Merry Zappadan

Tis the season of
Zappadan December 4th through December 21

We pooses are all way to young to remember Frank Zappa. However, Zappadan is a very important holiday according to our pet human.

Frank Zappa was born in the very same hospital as our pet human ...and passed away on her birthday in 1993. (She took it personal...and needless to say she was very excited to hear that others dedicated a season to him that starts on her birthday) The festival of Zappadan runs from the date of Frank's death, 12/4, through the date of his birth, 12/21.

We learned of this holiday from the blog crooksandliars.com "The third annual Festival of Zappadan is right around the corner, my friends, and here at The Aristocrats we eagerly await your artistic offerings."

So we invite everyone to celebrate Zappadan at the Casino Calamari for the entire season.

Bring your own dental floss, and we will provide entertainment, munchies and of course tequila.

Oh... and a happy birthday to our pet human. (We think she would like this quote too!)

“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”
Frank Zappa

Happy Birthday Nubi wan Kenobi!

Today is my birthday. I am six.

Usually the Pooses for Peace give me a blow-out party at some extravagant location with lots of celebrities and tequila. We are laying low until this Winona Ryder missing jewelry thing is forgotten.

So this year i would like to stay home with my pet humans and have a nice quiet evening with perhaps some cat nip and lots of birdie toys. (I do hope they remember to buy me the ones with feathers.) The pet humans are finally back from their trip to Oz. (Well.. at least that is what i heard the female said. Not sure about the flying monkeys reference.)

Zevo promised me a new light saber if i promised not to rat on her about the stolen ring from Spain ..um... since she loves me so much.

What Ring?

MADRID - Police in Spain are investigating $125,000 in missing designer jewelry last seen on Winona Ryder at an event on Sunday.

Winona was loaned a Bulgari bracelet and ring, which she wore to a Marie Claire event in Spain last weekend, but the jewelry has gone missing.

A source told Access Hollywood that Winona left the jewels in her hotel room the morning following the event. But, when someone was dispatched to collect the bracelet and ring, they couldn’t be found.

The jewelry disappearance is the latest incident to make headlines from the actress’s European trip. Last week Miss Ryder reported being bit by a horde of cats wearing tiaras and one wearing a Jedi Robe. Unconfirmed sources claim these were the infamous Pooses for Peace who have had an on going feud with Miss Ryder for several years.

Authorities are ruling out the possibility that the cats are suspects of this particular robbery . They have a witness willing to testify that they stayed in Salem this past Thanksgiving Day weekend and had a house-trashing party and a seance. The pet sitter even left a note which may be used as evidence at a later date.

Happy Thanksgiving!

We would like to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. Please come join us for a house trashing fiesta this week! So sorry we will not be able to visit everyone. The pet human is not cooperating with our demands.

Oh.....next week we will be having a surprise party for Nubi wan Kenobi. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

xoxoxoxoxo
zevo and the pooses for peace

Holiday Work for Pooses!

Pooses... are you looking for work during the holidays? Learn to be a substitute poose! With so many parties and festivities happening during the holiday season, many pooses need to hire substitutes to fool their pet humans in thinking they are still home. How do you think the celebrity Pooses for Peace are able to leave home so often without their pet humans freaking out? It is the work of well trained sub pooses.

The Holiday Semester at The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses begins next week. Learn a fun new career and the art of substituting. You to can be a successful career poose! Get certified in two weeks. We also offer job placement services.

Meet some of the happy graduates of The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses.
All have gone on to sub for famous celebrity pooses like Miss Boo, Lucy Fur, Tao and Zevo Calamari. Living the good life, being fed, poosed, by pet humans who do not know that their real pooses are off consorting with the glitteratti.

Call our admissions office right now. Don't delay. Operators are standing by.
1-800-BOO-ZEVO

Hablamos espanol!

And after you make lots of money please Visit The Planet Calamari Shoppe and shop until you drop!

Lindsay Lohan Victim of Bite & Run

AP
PARIS
Fur lover Lindsay Lohan showed up for a red-carpet event in Paris on Saturday and was dusted with flour by an animal activist.

The "Mean Girls" starlet wasn't hurt, and the powder was easily wiped off her black fur stole and blue sequined dress. Unconfirmed sources report that immediately after her dusting, she was attacked by the a horde of cats wearing tiaras and one in a Jedi robe swinging a light saber. Miss Lohan was taken to the hospital and is stable condition. Her sunglasses, designer shoes and earrings were lost on the way to the hospital.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari of the Pooses for Peace issued a statment. "Please give me a glass of Pastis to rinse out this wretched taste in my mouth...If you are going to wear fur as an accessory, you should just carry one of us around instead of donning a dead animal. We are warning all of you fur wearing stick insects...wear fur and we will bite you."

The celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Lucy Fur and Nubi wan Kenobi were in Paris over the weekend.

Ciao Ciao...

We are back from celebrating in Chicago with Oprah... well Miss Lucy Fur is still there shopping for a gown with her BFF for the inauguration ball. I plan on having something done by Donatella. Check out these cool earrings i scored ..i mean... um....i found while i was there.

Zevo and Nubi are back in Salem recovering and preparing for a major house trashing party near Thanksgiving...

We have decided to take some time off to rest up for the holidays and for january 20, 2009. President-elect Obama has asked The Pooses for Peace for help in cleaning up Washington when he is elected. I say we need some major nap time to prepare. It will be so nice to actually hear a president speak who can complete a full sentence and properly say the word nuclear!

Meanwhile please enjoy this lovely new website www.wanderingeye-photo.net that my pet human has created. Don't tell her is said this, but she is a most excellent photographer.. ..though she should spend more time taking pictures of me.

Ciao for now,
purrs and kisses
Miss Boo

Oprah & Friends

Associated Press
Chicago

After her star-studded "get out the vote" party on yesterday's show, the Big O headed down to Grant Park to cheer on our newly-elected president that she'd supported all along. With her was BFF celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur and The Pooses for Peace other celebrity cats, Miss Zevo Hussein Calamari and Miss Boo. All wearing tiaras and Obama sequined t-shirts.

Presidential hopeful Cheysuli and her Jedi body guard Nubi wan Hussein Kenobi were also invited. Unconfirmed sources report that Mike Huckabee's bird-dog Dude was seen wearing fishnets and a boa.

