2007-06-11

Salem Mayor in Cat Fight


Associated Press
Salem, MA

Unconfirmed sources claim a cat fight took place at the Hamburger Mary's Party held Saturday night. Miss Zevo Calamari and her cohorts, the Pooses for Peace asked the mayor to reconsider giving her $10,000 raise to the fire department of Salem instead of pressing the city council to vote it in for her. Mayor Driscoll was said to have a hissy fit screaming "If the Marblehead Mayor makes $100,o00 so should I."

It is rumored that Mayor Driscoll was asked to leave Hamburger Mary's and escorted out by bouncers. A round of drinks was then bought for all the Salem Firemen who attended the party by the celebrity cats.

Mayor Driscoll is claiming to have lost a watch and her earrings in the scuffle.

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5 comments:

  1. How much do you think i can get for a Seiko watch and cheap diamond studs on Ebay?

    xoxoox
    zevo

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  2. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Forget it......she's got people who are watching eBay for her stuff. Nubi found out last nite.

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  3. Seems to be one vicious cat fight :)

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  4. Anonymous11:17 AM

    How come we never see you wearing earrings?

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  5. That Hamburger Mary's party was very wild!

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