APLast night at a private NY performance to benefit homeless pooses Barbra Streisand lashed out at a heckler in the crowd before singing "Pooses, who need Pooses, are the luckiest pooses ... in the world...."
Later she was heard screaming "Where the F#!* are my earrings!"
Famed pooses, Zevo, Boo and Miss Lucy who attended the concert have no comment and could not be found anywhere in NY this morning.
Poose-cam live from NY, NY by Planet Calamari, Planet Calamari
wasn't george's dog there?
ReplyDeleteboo
i think i saw him in drag......
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zevo
You two! Boo, I saw you put her earrings in your cashmere hoodie. I tried to distract her with a teensie little bite on her beautifully sculpted hand. She got VERY upset.
ReplyDeleteMoving on tonight to rendezvous with Bill and Hilary at a Barbeque joint in Harlem near his office.
Gotta go before Bubba eats all the sweet potato pie!
Smooch, smooch,
Lucy
Boo, you'd better put those earrings on ice for a while. I hear Babs has Bill's Secret Service agents on the lookout for you! Time to get outta town fast.
ReplyDeleteCome with me to Fashion Week in LA. Everyone will be there and I hear the shoes are deeeevine.
See you there,
Luce