Other friends of the Pooses for Peace attended the celebration as well. All members of the Bite & Run, Poop & Run and the infamous Poot & Run Brigades were seen at the grand celebration. Several moose, wolves, polar bears and other endangered pooses were there to celebrate.

In his acceptance speech President-Elect Obama thanked Cheysuli for her endorsement during the final days of the election. Obama is said to offer Cheysuli a high ranking position in his cabinet soon.

He thanked the Pooses for Peace and their legions of brigades for all the work they did in the name of preserving freedom. " I may need your services again. We will begin cleaning house in Washington DC in January. Will you join me?"

"YES WE CAN.... BITE AND RUN!" chanted the hordes of animals.

Obama finished his speech with "This is a day of Hope for all pooses and because of these amazing sentient beings, we are here today celebrating victory. It is the dawn of a new America. God Bless America. God Bless our Pooses."

Nov 4th 11:00 PM

LIVE FROM OBAMA PARTY HEADQUARTERS...

YES WE DID!!!!!!!!

back to the party

xoxoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

Visualize Pawsitive Change!

The candles are lit. We will be napping and purring the rest of the day for a pawsitive out-come of this election.

Cheysuli was our first choice. However... in light of the dark forces this country are facing we will be purring for Obama today.
We know that Cheysuli will be appointed in a high ranking position in Washington as soon as he is elected!

Yes we can. Si se puede!
The Pooses for Peace

Paws for Obama

POOSES FOR PEACE ENDORSE OBAMA

In the latest twist of the US elections, the Pooses for Peace have now changed their endorsement from Presidential Candidate Cheysuli to Obama. The decision came directly from Cheysuli headquarters this morning.

Candidate Cheysuli issued a statement:
“As citizens of a democracy it is not only our right but our responsibility to vote. Further, it is not only a right but a responsibility to speak out when we disagree with the government. The only candidate who seems to understand the latter part of that is Barak Obama and I hope you will join me in supporting his cause if you are in a swing state.”

Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement this morning as well: " We find it admirable that Cheysuli has stepped back for the good of all. We will endorse her once again when she runs in 2012. The Pooses for Peace are asking all of those who can vote to think about their choice carefully. The past eight years of corruption and cronyism need to be put to an end. We want a positive change. We want HOPE. And we want our country back from these hacks who have been running it into the ground. A vote for McCain and Bible Spice will send this country back to the Middle Ages. We implore you to vote for Barack Obama! The next day we shall be purring and napping for PAWSITIVE CHANGE and HOPE.
YES WE CAN!!!!!!!"

Feliz Dia de los Muertos!

Salem MA

The ghost of Frida Kahlo and her ghost cat were seen dancing all over Salem MA today. The ghosts visit Salem every year to celebrate the Mexican holiday, the Day of the Dead.

Other ghost sightings have been reported since midnight last night. The ghost of Lucille Ball's cat resembling the celebrity Miss Lucy Fur was seen running through the streets of Salem last night. The ghost of Mae West, looking identical to Zevo Calamari was seen dancing with the ghost of Marilynn Monroe, who was the mirror image of Miss Boo.

In other Salem news.... several hung over cats, skunks, dogs and celebrities were seen roaming the streets this morning. The annual Poose Witch Ball ended last night at 2:00 am. Celebrity cats and movie stars attended the ball in costume. The Pooses for Peace and their renegade Bite & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades attended.

Salem authorities were too busy with the 100,000 rowdy tourists roaming the Witch City to pay much attention to the happenings at the Ball. No cats were arrested. The Hawthorne Hotel had to bring in a biohazard unit after the ball.

Unconfirmed sources claim that Mayor Kimberly Driscoll crashed the ball uninvited and wore a red suit instead of her usual black one thinking it would fool the cats. At this time she has reported that her earrings, watch and new blackberry are missing and several holes in the red suit. The mayor was heard screaming "Where are my earrings and Oh my gawd... what is that smell... I hope I have an extra can of Frebreeze in my caaaaawh........"

There will be a Day of the Dead party held at Casino Calamari tonight with a tequila, margarita bar and tuna nachos. Wear your sombreros! Paint on a uni-brow.
OLE!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween or Samhain as we say in Salem, MA ...the black cat capital of the world!

Here is Salem, cats are known as familars when they live with a witch, so we are very popular bunch of pooses!

Tonight is the Halloween Poose Ball. Hoping to see YOU and all our celebrity friends Johnny, George, Nicole,Tim, Oprah, The Dixie Chicks, etc..... (and looking forward to scoring some cool earrings!)

Blessed Be!

Halloween Week Events

Salem MA

Hordes of pooses and celebrities have been seen wandering through Salem, MA in anticipation of the annual Poose Vampire Ball held at the haunted Hawthorne Hotel this Thursday night. (not to be confused with The Annual Poose Witch Ball is held on Halloween Night at the Casino Calamari)

This event is invitation only. Invitees are picked by the celebrity cats known as the Gatti della Strega (the Witch Cats).
A few years the mayor of Salem was said to have fainted while at the ball, at the sight of Captain Jack Sparrow and claims her earrings were stolen by the cats. The cats and the mayor have been feuding since that event.

Rumors that the cast of Dark Shadows, the original cast from The Rocky Horror Show will attend, as well as Anne Rice, Stephen King, George Clooney, the cast of the old BEWITCHED TV series and the new movie. Brad Pitt with-out scary Angelina & the wretched kids. (It is hoped that Captain Jack Sparrow will come to one of the balls this year given by the celebrity cats.)

This year the mayor was not invited . When asked why the mayor was snubbed, Spokes-poose Zevo Hussein Calamari replied "She can go hang out at that tacky carnival in her black suit with those carnies that she forced on the city of Salem. Afterwards she can watch the$20,000 light show over the wrecking yard."

The mayor of Salem has brought in extra security for this event and has issued a warning to all residents to keep all valuable jewelry in a safe deposit box for the weekend.

Samantha's Costume shop in Salem has reported that the top selling costume for female cats is the "Cheysuli Presidential" costume. For younger male cats, the "Nubi wan Kenobi Jedi "costume has been flying off the racks. Other costumes such as Bite & Run jackets, Poop & Run jackets and Poot & Run jackets seem to be very popular this year with many of the cat tourists.

