Happy Thanksgiving!

We would like to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. Please come join us for a house trashing fiesta this week! So sorry we will not be able to visit everyone. The pet human is not cooperating with our demands.

Oh.....next week we will be having a surprise party for Nubi wan Kenobi. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

xoxoxoxoxo
zevo and the pooses for peace

Holiday Work for Pooses!

Pooses... are you looking for work during the holidays? Learn to be a substitute poose! With so many parties and festivities happening during the holiday season, many pooses need to hire substitutes to fool their pet humans in thinking they are still home. How do you think the celebrity Pooses for Peace are able to leave home so often without their pet humans freaking out? It is the work of well trained sub pooses.

The Holiday Semester at The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses begins next week. Learn a fun new career and the art of substituting. You to can be a successful career poose! Get certified in two weeks. We also offer job placement services.

Meet some of the happy graduates of The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses.
All have gone on to sub for famous celebrity pooses like Miss Boo, Lucy Fur, Tao and Zevo Calamari. Living the good life, being fed, poosed, by pet humans who do not know that their real pooses are off consorting with the glitteratti.

Call our admissions office right now. Don't delay. Operators are standing by.
1-800-BOO-ZEVO

Hablamos espanol!

And after you make lots of money please Visit The Planet Calamari Shoppe and shop until you drop!

Lindsay Lohan Victim of Bite & Run

AP
PARIS
Fur lover Lindsay Lohan showed up for a red-carpet event in Paris on Saturday and was dusted with flour by an animal activist.

The "Mean Girls" starlet wasn't hurt, and the powder was easily wiped off her black fur stole and blue sequined dress. Unconfirmed sources report that immediately after her dusting, she was attacked by the a horde of cats wearing tiaras and one in a Jedi robe swinging a light saber. Miss Lohan was taken to the hospital and is stable condition. Her sunglasses, designer shoes and earrings were lost on the way to the hospital.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari of the Pooses for Peace issued a statment. "Please give me a glass of Pastis to rinse out this wretched taste in my mouth...If you are going to wear fur as an accessory, you should just carry one of us around instead of donning a dead animal. We are warning all of you fur wearing stick insects...wear fur and we will bite you."

The celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Lucy Fur and Nubi wan Kenobi were in Paris over the weekend.

Ciao Ciao...

We are back from celebrating in Chicago with Oprah... well Miss Lucy Fur is still there shopping for a gown with her BFF for the inauguration ball. I plan on having something done by Donatella. Check out these cool earrings i scored ..i mean... um....i found while i was there.

Zevo and Nubi are back in Salem recovering and preparing for a major house trashing party near Thanksgiving...

We have decided to take some time off to rest up for the holidays and for january 20, 2009. President-elect Obama has asked The Pooses for Peace for help in cleaning up Washington when he is elected. I say we need some major nap time to prepare. It will be so nice to actually hear a president speak who can complete a full sentence and properly say the word nuclear!

Meanwhile please enjoy this lovely new website www.wanderingeye-photo.net that my pet human has created. Don't tell her is said this, but she is a most excellent photographer.. ..though she should spend more time taking pictures of me.

Ciao for now,
purrs and kisses
Miss Boo

Oprah & Friends

Associated Press
Chicago

After her star-studded "get out the vote" party on yesterday's show, the Big O headed down to Grant Park to cheer on our newly-elected president that she'd supported all along. With her was BFF celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur and The Pooses for Peace other celebrity cats, Miss Zevo Hussein Calamari and Miss Boo. All wearing tiaras and Obama sequined t-shirts.

Presidential hopeful Cheysuli and her Jedi body guard Nubi wan Hussein Kenobi were also invited. Unconfirmed sources report that Mike Huckabee's bird-dog Dude was seen wearing fishnets and a boa.

Other friends of the Pooses for Peace attended the celebration as well. All members of the Bite & Run, Poop & Run and the infamous Poot & Run Brigades were seen at the grand celebration. Several moose, wolves, polar bears and other endangered pooses were there to celebrate.

