Zevo call San Diego please!

Zeevs...

Call me when you get home..... so much is happening at the Betty Ford Rehab with Lucy. She started another riot. I have so much gossip to tell you!

I am going over to Hamburger Mary's later. Hope the rest of the flight went ok with you... that pilot was cute and he is MINE.
ok?

love

Boo

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LIVE FROM ARUBA:

An unconfirmed source who seemed to be drunk has claimed that he witnessed 2 pooses wearing trench-coats and tiaras boarding a private lear jet last night at Hangar 13. No other details have surfaced about the stolen jewelry and other property of those at the casino the night of the theft.


Breaking News from San Diego: CAT FIGHT AT THE BETTY FORD REHAB FOR POOSES.....STAY TUNED FOR MORE......... ALERT......... SWAT TEAMS ON THE SCENE.........

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Keith Olbermann defends Zevo & Boo

".....and today's WORST person in the world is.... YOU guessed it ....... Bill O' Rielly ....for blaming Zevo and Boo for being AL Qaeda.... Yes they are liberals... BILL.... ALL pooses are. (Ok... there may be a few pit bulls who are neocons.).. BUT Zevo and Boo are not terrorists. Fashionistas.... perhaps

BUT you Bill are the worst person in the world for blaming these girls for having fun. By the way... I heard your ratings are dropping. Maybe you could interview Barney the dog soon...."

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Fox News and the Jewel Thieves of Aruba

From FOX NEWS.....
Mr. O' Reilly reports that the pooses in question are know liberals AND Al Qaeda pooses.... the WORST kind. Armed with a sense of humor and intelligence these are the trickiest to deal with. Proceed with caution. These pooses will laugh right in your face when you threaten eternal damnation or homeland security.
FOX NEWS ...Fair and Balanced News direct from the mouth of Karl Rove & Co.....

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BREAKING NEWS....... JEWEL THIEVES IN ARUBA

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BREAKING NEWS: Jewel thieves are said to be running loose in Aruba. Sources confirm several sapphires, diamonds and precious stoned jewelry, flip flops and cell phones to be missing. Unconfirmed sources claim Al Queda Pooses are to blame. Other sources reported seeing two pooses wearing tiaras running while wearing Jimmy Choo flip flops down the beach from armed police. No details on their where abouts have been confirmed.

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Hangovers in Aruba

Well it is another beautiful day on the beach and we still have horrid hangovers. Boo and i hit the casinos last night. Emily was too busy with her human friends to come play with us and she would not lend us any money. ....so we borrowed some........ kind of...
We also borrowed some cool jewelry to wear to the beach. Sapphires go so well with our eyes and our new Jimmy Choo flip flops.

I do hope we are nominatied to be the celebrity spokesperson for the NCCAOM. Any publicity we can get really helps us to score more cool stuff.

uh oh................ why are there men in uniforms with guns on the beach?
gotta run
xoxoxox
zevo

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Zevo and Boo make it to Aruba!

After many threats to steal his birdie toy we finally got Nubee to give us our tickets to Aruba. We are so looking forward to laying on the beach to nurse these dreadful hangovers. Princess Stephanie is quite the party girl.

Emily should meet us here sometime today. I hope she brought extra money. Boo and i would like to go to the casinos later.
oh.. our margaritas are here...
later

zevo

Who bit Joan Rivers at the Emmys?

"Oh my God....did I really bite Joan Rivers? Is it true what that green eyed poose in my therapy group told me?

I really don't remember that...In fact, I don't remember even going to the Emmys last night..... Someone get me my medication please." Robin Williams


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Cat Fight at the Emmy's

That's Entertainment has reported that last night at the Emmy's the cast of CATS and a group of cats from Hillcrest CA joined forces to subdue a hysterical cat named Lucy who was said to be off her medication . The rumble began during the Emmy's when Joan Rivers would not allow Lucy to add her comments on the air. Lucy then bit Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers and then went on a rampage biting every starlette who was wearing Jimmy Choo shoes.