MORE SPOOK-TACULAR EVENTS!

Strega Zevo Calamari will be reading paws and the tarot every night at the Hawthorne Hotel in the haunted room. Please call for reservations. Strega Zevo Calamari is known as the psychic to the stars and has consulted with celebrities, diplomats and royalty. (Unfortunately some of those such as Britney Spears, John McCain and the mayor of Salem have not heeded her warnings of crash and burn syndrome.)

Madam Booooooooooo will be conducted ghost tours through out Salem each evening at 9pm. Only the brave of heart should dare to walk with her as she takes you through the graveyards, haunted houses and the finale.... the House of the Seven Gables to meet the ghost of Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Nubi Wan Kenobi, The official Black Cat of Salem will be signing autographs at the Witch Museum daily. Bubba the cat will be performing magic tricks also.

Join The Countess Lucy Fur On the haunted tall ship
The Friendship for an evening of spook-tac-ular ghost stories.

Visit Tao and Sarge's Natty Boh and Tuna cake stand in The Salem Commons for a tasty treat.

Don't Forget!
The Annual Poose Witch Ball
will be held at The Casino Calamari
on Halloween Night from 10pm- ?
open nip-tini bar
all you can eat buffet!
Costumes are mandatory.
Call 1-800-boo-zevo for tickets.

Madame Calamari Reads Tarot

Madam Zevo Calamari will be reading tarot cards all week in Salem
for all pooses who are visiting the Witch City.

We would like to thank everyone who danced in the Thriller Parade and the Time Warp Dance this past weekend. Festivities will continue all week!

We would like to wish our male pet human a happy happy birthday today. So the pet humans will not be around to help us blog today or tomorrow.

Now... The cards are telling me something ... hmmm...i see lots of stinky goodness in this reading.... a bottle of tequila ............................new earrings for Boo.......a new TV show for Miss Lucy....... and the election..... hmmm hard to see the dark side is?

Halloween Week With The Pooses!

To celebrate our victory um ...mistrial of the Pooper-Gate trial we are inviting all of our friends to come to Salem, MA.. the Halloween capital of the planet for the entire week. All will be welcome to stay at the Hotel Calamari.

We will begin the festivities with the Thriller Parade. (Please practice the thriller dance before the parade!) The Parade will start this Saturday night at 8:00 pm in downtown Salem. Wear your costumes! (Don't worry Michael Jackson was not invited....he scares us)

After the parade at Midnight there will be a special showing of the Rocky Horror Show for all pooses. Bring your time warp costumes!

See you there! We will keep you posted on the activities all week. So many parties.. so little time.
It will be Spook-tacular!

HauntedHappenings.org

BREAKING NEWS FROM FOX

FOW NEWS

THIS JUST IN FROM THE POOPER-GATE TRIAL AT SALEM MASS......

The Pooper-Gate Trial has just been declared a mistrial. Judge Bigbroom has ordered the evacuation of all in in attendance at the trial today after a strong and deadly odor filled the court room. People began gagging, choking and fainting from the stench. Salem's under-staffed EMT units were sent in along with a Bio-hazard team to clear the building.

The scent seemed to start in the direction where several cats in the Poot and Run Brigade were seated. However unconfirmed sources believe the smell actually started near the judge who was rumored to have dined on cabbage, beans and brussel sprout omelets at the local cafe known as The Witch's Brew.

Authorities are ruling out a terrorist plot as of now. However, we are FOX NEWS are certain those liberal Pooses for Peace had something to do with this latest commotion in the city of Salem.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll in her black suit was over heard saying " Cough, ackkk gag .. ack.. oh my gawd that smell.. ack... Do you think Febreeze will get the smell out of my suit? Gag... now....whaare did I pawk my cah? I am late for my lobstaah lunch."

Boston legal duo Denny Crane and Alan Shore issued this statement:" We are very proud to have been defending The Pooses for Peace. We know that they would have been found innocent........ Now where can we get a few decent martinis?"

Pooper-Gate Trial Continues

Associated Press
Salem MA

Denny Crane and Alan Shore showed up in suits and not flamingo costumes, at the Salem Courthouse today to avoid a contempt charge. The Boston legal firm is representing the Pooses for Peace in the Pooper-Gate Scandal. The infamous duo plan to show that Pooping and Running is protected by the Constitution and is a form of freedom of speech.

Miss Zevo Hussein Calamari was called to the witness stand by prosecutors. Miss Calamari took an oath to tell the truth with her paw on the Holy Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of the Bible. Miss Calamari is a pastafarian.

Special Prosecutor:"Do you solemnly swear the tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you The Flying Spaghetti Monster?"

Zevo Calamari :"I do. RAmen"

Special Prosecutor: "Are you responsible for the commotion caused at the Haunted Happenings Parade this year?"

Zevo Calamari : " Hmmm? What parade? What do you think about this tiara? Does it make me look fat?"

Special Prosecutor: "Answer the question Miss Calamari."

Zevo Calamari:" I did. You didn't answer mine."

Special Prosecutor: Your Honor, I have no more questions at this time. The witness keeps throwing kisses at the jury and I believe this cat has tequila breath."

Zevo Calamari: "What tequila? Do you have any? Can i have a shot?"

Later today the prosecutors plan to call The Meezers to the stand. Unconfirmed sources believe that The Meezer gang leads the Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades responsible for the incident at the Haunted Happenings Parade.

The defense will call Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur to the stand along with Ted Kennedy who has come to the defense of the cats in the past.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll and her black suit will be called by the prosecutors later this week. The What Not to Wear crew has been banned from the courthouse.

DAY ONE... POOPER-GATE TRIAL

Associated Press
Salem MA

The infamous Boston legal duo Denny Crane and Alan Shore arrived today at the Salem Courthouse dressed in flamingo costumes. Their clients, The Pooses for Peace are charged in the latest Pooper-Gate scandal.

When asked by the judge why they were in costume, Denny Crane responded "It's Halloween in Salem. Denny Crane. Denny Crane."

The Salem Courthouse was packed with celebrities and hundreds of cats, dogs and skunks. George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Nicole Kidman, and Bette Midler all wore Free the Pooses t-shirts.

