Thankful Thursday

I would like to thank everyone who participated in the Zevomas celebration this past week. It was the best birthday ever! Thank you for all the wonderful gifts, salutations, parties, comments and best of all thank you for being such good friends.

I would especially like to thank Miss Boo and Lucy Fur for coordinating the festivities, the parade, and the parties. Chey. thank you for allowing Nubi to take some time off from his bodyguard duties to celebrate with us.

Thank you to all of those in the Bite and Run, Whap and Run, Poop and Run brigades for marching in the parade and attending the parties. A special kiss kiss to all those celebrities who attended too. And a baci baci to Donatella Versace for her fashion expertise.

I am sending all of you a bouquet of poose blossoms today!

love and gratitude!
zevo hussein calamari

Breaking News

Associated Press
New York

New York authorities report that several paintings and artifacts from the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art are gone. The following have been confirmed as missing:

Young Woman with a Water Pitcher Johannes Vermeer

Cat stealing fish Giuseppe Recco

Cat artifact B.C.E.; Dynasty 12

There are no details on how the art was taken out of the Museum or when the theft happened. Security cameras were said to be shut off for days. New York Police Chief will give a press conference later today with more details.

In other New York news the festival of Zevomas is over. Hordes of cats, dogs, celebrities and a pair of bunny slippers have left the city. A spike in ham, turkey and tuna sales have been reported. Most liquor stores ran out of tequila yesterday.

Donald Trump's wig was seen hanging from the flag pole of Trump Towers early this morning. George Clooney's girlfriend filed a missing earring report and Paris Hilton has not yet found her sunglasses.

Zevo's Birthday continues.......

This stunning gift from Zoey and Maggie and their pet human, Ann just arrived for Zevo. She will be so surprised when she opens this one! It is the perfect accessory to her Versace peridot gown that she is wearing tonight!

Thank you so much dear friends at Zoolatry .

We hope everyone is enjoying the Zevomas festivities.

xoxoxoxoxo

Happy Birthday Zevo!

What a wonderful day! We all had a great time at the Zevomas Central park Celebration yesterday. Thank you all for coming. I would like to thank Zoolatry for this wonderful graphic!

Today we have some wonderful news. Thanks to the bravery of the Framingham Police, Mom Laura is reunited with her cats Mu Shue, Lily Lu and Iris. More reason to celebrate! If you would like to help her out please see the post at the top of this blog for more details.

We would like to wish a very happy birthday to Chey's pet human today!

The bio-degradable ticker tape parade will start at noon today. To keep it eco-friendly we will be riding in solar powered green limos. Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur, Nubi wan Kenobi and i will be on the Pooses for Peace float. We arranged for George Clooney to have a solar powered motorcycle especially for this parade. Johnny Depp will be on the Pirate Float along with Orlando Bloom and a few other cool pirates.

Jimmy Buffett will be riding on his very own eco-friendly Parrot Head Float. This parade is going to be the best New York has ever seen!

Barack Obama will also be riding in a solar powered car and has promised not to pick a fight with Cheysuli who will also have her own limo.

All those in the Bite Patrol Brigade are welcome to march or ride on any of the floats you like in the parade. Please wear your official Bite & Run black jackets. The Poop and Run brigade will the finale of the parade.

My birthday party will be held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art tonight at 7;00 pm. If you need formal attire Donna Versace is in room 300 at the Ritz and will dress you for the evening. Please bring your own tiaras and top hats!

Thanks again for making this Zevomas the best ever!
kiss kiss
ciao ciao
zevo hussein calamari

Sunday Zevomas Celebration....

Join us today in Central Park for an Eco-friendly Zevomas celebration. Festivities include earth friendly products, arts, organic food booths and a solar powered nip-tini fountain.

Special guest Al Gore will be give an informal talk at 3:00 pm.

The Zevomas concert will begin at 6:00 pm with Bono, Jimmy Buffett and The Eagles to sing our favorite tunes. Parrothead attire is appreciated but not mandatory.

