Sammy Meezer our Commanding Whapmeister who leads the Whap & Run Patrol has volunteered his new roomie Bill. We are sorry that we do not have a picture of him. Stop by their website and say congrats!
Dear Zevo,Please accept our applications for the Poop & Run brigade. We have been waiting for an opportunity like this! Not only are we very good poopers, but we are very good at running fast after we poop!
If you need references, we live with Tao and Sarge who can vouch for this.
Love,
Poopalina & Poopalus
Perry Hall, MD
My friend, Bo Diddley, who is a cat, is a great stealth pooper. His own beans couldn't figure out who was leaving "calling cards" for the longest time -- and they only have two other cats. They put him on Prozac to stop it but he still stealth poops now and then.
ReplyDeletePoor Bo Diddley....
ReplyDeleteWe think anyone who puts their cat on prozac should have their head examined first before owning a cat!!!!!!!!!!
Zevo, fank you for accepting Bill into the Poop and Run Brigade!! He is so thrilled!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhapmeister Commander Sammy
Great idea! I'm on laxitone every other day so I'm always primed for a poop and run.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to the Meezers to step up and lend a paw---er poop.
ReplyDeletePooping, biting, and whapping... yes, all the important elements are in place.
ReplyDeleteWhat have I missed??? This Poop & Run idea is an excellent one!
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