Leaders of the Bite & Run, Whap & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run all wore black leather jackets. Leaders of the Pooses for Peace, celebrity cats Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur wore tiaras and Versace couture.

Nubi wan Kenobi and presidential candidate Cheysuli were not present. However, all the cats had on Vote Cheysuli buttons. Cheysuli is at an undisclosed location for her own safety.

Mayor Driscoll was also there in her only black suit sans jewelry. The What Not to Wear crew were expelled from the courthouse by the Judge for disturbing the proceedings. The crew kept chanting "CHANGE THE BLACK SUIT ...CHANGE THE BLACK SUIT " at the Mayor.

Prosecutors will be calling weatherman Al Roker to the stand later today to prove that the cats have terrorist links.

Clooney Saves the Day!

Associated Press
Salem MA

George Clooney rode into Salem MA early this morning and put up the $1 million dollar bail to free The Pooses for Peace from jail. The celebrity cats have been charged with illegal activities in the Pooper-Gate investigation. Rumors have been spreading that Miss Boo and Clooney are a couple.

Unconfirmed sources report that Clooney will be paying the legal expenses of the Boston legal firm, Crane Pool and Schmidt. The trial begins later this week.

Celebrities are said to be pouring into Salem in support of the cats. All were invited to watch the presidental debates at The Casino Calamari tonight and participate in the drinking game called "Do a shot of tequila every time John Mccain seys "My Friends" .

The Pooses for Peace support presidential candidate Cheysuli who was not invited to be in the debates.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll in her only black suit issued a statement this morning. " Curses! Somebody always helps those cats. Oh... am I invited tonight too?"

BREAKING NEWS FROM FOX

FOX NEWS
SALEM MA



This just in from our sources in Salem MA....... The Pooses for Peace have been found guilty in the Pooper-Gate investigations.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll announced that the city of Salem will press charges against the Pooses for Peace for their participation in organizing Poop and Run Brigades at the Haunted Happenings Parade.

Celebrity cats, Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur head the liberal organization known as the Pooses for Peace. In the past the cats have led Bite & Run attacks against Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and other fine upholding US citizens.

The cats led the Haunted Happenings parade in Salem, MA two weeks ago and invited hundreds of cats and several liberal communist celebrities to ride along with them on Vespas, Harleys and in solar powered cars. Their cohorts known as The Meezers led the Whap & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades causing a strain on Salem's sanitary units.

Zevo Hussein Calamari's roommate, Nubi wan Hussein Kenobi, (a black cat and possibly a Muslim) is the body guard to renegade presidential candidate Cheysuli. ...once again proof that Cheysuli is befriending dangerous friends and hanging out with terrorists. The cats are also friends with weatherman Al Roker.

Mayor Driscoll in her one and only black suit issued a statement this morning. "Pooper-Gate is a far more serious issue than the so called scandal Trooper-Gate that poor innocent VP candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of. We hope to have these cats convicted as soon as possible and sent to Guantanamo Bay."

No comment has been issued by the Pooses for Peace. At this time they have retained the legal services of one of Boston's most scandalous law firms, Crane, Poole and Schmidt.

Stay tuned to Fox News... A Fair and Balanced Source. Coming up next Sarah Palin's newest fashion line... white robes with hoods!

Happy Birthday John Prine!

Casino Calamari invites you to join us to celebrate
John Prine's Birthday tonight!


Illegal Smiles for all.
Niptinis and tequila

Sing along with John.........

That's the Way that the World Goes 'Round
© John Prine

I know a guy that's got a lot to lose.
He's a pretty nice fellow but he's kind of confused.
He's got muscles in his head that ain't never been used.
Thinks he own half of this town.

Starts drinking heavy, gets a big red nose.
Beats his old lady with a rubber hose,
then he takes her out to dinner and buys her new clothes.
That's the way that the world goes 'round.

That's the way that the world goes 'round.
You're up one day and the next you're down.
It's half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown.
That's the way that the world goes 'round.

I was sitting in the bathtub counting my toes,
when the radiator broke, water all froze.
I got stuck in the ice without my clothes,
naked as the eyes of a clown.
I was crying ice cubes hoping I'd croak,
when the sun come through the window, the ice all broke.
I stood up and laughed thought it was a joke
That's the way that the world goes 'round.

Hot Dog Fun ...My Sister's a Nun!!!!

TERRORIST LOVING CATS

FOX NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

Unconfirmed sources have reported that The Pooses for Peace celebrity cats are friends with Al Roker, the weatherman..... more proof that these cats are terrorists.

Homeland Security taped a three way conversation with the leaders of The Pooses for Peace. Zevo Hussein Calamari said" We are having lovely fall weather here in Salem." Miss Boo replied , " I wish we had fall weather here in San Diego." Miss Lucy Fur added " Well at least we don't get snow in San Diego!"

We at FOX NEWS are certain that these are secret messages to terrorist cats.

Stay tuned for more fair and balanced news. Coming up next.....Sarah Palin shows us how to shoot a wolf from a helicopter.

Salem Mayor Calls Emergency Meeting

Associated Press
Salem, MA

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll called an emergency city council meeting today.

Wearing her predictable black suit, Ms Driscoll said: " It is urgent that the city of Salem puts a stop to those menacing cats called The Pooses for Peace, who have cause nothing but trouble since they moved here. Their antics at the last parade were appalling. I call for a vote to evict these cats and their businesses from Salem now. And I want my earrings and Blackberry back now or else!"

Zevo Calamari, spokespoose for The Pooses for Peace and owner of Brothel Calamari Casino Calamari and Cinema Calamari issued a statement as well. " What earrings? What Blackberry? And by the way what we pay in taxes from our businesses, more than covers your raise and your salary. We are not going anywhere. Oh.. pass me a shot of Strega ... thanks...."

Jack Sparrow Appears at Salem Parade Tonight

BREAKING NEWS
Salem MASS

Captain Jack Sparrow rode into Salem on a jet black Vespa, with the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas, leading the Haunted Happenings Parade this evening. His swagger and the glint in his eyes caused women to swoon and faint all over the parade route, creating a stress on Salem's underpaid EMT system.