Tomorrow's biodegradable ticker tape parade honoring Zevo on her birthday begins at noon following the traditional Macy's Day parade route.

Zevo's birthday party will be held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Formal attire is requested. Tiaras and top hats.
All pooses who need something to wear please report to Donatella Versace for something to borrow.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CAT BLOGOSPHERE
Cats, Mu Shue and Lilly Lu’s home burned down yesterday. We are not sure if they escaped the fire. An auction site has been created thanks to several of the cat bloggers to help Mom Laura. You can find it here. We will try and keep running tabs on auction and efforts to help her get back on her feet.

We will be posting earrings to auction off for this cause probably on Tuesday. Please keep these pooses in your purrs and thoughts and pray for a miracle.

Breaking News

Associated Press
New York

Breaking News.................

Authorities are reporting a Bite and Run Attack at the UN Headquarters in New York City just hours ago.

Unconfirmed sources claim that the infamous Pooses for Peace organization requested to address the UN General Assembly concerning the war in Iraq, Dafur, Tibet, torture at Gitmo and the war crimes committed by the Bush administration.

The Assembly responded with "So sorry,,,,,,We are very busy and important. We do not waste time talking to cats."

Shortly after the statement screams, shrieks and sneezes were heard through out the entire building. UN diplomats were taken to an undisclosed hospital for treatments of ankle bites, knee scratches and allergy attacks. All are in stable condition.

No suspects have been named as security cameras seem to have malfunctioned during the attacks. Rumor has it that the Bite and Run Brigade, a division of the Pooses for Peace, was to blame.

Several diplomats have reported missing earrings and watches. The UN will be closed on Monday to repair carpet damage and stench control.

Pooses for Peace Spokes-poose Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement. "Too busy to discuss torture? May fleas descend upon your home and your bodies. May you be feel the pain and suffering of all those who you should be representing. And may you forever smell the stench of our Poop and Run brigades upon your shoes. "

Zevo Hussein Calamari and her cohorts will be on David Letterman tonight.

Thank You!

The Mod Squad of the Pooses for Peace!

In honor of Zevomas our friends at Zoolatry made this stunning montage of Zevo, Boo and Miss Lucy Fur.

We would like to thank Maggy and Zoey and their Pet Human Ann for such a wonderful gift. It is an honor to be immortalized by such a great artist..... and such wonderful words about our blog! "Your blog is on our Top Ten list for sure; fantastic writing, it always brings a hearty laugh -- and one that is so "right on" politically...we really, really enjoy it. You'll be our Best In Show this coming Sunday, by the way."

And we would like to also thank all the pooses who have joined us in New York making this Zevomas season an extra special one.

Later today we are hoping to speak to the UN General Assembly concerning the unrest on the planet. We are asking that they stop the war in Iraq, stop the madness in Tibet, Help those poor people in Dafur. We demand the removal of the Chimp-decider and his cronies immediately and ask that they be replaced with a more intelligent leader such as Cheysuli.

All Bite & Run, Poop & Run, Whap, Poot and Scratch and Run Brigades are on RED alert during this session!

Viva la Revolucion,
(Viva La Boheme!)
The Pooses for Peace

Pooses Sing Puccini

Associated Press
New York

Last night the Metropolitan Opera House was packed to the brim with patrons, celebritites and cats, wearing tiaras and top hats for La Boheme. (Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a few dogs, one in drag and a pair of bunny slippers up in the balcony)

Much to the surprise of the audience the cast was joined by several cats during the final scene. Zevo Hussein Calamari sung the part of Mimi while Nubi Hussein wan Kenobi assumed the part of Rodolfo. Several members of The Pooses for Peace Bite & Run Brigade joined the chorus. (We regret that we cannot name the hundreds of cats due to time constraints and space since they have all added Hussein as their middle name!)

The most shocking part of the finale is when the cats took over the chorus and began to sing the last song from Moulin Rouge after screaming VIVA LA BOHEME!

"No matter what you say.......

