2006-08-12

Gwyenth Paltrow RSVPs

Dearest Boo and Zevo,

I so look forward to this party. What a joyous occasion it shall be.

Alas, I shall have Apple and Moses stay with the nanny for the evening. If there is anything I can bring please let me know. I do not want you to fret about carry on luggage.

Chris and his band are so happy that they can perform for this bash.
See you oh so soon,

Love,

Gwyneth

4 comments:

  1. Hi Gwyen,

    Now that you mention it... could we borrow your hair and make-up crew for the evening? We would hate to chance bringing shampoo on the plane.

    Thanks ever so much.. you are one of our favorites. Sorry I bit you at Madonna's wedding.. too much champagne. And that is water under the bridge...right?

    love
    zevo

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  2. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Zevo...That was you that bit me? I honestly do not remember it was you. I am sure it was Madonna. We were fighting over the macrobiotic cake. I think you were so drunk you thought you bit me. I am so sorry you have gone all this time feeling bad about something you did not do. Poor dear. Let me make it up to you by giving you the pink dress I wore to the Oscars the year I won.
    Will that do?

    love
    Gwyen

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  3. Gwyen....
    No No No i would not feel right
    (or look right) in your darling pink dress... please donate it to the Smithsonian. Can i have the goth one everyone hated instead? I live in Salem and it would be perfect for October.

    Love,

    zevo

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  4. Anonymous10:19 PM

    I did NOT bite you gwyen.it was Jennifer Aniston that bit you. ... still jealous over the whole Brad & you thing.... wasn't that a long time ago? Get a life. I tried to get her into the Kabbala vibe...
    Tho, I am sure now she wished she bit Brad instead that night.

    See you and Chris at the bash... and don;t forget my birthday tea is this week too!

    love

    Madonna

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