along with our dear friends The Meezers
"Memories........ like the corners of my mind.......... misty tequila shaded memories......... of the bites that were....."
Tattered pants-legs
Oh the scars we left behind
Bites we gave to every Bush-fan
For the way they were

Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has FOX re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?
(yes we would... yes we can)

Memries, may be beautiful and yet
Whats too painful to remember
They simply choose to forget

So its the running....
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we bit,,,,
The way we bit...................................

Thank you all for being a part of the Bite & Run Brigades of 2008. Every poose who served in any of the Pooses for Peace Bite & Run, Poot & Run, Poop & Run and any other brigades will be awarded the purple poose heart at the Obama inauguration celebration on Tuesday. See you there!

The Best of the Bite & Runs: Part Three

Welcome to part Three of the Best of he Bite & Runs. Today we will feature a few of the Chimp's evil cronies and how they were forced to quit!

November 12, 2006
Democrats award Lucy Fur Purple Heart
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have awarded Miss Lucy Fur the Purple Heart medal for her courageous act of bravery challenging Donald Rumsfeld to step down. Unconfirmed sources claim that Rumsfeld had to have 10 stitches in an undisclosed area of his body and is taking pain medication. Karl Rove and Darth Cheney have been in protective custody since the incident.

Meanwhile Senator Boo is in Vietnam negotiating the release of Poose POWs, (and searching for cool jewelry)

Novmeber 13, 2006
Senator Lucy Fur was on Countdown last night promoting her new book, "Biting the Enemy: The Truth behind Rummy's Demise" click here to read more

August 27. 2007

click here to read more about Gonzo's troubles.


The Best of the Bite & Runs: Part Two

Welcome to Part Two of the Best of the Bite & Runs. Today we would like to feature the many bites of Karl Rove aka Turd-blossom. Biting Karl took savy, cunning, lots of tequila and Listerine get rid of the after taste of pure evil.

Thanks to all who took part in these dangerous operations. There are way too many to name, and of course we know that Homeland Security is still monitoring us!

August 3, 2007
Click here to read about Karl's biting.

April 23, 2007
click here to read more about this favorite biting incident!

And a Victory for the Pooses for Peace:

click here to read about Karl quitting!



We just noticed that the Countdown to Obama clock we had up has mysteriously disappeared into cyberspace.......So our pet human just posted a different version... and hope the other one reappears. OK..everyoone go back to getting ready for the BIG day. Meanwhile we will be posting more of THE BEST of the Bite & Runs this week..........


The Best of The Bite & Run: Part One...

Here are just a few of our favorite Bite & Run attacks
on the whacked out neocon media of FOX NEWS!
so many ankles... so little time...

December 7, 2007
FOX NEWS Bill O' Bit
click here to read about Bill O's biting!

June 1, 2008
FOX NEWS Michele Malkin Bit
click here to read more about whiney Malkin's biting!

March 3, 2007
has just been rushed to an undisclosed hospital for mysterious bites on the ankles and knees. Her signature little black dress has been shred to pieces and part of her head was shaved. Read more...
click here to read more about ann coulter's bites!


Bite & Run Memories

This entire week we will be preparing for the grand event of Barack Obama's inauguration. We will be very busy helping Oprah plan her party, trying on couture, picking out accessories, manicures, pedicures, facials, massages, etc.

We are happy to see the Bush Administration leave. However, had it not been for the chimp, the Bite & Run brigades would have never been formed. We would like to present a tribute to our favorite Bite & Run attacks provoked by the GWBush and his cronies over these past few years. So everyday until Obamamas, we will be featuring the best of the Bite & Run.

Many have asked if the Pooses for Peace will continue to conduct Bite & Run attacks now that the Chimp is leaving. Do not fret! There will always be the need to Bite in the name of justice and freedom.. and of course for fun. (In our segment of the best Bite &Runs we do not have time to feature all the celebrities and local politicians bit in the past few years.)

Looking forward to see ing every member of the Pooses for Peace and the various patrols at the inauguration and the parties afterwards. Thank you all for your bravery during these dark years. We look forward to positive change. Yes we can.

and remember... so many ankles... so little time!
The Pooses for Peace


White House Beefs Up Security

Associated Press
Washington DC

The White House has increased its security for the final ten days of George W Bush's presidency. Extra secret service, swat teams and undercover agents have been brought in to be on guard of a possible last Bite & Run attack by the infamous Pooses for Peace. The celebrity cats have been on Homeland Security's list of wanted terrorists for some time now, and a menace to the Bush administration.

In the last four years the cats have allegedly lead attacks on Donald Rumsfield, Condi Rice, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Laura Bush and the Bush twins, most of the Republicans in the House and Senate and several FOX NEWS anchors. In all instances there was not enough proof to hold the cats on charges. Senator Kennedy has bailed the cats out of jail more than once after Homeland Security arrested them.

The cats are rumored to be coming to Barack Obama's inauguration via a personal invitation from the president-elect himself. Miss Lucy Fur is BFF with Oprah and the cats will be at her gala event. No word if George Clooney will be escorting Miss Boo to the ball. Zevo Calamari will be attending with her roomie, Jedi cat, Nubi wan Kenobi. Other members of the Pooses for Peace and the Bite & Run brigades are also invited. All will be staying as guests of Oprah. Donatella Versace has will be designing couture for the cats to wear.

Zevo Calamari issued a statement today in regards to the potential Bite & Run attack predicted in the next week.: " What attack? There is not enough tequila on the planet to go in and bite that chimp and his cronies. Oh.. do you think the blue strapless Versace makes me look fat? Have you heard that Keith Olbermann will be there? Should i wear blue or silver Jimmy Choos? Pass me that flask please.............."


Che Nikki joins
the Pooses for Peace... Bite & Run Brigade

We would like to welcome our latest member of the Bite & Run Brigade, Che Nikki. This poose has proven her bravery and courage while doing battle with her pet human over her toys.

The wood pellet stove replaced the area where poor Che Nikki's toys use to be housed, causing Nikki to hang a Che Guevara poster in the living room. She began wearing a beret with combat fatigues and speaking in Spanish. Her pet human is terrified that this feisty schnauzer will soon take up smoking Cuban cigars.

During the swearing in ceremony Che Nikki issued a statement: "I am honored to be a member of the Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Patrol. I thank you all for considering me for this dangerous position. My teeth are your teeth. I will bite for the cause! Viva la Revolucion! Ole! A round of mojitos for all."

On behalf of all the members of the Pooses for Peace and all our brigades, we would like to wish Che Nikki a very happy birthday today. Everyone is invited to her house for dinner and mojitos tonight.

Che Nikki will also attend Oprah's inauguration ball as a special guest of the Pooses for Peace. Donatella Versace is now designing a red beret and camouflage patterned dress for the occasion. Miss Nikki has requested to wear a beret in honor of her hero Che Guevara instead of a tiara.

happy birthday Nikki!
the pooses for peace

oh.. there is something coming from the pooses for peace soon just for you.

ps the guys running must be drunk because we cannot seem to put spaces in between our paragraphs while writing this post.


scenes from Boo's house trashing party.....

shhhhh...... please be quiet..... what day is it? my eyes hurt..... Look at this diamond ring on my paw... Did George propose?

Does anyone remember seeing Oprah and Barack dancing on the bar? Did Zevo really bite Keith Olbermann's girlfriend?

Did the swat team really show up at 3:00am? Where is Miss Lucy Fur? Who dropped off this restraining order from Dr Phil?

ack ack... someone please deliver enough ginger ale and aspirin for 50 cats.................

oh and watch where you step.................

please turn off that light before you leave.