salma hayek joins pooses for peace

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Unconfirmed sources report that while staying at the Rancho La Puerta, Selma Hyeck was seen doing shots of organic tequila and herbal margaritas with celebrity founders of Pooses for Peace, Mizz Boo and Zevo Calamari. Convinced that it was a wonderful way to spread peace thru out the planet, Miss Hyeck agreed to be the human spokes-person for this nonprofit club. She also donated a large amount of money.

Miss Hyeck refuses to make any comment on the hangover she had at breakfast or where her earrings have disappeared to.

No sources have yet confirmed on the where abouts of Lucy the poose, who started flinging rasberry smoothies at all the guests after their yoga class. It is rumored that she is once again off her medication.

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meanwhile back at el rancho del calamari.....

it's all mine... mine ... mine... the balcony... the birdie toys.... the catnip.... my pet humans....the couch...the rug ....mine ... mine.. mine...
xoxoxo
nubee wan kenobi
jedi poose

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a noche en rancho la puerta

OLE' ...

They said we could not have booze here but this is organic tequila so i am sure it is ok. I am waiting for Boo and Lucy to bring the free range mice nachos and herbal margaritas.

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breakfast at rancho la puerta

Nothing like a nice mimosa and organic mouse crepes for breakfast. We will be doing the bird tour after our yoga class....then a hot stone poose massage!

It was sweet of Lucy to invite us down. I do hope she takes the calming herbs they recommend.

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Poose Yoga at Rancho La Puerta

Well, all this talk about drinking too much and wild partying has made me decide to go holistic. I'm taking a week off to go to Rancho La Puerta and will spend the time hiking, chasing lizards, practicing yoga, dining on spa food and getting back to nature. I tried to talk Boo and Zevo into coming with me, but they want to spend the time jet setting and party hopping. When will they EVER learn? The poose body is a temple and I plan to worship mine!

Lucy

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the rath of zevo

Nubee,
Say goodbye to this birdie toy.......... i told you not to post that last picture.

zevo

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What earrings....Part II

There are you happy now Mizz Boo?

love
nubee the blog master jedi poose

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What earrings????????????

nicole........thank you so very much for asking me to sing back-up with you!!! i was honored. yes, i was a little drunk, and not quite on key, but you were so gracious about that!

i've been nursing this hangover since the party, but it was so worth it!!! sorry about your earrings.....i haven't a clue what happened to them.

crikey!
boo

Aussie Party at Casino Calamari a Hit!

I had a lovely time at the Aussie bash in honor of Steve last night. So many old friends to catch up with, Heath, Olivia, Baz, the entire cast from Moulin Rouge, Renee and of course the band Men at Work...

I was so honored that Zevo asked me to sing her favorite song.... Diamonds are a girl's best friend. It was so lovely that Lucy sent Boo fed-ex to the party as well. Such a pity Lucy will not stay on her meds. And what a treat to see Paris the poose as well. Last time I saw her she was doing the can can at the Moulin Rouge.

I did happen to lose my favorite earrings last night. ...oh well, I will just have Keith buy me more.

Crikey!
love
Nicole

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Aussie Bash tonight at Casino Calamari

I cannot wear black one more day. I have run out of black Versace and Dolce Gabbana for the week. I will still wear a tiny black arm band under my kimono today and black Jimmy Choo shoes.

My "business" is still closed but we are throwing a small down-under themed get together tonight in honor of Steve at the Casino Calamari. However no crocodiles are invited. Last time they drank all the Fosters beer and ate some of the guests. Russel Crowe is not invited either. I will not elaborate on that story...horrid man. I do hope Nicole shows up, she has some great jewelry. Too bad Boo is stuck in San Diego being a good friend to Lucy who is off her meds again.

ciao ciao for now

zevo

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remembering the magic of steve

We are all still very sad about losing our friend Steve. Pooses around the globe are wearing black arm bands and lighting candles in honor of him.

Please take a moment today and shout "CRIKEY" up to the heavens.

love
zevo & boo & friends

The Dolphins Tribute to Steve Irwin

In Memory of Steve Irwin
So long...and thanks for all the fish!
We will miss you,
love
the dolphins

Please note that most pooses will be in mourning for another day or two. Most of the pooses in the wild as well as Zevo, Boo and Nubee are wearing black arm bands. All poose businesses are closed until Friday.

a day of mourning for all pooses

Steve Irwin
February 22, 1962-September 4, 2006

In Memory of Steve Irwin, Friend to all Pooses

Please take a moment of silence for Steve Irwin...

our modern day Dr. Dolittle.

Animals and animal lovers will miss this great soul.
He was an inspiration to all who work and play with animals.

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still waiting.....

I am still waiting for my demands to be met and for blogger.com to fix their problems. My picture will not upload.. i am sure Lucy has something to do with this.

love and birdie toys

nubee

still waiting.....

I am still waiting for my demands to be met and for blogger.com to fix their problems. My picture will not upload.. i am sure Lucy has something to do with this.

love and birdie toys

nubee

zevo & boo's blog still down

Still waiting for my demands to be met.

love

Nubee

Zevo & Boo's Blog held hostage by Jedi

As blog-master of this domain i am holding this blog hostage until my demands are met. Bring me 5 new birdie toys, a six pack of Corona and an all you can eat mouse crepe buffet. Then i will go back to posting for you.

May the Force be with you,

nubee wan kenobi jedi poos

ps... And yes the Jedi DO drink Coronas once in awhile.

Boo celebrates her glitteratti-ness

Life it good. I am a celebrity.... la la la la
I wish my pet human would hurry up with those mouse crepes and another bottle of Kristol.
Lucy escaped from the Betty Ford Rehab and we are doing brunch today. I hid the tiara. Hopefully she will be back on her meds......

Sandra Bullock shunned by NCCAOM

NEWS FLASH:
By Princess Guacamole
Ole' Times of Southern California

Yes, to all of those who called in, the rumors you heard were correct. Although it was a very difficult decision, the NCCAOM did not choose Sandra Bullock to represent the organization. Rather, it chose Boo from Hillcrest, CA and Zevo Calamari from Salem, MA as the new Stars of NCCAOM. Many have called the national offices, suggeting that these noble souls be allowed to carry the Catnip Torch to the world. Our steering committee realizes that Zevo and Boo are the obvious choice to represent the NCCAOM to the public. Boo and Zevo are known by the papparazzi worldwide, and we have confidence that they will bring acupuncture and oriental medicine the respect it deserves. They are also eager to meet with Harvard Med this Halloween, and take Harvard Square by storm. They plan on dressing up as two very famous pirates, we have heard, and are going to be giving a talk at the alternative medical conference; their paper is entitled, "Rum as a Carrier for Chinese Herbs in Republican Qi/Shen/Jing/Blood/Brain Cell Vacuity Syndrome". Boo and Zevo ask that diplomates email them for a synopsis and free Catnip-Rum cookies.

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