Before she fainted, Mayor Kimberly Driscoll called for an emergency back-up from the Boston Fire Department to handle the overload. The mayor lost a pair of earrings and her blackberry when she fainted. As predicted, the mayor wore her black suit to march in the parade. The "What Not to Wear" crew were anxiously waiting a chance to surprise the mayor with a make over. However, since the mayor was rushed to the hospital for a swooning incident the make over has been postponed until next season.

Other celebrities rode with the Pooses for Peace as a sign of solidarity for their cause. George Clooney rode along side Miss Boo on his Harley hog. Oprah, BFF of Miss Lucy Fur rode on a special orange Vespa with her name etched in gold. Zevo Calamari led the cast from the Rocky Horror Show on her blue Vespa. Brad Pitt sans wretched children and Angelina Jolie was seen on a Harley hog too. Hundreds of cats dressed in black witch hats and capes rode Vespas, Scooters and Skateboards too.

Boycotting the presidential debates, David Letterman, Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert in rickshaws peddled by local Salem witches, followed Presidential candidate Cheysuli and her body guard Nubi wan Kenobi in her electric Smart.

Other celebrities who played witches in movies, such as Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Cher, Bette Midler, rode Vespas and Scooters along with the infamous Bite & Run, Whap and Run Brigades. All wore black witch hats and capes and carried brooms.

The Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades were forced to march after the Boston Police Equestrian Patrol. EMT Units had to be called back in to assist all those who were gagging and puking. The City of Salem sent in a Biohazard team to rid the streets of the stench. Incense has been lit all over Salem.

As of 11:00 pm tonight, all the bars, clubs and restaurants in Salem are filled with drunk cats, dogs, skunks and celebrities.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll was not available to comment on the commotion tonight. We expect a press conference tomorrow morning.

Cats and Vespas Invade Salem MA

Associated Press
Salem, MA

Cats and celebrities from around the world have been flocking to Salem , MA during the past few days to participate in the annual Haunted Happenings parade. It is the official kick off to the Halloween Season.

Keeping with tradition, the Strega Queens, Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Lucy Fur will be leading the parade with the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas, ( witch cats on vespas). Other celebrity cats will be riding vespas along with the Pooses for Peace cats. The Bite & Run, Poop & Run and Whap & Run Brigades will also be riding along this year. Presidential candidate Cheysuli will be riding in a solar powered Smart convertible with her bodyguard Nubi wan Kenobi.

A party after the parade will be held in Salem's famed Casino Calamari.

Unconfirmed sources report that the cast of the Rocky Horror Show, Bewitched and Practical Magic will also be riding vespas along with the cats. No word if Miss Boo's paramour George Clooney will be riding in the parade this year. Last year Captain Jack Sparrow rode with the cats on a Harley Hog.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll has issued warnings to the locals of wearing any valuable jewelry to the parade. She still claims that her earrings were stolen by pooses at a past parade.

Extra security have been brought in to prevent a repeat of last years cat fight between Zevo Calamari and Mayor Driscoll. At last year's parade, The commotion began when Mayor Kimberly Driscoll tried to upstage the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas by proclaiming she would lead the parade instead of the cats on vespas.

The mayor dressed in her one and only black suit had not bothered to even wear a costume for the kick off parade. Unconfirmed sources report that she was given a choice by Strega Queen Zevo Calamari, of either wearing a costume and riding with the cats on a vespa or walking behind them in her only suit. A cat fight broke out when the mayor refused.

No charges were filed as there were no witnesses. However the mayor's black suit had several tears in it after the parade.

Mayor Driscoll issued a statement this morning: "These cats are a menace to society. I have asked for backup Police from Boston and surrounding towns for this years parade. The only reason i tolerate these cats is that they bring in celebrities to our small city to spend money. .. which can then be taxed and pay for my $20,000 raise. Then maybe I can buy another black suit."

An anonymous aid to the mayor said that this year, the mayor will be wearing ankle and knee guards under her black suit at the parade.


Rumors that Brad Pitt will attend on a hog are rampant through out Salem.

Ya Ba Da Ba Doooooooooo

Cinema Calamari presents
The Flintstone Film Festival

You know.. we completely forgot about one of our favortie cartoons, The Flintstones until Sarah Palin has declared that dinosaurs and humans roamed the earth 6,000 years ago together. You can read about it at our friends The Huffington Post

Maybe Sara thinks it was a documentary and not a cartoon? Anyway.. we will be showing Flintstone cartoons all day instead of watching the news.

Please join us for a YabaDaba Dooooo time! Of course there will be an all you can eat ham and niptini buffett for all pooses.

Happy Monday!

BLOW UP YOUR TV

The Pooses for Peace invite everyone to follow the advice of John Prine this week.

BLOW UP YOUR TV!

We are tired of watching the nonsense going on in Washington on the news. We are so tired of the propaganda. We don't need no stinking Teeeee Veeee. If we hear that chimp's voice one more time we may puke up all our ham and stinky goodness. If we see that scary woman from Alaska with the weird glasses and the beehive hair do one more time we may have to pull our hair out. And the old man with the lisp and droopy eye gives some of us the "runs".

This is not healthy for pooses or people.

So.... we decided to get unplugged.

Cancel your cable. Save some money. (You will need it to help pay for that $700billion-trillion-zillion bailout for the rich and greedy!)

Rent movies instead. Read books. Meditate. Listen to music. Take lots of naps. Chase birdie toys. Do shots of tequila. Do anything but don't watch TV! Maybe if we ignore them they will all go away!

Have a wonderful weekend. We will be unplugged all weekend waiting for Hurricane Kyle to hit New England.

Sing along with John Prine! ( feel free to substitute the words Buddha, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Bast, Allah, for the word Jesus!)

John Prine Spanish Pipe-dream

She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
Well she pressed her chest against me
About the time the juke box broke
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
And these are the words she spoke

Chorus:
Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own

Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do

Repeat chorus:
Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own

Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said You must know the answer.
She said, No but I'll give it a try.
And to this very day we've been livin' our way

And here is the reason why
We blew up our T.V. threw away our paper
Went to the country, built us a home
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches
They all found Jesus on their own

Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen

Tonight at
Casino Calamari

Birthday Bruce and the E Street Band!