Police and Swat teams were called to the scene. After Lucy was tranquilized, the cast of cats and her Hillcrest friends held an intervention and talked Lucy into taking her medication again.

Lucy has checked herself into the Betty Ford Rehab Center for Pooses and will remain there for a month.

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Dr Phil steps in ....

Ok girls...now this is quite enough.

Lucy, I want you to go back on your medication. Tom and Katie will understand. If not, I will deal with them.

Zevo and Boo, I want you to stop tormenting her.

Paris, I want you to control your drinking.

Nubee, I think you are doing a great job as the Blog Master.

As for the rest of you, I would like to hear that you all bought at least $50 from Planet Calamari.

Please don't make me call Oprah.
Love,
Dr. Phil
ps.... Would love to have you all on the show fighting some time soon.

Poose-cam at the Church of Scientology

Sources confirm that Lucy has joined the Church of Scientology, thanks to Tom and Katie's advice. She has promised to donate all of her pet human's belongings to the church. She has also promised to donate the Tiara which she claims Boo has stolen, if it is ever returned. Rumor has it that Lucy has been off her medication and is not thinking quite clearly.

Zevo and Boo could not be reached for comments. Unconfirmed sources have seen them in Monaco along with Princess Stephanie dancing on table tops at the discos there.

They are boycotting the Emmys until all actors & starlettes refuse to wear fur.


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Lucy joins forces with Tom and Katie

While you two air heads were lollyggging around Monaco looking for Kevin Federline, I was invited over to Tom and Katie's for brunch and to see the baby. And...I have Suri pictures! And. that tiara needs to be in my jewelry box by this afternoon or there WILL be trouble. I need it to wear to the Emmys.

Lucy

Poose-cam live from the Moulin Rouge

Paris le chat dort outre de trop de champagne et de danser à dans les salles de bains du fard à joues de Moulin Rouge.

Translation :Paris the cat sleeps off too much champagne and dancing in the bathrooms of the Moulin Rouge.





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The Revenge of Lucy begins.....

Dear Zevo and Boo,

I am so incensed at the endless drivel you've been posting on your web site about the stooopid birthday trip to Europe without me. Just know that I cannot stand idly by while you humiliate me and taunt me and withhold me tiara from me. Beware, I am watching you!

Miss Lucy

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What Tiara?

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A Message from a miffed Lucy

BOO!!!!! I WANT MY TIARA BACK!

This is a warning to Boo and Zevo... you did not invite me to your bash and now you have my tiara. Give it back or i will call homeland security. Karl Rove and i are buddies.

SO there....na na na na na

Lucy

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Off to Monaco...

Hard to believe we were actually thrown out of the Depp residence. Poor Johnny was still asleep when that nasty woman kicked us out... literally. We "borrowed" her car and decided to visit our friends in Monaco. Princess Stephanie is a blast to hang out with. She has a sense of humor unlike Ms Paradise.

We will stay here until we leave for Aruba on Tuesday. Emily said she mailed the tickets... hope we get them.

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Quote by Vanessa Paradise by French Press

"J'ai fait ces chats méchants partir de ce matin. Mes chevilles saignent. Les enfants pleurent. Ils ne sont plus bienvenus ici. "

Vanessa Paradise

Translation: I made those nasty cats leave this morning. My ankles are bleeding. The children are crying. They are no longer welcome here.

Off to Southern France to visit Johnny

The photo shoot went well with Donatella. We were able to shoot Boo for the Italian Vogue and me for the French Vogue. Those issues do not come out until September. I do hope they air brush those extra pounds i put on at the party.

We are off now to visit with Johnny in Southern France. Unfortunately his wife and children will be there so it will be a short visit. His wife does not like us. I have no idea why. I didn't mean to bite her ankle at the Oscars...... Those French can not take a joke.

We are still waiting to hear from Emily if she is paying for our flight to Aruba with her. I hear she has been riding my Vespa around town. The least she could do is spring for a couple of tickets...oh First Class ones please.

Ciao for now
love zevo