In his acceptance speech President-Elect Obama thanked Cheysuli for her endorsement during the final days of the election. Obama is said to offer Cheysuli a high ranking position in his cabinet soon.

He thanked the Pooses for Peace and their legions of brigades for all the work they did in the name of preserving freedom. " I may need your services again. We will begin cleaning house in Washington DC in January. Will you join me?"

"YES WE CAN.... BITE AND RUN!" chanted the hordes of animals.

Obama finished his speech with "This is a day of Hope for all pooses and because of these amazing sentient beings, we are here today celebrating victory. It is the dawn of a new America. God Bless America. God Bless our Pooses."

Nov 4th 11:00 PM

LIVE FROM OBAMA PARTY HEADQUARTERS...

YES WE DID!!!!!!!!

back to the party

xoxoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

Visualize Pawsitive Change!

The candles are lit. We will be napping and purring the rest of the day for a pawsitive out-come of this election.

Cheysuli was our first choice. However... in light of the dark forces this country are facing we will be purring for Obama today.
We know that Cheysuli will be appointed in a high ranking position in Washington as soon as he is elected!

Yes we can. Si se puede!
The Pooses for Peace

Paws for Obama

POOSES FOR PEACE ENDORSE OBAMA

In the latest twist of the US elections, the Pooses for Peace have now changed their endorsement from Presidential Candidate Cheysuli to Obama. The decision came directly from Cheysuli headquarters this morning.

Candidate Cheysuli issued a statement:
“As citizens of a democracy it is not only our right but our responsibility to vote. Further, it is not only a right but a responsibility to speak out when we disagree with the government. The only candidate who seems to understand the latter part of that is Barak Obama and I hope you will join me in supporting his cause if you are in a swing state.”

Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement this morning as well: " We find it admirable that Cheysuli has stepped back for the good of all. We will endorse her once again when she runs in 2012. The Pooses for Peace are asking all of those who can vote to think about their choice carefully. The past eight years of corruption and cronyism need to be put to an end. We want a positive change. We want HOPE. And we want our country back from these hacks who have been running it into the ground. A vote for McCain and Bible Spice will send this country back to the Middle Ages. We implore you to vote for Barack Obama! The next day we shall be purring and napping for PAWSITIVE CHANGE and HOPE.
YES WE CAN!!!!!!!"

Feliz Dia de los Muertos!

Salem MA

The ghost of Frida Kahlo and her ghost cat were seen dancing all over Salem MA today. The ghosts visit Salem every year to celebrate the Mexican holiday, the Day of the Dead.

Other ghost sightings have been reported since midnight last night. The ghost of Lucille Ball's cat resembling the celebrity Miss Lucy Fur was seen running through the streets of Salem last night. The ghost of Mae West, looking identical to Zevo Calamari was seen dancing with the ghost of Marilynn Monroe, who was the mirror image of Miss Boo.

In other Salem news.... several hung over cats, skunks, dogs and celebrities were seen roaming the streets this morning. The annual Poose Witch Ball ended last night at 2:00 am. Celebrity cats and movie stars attended the ball in costume. The Pooses for Peace and their renegade Bite & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades attended.

Salem authorities were too busy with the 100,000 rowdy tourists roaming the Witch City to pay much attention to the happenings at the Ball. No cats were arrested. The Hawthorne Hotel had to bring in a biohazard unit after the ball.

Unconfirmed sources claim that Mayor Kimberly Driscoll crashed the ball uninvited and wore a red suit instead of her usual black one thinking it would fool the cats. At this time she has reported that her earrings, watch and new blackberry are missing and several holes in the red suit. The mayor was heard screaming "Where are my earrings and Oh my gawd... what is that smell... I hope I have an extra can of Frebreeze in my caaaaawh........"

There will be a Day of the Dead party held at Casino Calamari tonight with a tequila, margarita bar and tuna nachos. Wear your sombreros! Paint on a uni-brow.
OLE!