The show is ending our way.....

for FREEDOM!

BEAUTY!

TRUTH and

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE"

After the initial surprise the cats received a standing ovation. Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor joined the cats on stage for an encore.

In other New York news several patrons at the opera reported missing earrings, watches and shoes.

Zevomas continues..........

Associated Press
New York

Hordes of cats wearing tiaras, top hats and leather jackets swarmed into The Big Apple to celebrate the first day of Zevomas which began Tuesday.

City officials reported a boost in ham and tuna sandwich sales. Liquor stores reported running out of tequila early in the day. All hotels and motels are filled for the entire week. Rumor has it the Motel 6 has one extra room available but those interested should be warned of a stench coming from the other rooms.

To start off the festivities a firework display was held at the Statue of Liberty. The Pooses for Peace and friends arrived in a solar powered motorcade of green limos. Some of the celebrities sighted at the display were Presidentail Candidate Cheysuli, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Donnatella Versace, Yoko Ono, Sara Jessica Parker, Liza Minnelli and David Letterman. (Later this week Pooses for Peace spokes-poose Zevo Calamari will be on David Letterman.)

Authorities report it was a peaceful event. However park officials noted that the poem inscribed on the Statue of Liberty was changed to read:

"Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled pooses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched pooses of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, the flea ridden to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

In other NY news, Paris Hilton claims to have been bitten by a beast dressed in black leather. She cannot recall any other details as she was on "medication". Her Prada sunglasses and Versace watch are now missing.

Donald Trump was seen without his wig for a brief moment today. Unconfirmed sources claim that it was stolen. Mr Trump denies wearing a wig or having it stolen.

An increase in petty theft was reported on Tuesday. There was a sudden decrease in rats and mice seen as well.

The First Day of Zevomas

It's Tuesday and here we are at the Ritz Carlton! We are still waiting for more of our guests to arrive all week The real fun happens over the weekend. I am sure we will find plenty to occupy our time for the next seven days. So many tourist attractions, shows and ankles to bite.

Since this is the first day of Zevomas i thought i would share how Zevo and i became best friends. About ten um, a few years ago Zevo still lived in San Diego not to far from me. (Her pet human and mine are friends. They met in acupuncture school... anyway that is beside the point! Ha! No pun intended!)

Zevo and her sister Baby Pig were working at The Bread & Cie Bakery. They were driving the truck and delivering bread. They hired a big white dog to help push the pedals on the truck. The bread was never delivered. They were all fired the first week. They went on to try other retail jobs. The Pig worked at a Cheese Shop and was fired for eating the profits. Zevo worked at Starbucks in Hillcrest and was accused of stealing tips and was "let go". She tried cutting hair for awhile but it was not a smart career choice for someone with paws. I am not sure what ever happened to the white dog.

One night they went to Hamburger Mary's for a few margaritas. I was there drowning my sorrows over loosing my sequined flip flops at the beach that day. It was a warm summer night. Its a gay bar, so cats wearing tiaras drink for free. As fate would have it the magic of the margaritas took effect and by midnight we were all dancing on table tops and the bar. Of course, we immediately bonded under the influence of the Agave God and became the best of friends.

We also discovered that we were very good at "finding" expensive jewelry and other fine items that we were able to sell on the black market um, give away to charity. Thus began our reputation as cat burglars. Such an ugly phrase. We prefer to think of ourselves as modern day Robin Hoods... with tiaras.

I won't bore you with how we became celebrities, friends with Miss Lucy Fur, Madonna, Donatella, Johnny Depp, (bit his nasty French wife), arrested at the Vatican, dated George Clooney, met with Fidel Castro.... ... well i really don't want to brag so i will stop there.

Zevo and Baby Pig were forced moved to New England. Baby Pig who was the original founder for Pigs for Peace (now known as The Pooses for Peace) passed away a few years ago. We miss her dearly and her birthday would also be on Monday. Before her passing they opened Brothel Calamari , Casino Calamari and Cinema Calamari. All successful businesses! Zevo's pet humans thought she would be lonely so they adopted Nubi wan Kenobi. For the record she was not lonely and is still miffed they did not ask her permission. She tolerates him.

