2009-04-07

QUEEN SCREAMS BLOODY HELL!

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

Unconfirmed sources have seen celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur and Royal Corgi, Sir Monty snogging at a small cafe in Paris over the weekend. Monty was wearing a beret and smoking a Gauloises. A bottle of Pastis 51 was also on their table with a plate of cheese.

French authorities refuse to extradite the dog to England. No word on where the other corgi Sir Henry is hiding.

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  1. If I were one of the corgi's, I'd run too...

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  2. Miss Lucy Fur10:55 PM

    Mon Cheri!

    The Corgis are simply in Paris for a little R&R, taking in the sights and sounds of Paris for a brief interlude.

    Queenie is very cranky these days and wanted to go off with BFF Michelle Obama, but had to stay back with Phil.

    I think we need a little shopping with Givenchy, de la Renta and JCrew. Where's my chocolat?

    Kiss Kiss

    Miss Lucy Fur

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