Nip-tini's and all you can eat Thunder Road Buffet

Wear your dancing shoes!

Emergency Session

Once again we have called an emergency session of Poose Congress to alert everyone of the latest blunder of GW the Chimp. We URGE your pet humans to sign this petition. Why should the tax payers bail out the richest, greediest companies of this country. (Instead that money should be used to feed homeless pooses and people and of course pay off our credit card debts!)

Oh... we decided to let Disneyland keep the statue of Johnny Depp at the Pirates of the Caribbean. This was a much more important issue to fight for!



Congress is on the brink of making a one-sided deal to give George W. Bush a blank check to bail out his pals - offering nearly (or perhaps more than) a trillion taxpayer dollars to Wall Street to cover its bad debts. That works out to somewhere between $2000 and $5000 from every American family. So what do the taxpayers get in return?

Nothing. No new regulation or oversight to help avoid this kind of crisis in the future. No public interest givebacks to help people whose homes are in the hands of the banks. Perhaps most shockingly of all, the taxpayers get absolutely no share in the profits if and when these finance giants bounce back, even though we are now assuming a great deal of the risk.

This is worse than a bad deal - this isn't a deal at all. This is a blank check to some of the richest companies in the world.

I just signed a petition calling on key members of Congress to impose a few sensible conditions to this bailout in order to protect the American people -- I hope you will too.

Please have a look and take action.
CLICK HERE!

AP NEWS ALERT

This just in from Anaheim, CA...... Cats dressed as pirates led by Bite & Run Commander, Miss Lucy Fur (the cat who is once again off her meds) have taken over The Pirates of the Caribbean Ride and have taken the Johnny Depp statue hostage until their demands are met.

One demand is that the song will be changed to the words "Yo ho Yo Ho a Pooses' Life for me" The other demand is that pirate cats must be added to the decor of the ride, since there is a dog in it.

The same incident happened in 2006. Doctors feel that the Yo Ho Yo Ho song has a hypnotic effect on cats taking medication. The theory is that there is a subliminal message in the song urging cats to stop taking their anxiety medication. Miss Lucy Fur has been on Oprah several times and even bit Dr Phil the last time she was on his show.
The celebrity cats are friends with Johnny Depp. No comment has been issued by Mr Depp at this time.

Swat teams and riot police have been called in... we will keep you posted.

Now back to more propaganda. Sarah Palin has a new line of lipstick called Pitt Bull Lips available only at Wal-mart.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

It is a Holy Day for all pastafarians ( devotees of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) today. May you be blessed by his Noodly Appendage. Ramen!

All pooses are invited to our private party at Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Special guest...... Captain Jack Sparrow! Be ready to swoon.

Please wear your patch and pirate attire.

Arrrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrr shiver me timbers.. there will be plenty rum for all.. arrrrrrrrr

Sing along with us!

YO HO (A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME)
Lyrics by Xavier Atencio and music by George Bruns

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Cats Help Invent Post-its

AP
Breaking News

Not only did John McCain invent the Blackberry (even though he cannot use the internet or knows how to email) unconfirmed sources have reported that the celebrity cats of The Pooses for Peace helped create Post-its along with Romy and Michele.

Miss Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement early this morning; " I believe that John McCain invented blackberries, strawberries and blueberries since he is older than God. I personally chose the color Blue to match my eyes when designing Post-its. Miss Boo chose pink, Miss Lucy Fur chose yellow and Nubi chose that funky lime green. Post-its are
one of the most important inventions of this century. Now pass me a Cosmo please. "

Poose for Peace Alert

We just heard the sad news about Daisy the Curly cats sister, Pixie who went over the rainbow this weekend. We are sending our love and healing purrs to her and her family. Eat a banana in honor of Pixie. It was her favorite. Her spirit lives on.



Hi everyone,

We want to thank all of you for the get well purrs and thoughts for Nubi. He is recovering and starting to be his old poose-head self. (peeing in the fireplace where the Buddha alter is in protest of his new cat food!)

Our pet human is working extra long hours and hopes to have a normal schedule in place soon. Maybe then we can visit you all regularly.

Miss Boo and all of us at the Pooses for Peace Headquaters have just heard about this latest evil plot by John McCain. Here are the details and a petition your pet humans can sign. We will be so happy when this election is over!

Thanks
zevo hussein calamari



Dear Friend:

John McCain is actively working to stop people who have lost their homes to foreclosure from voting this November.

McCain and the Republican Party in Macomb County are using foreclosure lists to suppress voters and deny them from exercising their constitutional right (Michigan Messenger, 9/10/08).

McCain stood with the Bush administration on economic policies that have led to our catastrophic foreclosure crisis, which has forced countless families in Michigan and across the nation out of their homes.

Please go to progressmichigan.org/nohomenovote and join me in signing a petition calling on McCain to stop his campaign to suppress voters who have lost their homes.

Thanks!

we are thankful!

I'm home! Oh Aunty Em! There is no place like home... my birdie toys, my pillow... my pet humans!

Thank you so much for all your prayers, purrs and get well wishes. The trip back from the hospital was uneventful.... no tow trucks or blue meanies. My pet human was happy about that!

I would not allow her to put a recent picture of me up on the post. The vets gave me a poodle haircut. It is very embarrassing. Zevo keeps calling me Poodle Boy.

I do want to thank all the vets and staff at the Atlantic Veterinary Hospital in Marblehead. I was treated like a celebrity. Everyone is so nice there. I got so many kisses from all the girls there.

My pet human is working lots of long hours and she apologizes for not being able to help us visit other blogs. Since Zevo will not help pay the vet bill the humans will have to work it off. Zevo is not too happy to have me home. She said i stink. I missed her anyway!

Thank you all so much. Love is all around!
may the force be with you
love
nubi wan kenobi
ps i am hoping to return to working for Chey very soon.

Back to the hospital............

Wednesday morning

Nubi is back in the hospital. He had another rough night last night . We are all hoping he will be released tomorrow. Thank you all for your prayers and purrs.

I am sorry i cannot visit other blogs and thank everyone personally.

Thank you
nubi's pet humans

i'm home!

Hi Everyone,

Thanks so much for all the get well wishes and purrs. I am finally home. I am still kind of groggy.

