BREAKING NEWS LIVE FROM SALEM MA ....... This just in.... Commotion and chaos in progress at the Haunted Happenings Parade. Reports of a UFO hovering over the parade dripping spaghetti sauce. Authorities are now at the scene.Unconfirmed sources believe it is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and was invited by its devotees, the Pooses for Peace who appeared in tonight's parade mysteriously along with several celebrities and Captain Jack Sparrow.
A Press Conference will be held as soon as order has been restored and the crowds dispersed. Mayor Kim Driscoll has reportedly been touched by the Noodley being and her suit is in stable condition with sauce stains.
Stay tune for updates live from Salem. This portion of your local news has been brought to you by Ragu Sauce.
4 comments:
You guys always do something don't ya?
i think the debut of young nicholas' whirling dervish spin and puke brigade
was quite the hit tonight.... and of course chey's ham float was divine.
all and all i think it was a very nice event.... does this ipod make me look fat? pass the rum jack dear...
the ham float was delicious!
Nicky had a great time with the spin and puke brigade - he's a natural!
Hey, I have a bunch of those new little Ipod Nano's - they're kind of like tiles clipped all over me. do they make me look fat? - Miles
It sounds like a great parade and wonderful fun was had by all, except maybe the Mayor. Grin. Herman thinks he might like to join the Poot and Run Brigade. He's good both.
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