It was a rough ride home from the vet. My pet human was driving her little vw bug when she got pulled over by a large car with blue flashing lights and a very mean man in blue. He yelled at her for stopping at a yellow light and her tires were touching the pedestrian walk. She apologized and asked that he please be nice as she had a very sick cat in the car.

NO...... he was not nice. He then told her that the car registration had expired in August. (WHAT? no? what? Wait... no i didn't get anything in the mail.) AND that she had the choice of either being towed by the cops or finding someone to tow it home. He did not care that she had me in a crate. He did not care it was hotter than hell and we had to wait for a tow truck for 45 minutes. He could have written a fix it ticket. NO... she had to call AAA and we had to ride home in a tow truck.

I am sure this cop was at the RNC. It can be the only reason he glared at me in my crate with such disdain. My pet human is trying very hard to forgive him and she hopes that he learns some compassion.

However... we would like to say thank you soooo much to all those who helped us yesterday.... the very nice tow truck driver, our neighbors, and friends and the nice people at the Atlantic Vet hospital.

Since the pet human is working double to pay for these past few days we will not be posting or visiting much.
Thank you all for the love and healing prayers.
Spread some compassion today!

love
nubi

Jedi Poose Hospitalized

NEWS ALERT

Nubi wan Kenobi was rushed to the hospital early Friday morning. He had a repeat episode of crystals blocking his urethra. (OUCH!) Nubi is doing fine and we hope to have him home on Monday.

We feel that the cause of this must have been due to the toxicity of those nasty people at the RNC. His outstanding bravery in the latest Bite & Run should merit him a purple heart from the Pooses for Peace.

We will keep you posted on how he is doing. Thank you for keeping him in your purrs.

I am sorry that we will not be able to visit many blogs this week. The pet human is having a meltdown.

ciao ciao
zevo

NEWS ALERT... BREAKING NEWS FROM THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION..............

CNN
THIS BREAKING NEWS JUST IN....

Sarah Palin, VP nominee along with several other prominent republicans have just been attacked by what appears to be a pack of cats wearing "Save the Polar Bears" t-shirts under leather jackets. Some wore tiaras. One was in a Jedi robe carrying a light saber.

During the Bite & Run there were also cats, dogs and some wolves leading Whap & Run brigades, Poot & Run patrols and and the most appalling of all .... the Poop & Run teams stormed the convention hall.

Delegates fled the convention gagging. Cindy McCain's designer yellow shoes had to be thrown away. Secret service protected John McCain from an attack but he was seen having a temper tantrum after it. (After all, incase you have not heard by now, he was a POW.)

Unconfirmed witnesses also claim to have seen Bullwinkle Moose and Rocket J Squirrel with the cats. An inebriated delegate who wished to remain anonymous claims to also have seen Dino the dinosaur, from the Flintstones running with the cats. He also saw a dog in drag wearing fishnets and a glitter tee that said "save the wolves" who claimed to be Mike Huckabee's ex-bird dog.

The attack came unexpectedly while Palin was delivering her speech and stressing the importance of educating our youth that the earth is flat and this should be taught in schools.

She was about to give her recipe for moose and wolf stew when the cats appeared from nowhere and attacked. Palin was rushed to an undisclosed hospital and is in stable condition. Unlike other Bite & Runs, Palin did not loose any jewelry. Tom Delay did lose his toupee.

Karl Rove aka "turd blossom" was also attacked especially hard by the Poop & Run patrol. He blamed the liberal media for making the cats, known as the Pooses for Peace, celebrities and planning this commotion. He is also in stable condition but lost his blackberry in the attack. His shoes and suit had to be burned.

Crews are now at the scene of the attack lighting incense and fumigating the hall.

Extra security such as BLACKWATER was hired to be on the look-out for an attack by the cats. Authorities are baffled how they were able to pull off such a stunt. No cats were captured or arrested. Security cameras were turned off during the attack, thus there is no evidence at this time.

Spokes-poose Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement via satellite : " Bleeeee eeeeew uck..... cough.. what Bite and Run? ack ack ....hand me that tequila would you please. Who would vote for a gun toting woman that wears Wal-mart plastic bangles? ack ack... more tequila please."


Stay tuned to CNN for more coverage at the Republican Convention.
Coming up next... Bristol Palin gets mommy lessons from Britney Spears.

Nothing up my sleeve.........presto

FOX NEWS ALERT

Unconfirmed sources have reported that Bullwinkle the Moose and Rock J Squirrel have joined the Bite and Run Brigade of the infamous liberal terrorist heathen group known as The Pooses for Peace.

No word of why these two famous characters would want to be associated with the celebrity cats. Internet rumors claim that Bullwinkle wants revenge for the death of his cousin Ralph the Moose who was hunted and killed by Republican VP pick Sarah Palin.

Republicans are concerned that the cats and their cohorts may show up some time this week at the convention and cause trouble. Delegates and candidates are urged to wear ankle guards. Please leave your valuables locked in a safe place. Blackwater has been brought in for extra security.

Stay tuned for more FOX NEWS..... Next up... Sarah Palin talks about why the earth really is flat and dinosaurs are fictional...................


shhhhh! Zevo here.. just wanted to tell you that the Bite and Run Brigades are on Red Alert. Report to your commanding officers....

OH... and the pet human is working extra (AGAIN) this week. .. so we are really sorry if we cannot visit everyone. Plus she is still blaming the heat and the ghosts for not being able to be on the computer so much.

Still In Switzerland

Ciao ciao!

We are still in Switzerland, recovering from some plastic surgery and tummy tucks ..um ...i mean the stress of life. We all are going to look fabulous when we return to the states!

Everyone had such a wonderful time at Boo's party. We would like to thank all of you. If you did not attend please do read the posts below for details.

My pet human does not seem concerned about my blog. I feel it should be her most important priority...however she feels that working as much as she can is more important. And that is all she has been doing... well she worries a lot too, so there is not much time for anything else. I think she needs to re-watch The Secret, or take a vacation.

Also there is the small dilemma that the iMac is now in the "office" in the attic and it has been very hot up there. It is not good for the computer and we have been unable to visit blogs that have lots of stuff on them.

The pet human also claims there are ghost in the attic and is scared to be up there after 7:00pm. I think we have been living in Salem too long!

Have a wonderful weekend. We will try to visit. ... if we do not please understand!

xoxoxoxo
ciao ciao
zevo & the pooses for peace

We are experiencing technical difficulties and are unable to visit many blogs or post the latest updates on The Pooses for Peace (who are all still in Switzerland).

We are sorry we cannot visit your sites. Our old iMac does not have enough umph to open some of the more elaborate sites with videos, cool graphics, etc.

We are asking everyone NOT to send us any emails with attachments, forwarded emails with other peoples' email addresses stacked up in the cc box.

Have a wonderful week and we hope to remedy this situation soon.
xoxoxoxoxo
zevo & nubi's pet human

The Day After....

BBC
Monaco

Unconfirmed sources have reported that celebrity cat , Miss Boo of the infamous Pooses for Peace was given a topaz ring by George Clooney, last night at her surprise birthday gala No one knows if it was a generous friendship ring.... or something more serious. Clooney and Miss Boo were seen kissing and cuddling most of the night.

Dignitaries, diplomats and celebrities joined in the festivities for Miss Boo along with hundreds of her cat friends, and members of The Pooses for Peace.

Princess Caroline of Monaco hosted the gala at the Monaco Castle. Entertainment was provided by U2, Bette Midler and The Eagles and other musical friends of the cats.

An "all you can eat ham, cheese and chicken and catnip buffet" was provided by Rachel Ray. Al Gore gave the birthday speech and thanked Miss Boo and her partners Zevo Calamari and Miss Lucy Fur for the fine work the Pooses for Peace had done.

Presidential candidate Cheysuli was there with her bodyguard Jedi cat, Nubi wan Kenobi. Fashion icon Daisy the Curly Cat was seen dancing with Lux and later with Mickey. Kaze, Latte and Chase dined with Jennifer Aniston and consoled her all night as she was distraught about her break up with that John Mayer.

House of Versace provided couture for the cats. A dart game with Karl Rove's face on the board was given as a gift by Mr Hendrix and his twin Bendrix. Bendrix was asked by The Eagles to sing Happy Birthday to Boo. This was their way of forgiving him for trashing a guitar at their last concert.

Sammy, Miles and Billy all part of the Bite and Run & Poot and Run Brigades gave a Special Forces demonstration. Incense had to be lit after the Poot demonstration by Billie. A few glasses of champagne were whapped across the dance floor. No one was injured.

Newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi flew in to Monaco after their wedding this past weekend to wish Boo and happy birthday. " I would not miss Boo's birthday for the world!" said DeGeneres. Later Kilroy , Adan and Fat Eric were seen dancing with the newly weds. Karen Jo was spotted with Tao and Sarge doing tequila shots. Bubba the cat brought Bonnie Raitt as his date.

There were so many cats present we apologize if we have not mentioned them all. Other cats seen were Zippy, Sadie, Zoey, Moki, Mrs Oz, Karl, the Topcats, The Hotcats, and too many more to remember.

The party lasted until dawn and there were hung over cats seen all over Monaco in the early morning. Monaco authorities report that some of the dignitaries invited by Princess Caroline reported missing earrings and bracelets. "Too much alcohol is to blame for this, not those dear cats." said Princess Caroline.

In unrelated news a few pieces of art and statues were said to be missing from the castle.

Miss Boo, Lucy Fur and Zevo Calamari have been seen checking into a clinic in Switzerland known for tummy tucks and youth serum treatments this morning. The cats deny the claim.

from monaco.....

happy birthday miss boo!

with love,
from all your friends

p.s. Thank you all for coming to the party tonight. The Castle at Monaco does not have DSL so we will not be able to post on other blogs until later this week. Enjoy the party!
xoxoxoxoo
the pooses for peace

You are invited to...

shhhh... it is a surprise party!

All pooses are invited to celebrate Miss Boo's 10th birthday given by the royalty of Monaco.

Tuesday August 19, 2008

Hors d'oeuvres at 7;00 pm
Dinner at 8:00 pm
Dancing and frivolity 9:00 pm -?

Please bring your own tiaras and top hats.
House of Versace will generously provide couture for all those pooses who attend.
All pooses are invited to stay at the castle.

We will be leaving for Italy tonight. George Clooney has invited us to stay with him this weekend. This will give
Miss Lucy Fur and myself time to prepare for the party. Boo will be too busy with George to notice. We will not be able to visit many blogs over the weekend.

Hope to see you all in Monaco! Just think of all the wonderful jewelry we can pilfer um, cough... i mean see.

ciao ciao
zevo

Steve Martin at the Casino Calamari Tonight!

We are bored with all this rain. Time to have a real party.

Come celebrate Steve Martin's birthday with us at the Casino Calamari.
It will be a wild and crazy time!
Nip-brownies, nip-tinis and an all you can eat munchie bar.

Time to get small!

See you there
xoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

Monday

We would like to send a bouquet of poose blossoms and a round of nip-tinis as a thank you to our friends at our cat pictures for featuring Nubi and his acupuncture session. Please visit their site and say hi.

Please forgive us for not being able to visit and say hi to everyone. The pet human is very busy lately and she said she does not have time for luxuries like posting on cat blogs. (I can only say that we feel it is not a luxury but her responsibility to post!)

We hope to visiting real soon. Thanks for all the lovely messages and purrs.

ciao ciao
zevo

We're back!

We are back from touring with the Eagles. Wow! Pink champagne on ice ! In the long run we really did have a peaceful easy feeling. Though at one point we heard a rumor that... you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave! (sound of guitar wailing in the background)

Thanks to all those pooses who attended the concerts and the parties.

Nubi is feeling much better and back to being a poose-head. Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses? As you can see i am sniffing him to make sure. He smells like stinky Chinese herbs to me. (Please do not mistake this as a kiss.)

We have not been able to visit blogs this week. (Just leave a message maybe i'll call.)The pet human is working extra and has moved the mac up into the attic office which have been unbearably hot. She said it is like typing in a sauna. We are hoping the weather cools down and she chills out soon.

Have a great weekend and thanks again for all the healing purrs! We will be planning Boo's surprise party real soon. All pooses will be invited. It is going to be quite the bash too!

ciao ciao
people say i'm crazy but it takes all my time...........
zevo