This week will be the best birthday celebration ever. All pooses are welcome to stay with us at the Ritz. We have the entire hotel to ourselves and a few celebrities. (So sorry but The Poop and Run Brigade will be staying at the Motel 6 )

Tickets are still available for La Boheme at the Met for this Wednesday evening's performance. Later we will dine at La Luna in Little Italy. Moonstruck attire is requested.

For all you who are attending the Birthday Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Monday evening, Donatella Versace will be providing outfits for all. Shoes will be provided by Jimmy Choo, Prada and Manolo. You must bring your own tiaras and top hats.

Room service is here. Champagne anyone?
ciao for now
Miss Boo

you are invited

The season of Zevomas starts tomorrow, Tuesday April 8, 2008 and ends with Zevo Calamari's birthday on Monday April 14, 2008. This is a very big birthday for Zevo. (We like to keep her age a secret from the paparazzi.)

This year Zevo has requested an eco-friendly birthday. Usually she goes to Paris or Milan to celebrate.

The Pooses for Peeace have planned a very special week for her and her friends in New York City. Miss Boo has booked the entire Ritz Carlton which overlooks Central Park for the week. Miss Lucy Fur is in the process of planning an eco-friendly ticker tape parade. Nubi wan Kenobi is negotiating with the UN to meet with the Pooses for Peace while they are in town. Parties and activities will be announced during the week.

All pooses are invited to this once in a life time extravaganza. Bring your own tiaras and top hats. Plenty of organic ham, tuna and chicken for all. A Nip-tini fountain has been placed in the Ritz Carlton for the entire week.

See you in New York!
Happy Zevomas

The Pooses for Peace

We Can Solve It!

Al Gore Invites The Pooses for Peace to launch the WE campaign:
We can solve the climate crisis!

The Pooses for Peace are thrilled about Al Gore's new WE Campaign website
wecansolveit.org

The WE Campaign is a project of The Alliance for Climate Protection -- a nonprofit, nonpartisan effort founded by Nobel laureate and former Vice President Al Gore, which we launched with our first Live Earth concert on 7.07.07. The WE Campaign's ultimate aim is to halt global warming. They are beginning with educating people in the US and around the world that the climate crisis is both urgent and solvable.

Al Gore and The Pooses for Peace invite you to visit this website. Sign the petition. Learn what you can do to help save this planet ... for all people and pooses!

We can solve it!
The Pooses for Peace

Thoughts become Things!

After watching The Secret i manifested this lovely topaz ring. So easy! What shall i visualize next? Manolos? A feather toy? A Prada bag? ...................so many ideas ... so little time..............

xoxooxo
Miss Boo
p.s. check out this fun website for Notes from the Universe or fun e-cards for humans... FREE!
www.tut.com

Tonight at Cinema Calamari

We will showing the movie The Secret tonight at Cinema Calamari.

It is not like pooses really need to watch it. We know how to manifest everything we want and need. However, it seems that in the cat blog-o-sphere, the rumor is that most of our pet humans are going through some sort of money crisis or worries about the lack of it.

Tonight we invite all pooses and their pet humans for this special viewing. There will be plenty of nip-tinis, ham and an unlimited abundance of the popcorn your humans want!

Shhhhhhhhh...it's a secret................

Today on Oprah.... Miss Lucy Fur

Join Oprah and her BFF Miss Lucy Fur on today's show.

Miss Lucy will share what really happened at the so called Brad & Angelina wedding this weekend and how she missed the Poop & Run graduation for nothing!

She will also share the story of her tragic love affair with the Queen's corgi and the ongoing drama of her life with Judd the puppy.

Don't miss today's Oprah!

Special Musical guest.... Celine Dion!

The Morning After

Ohhhhhh please keep those lights off and try not to make any noise. We are so hung over from the Poop & Run Graduation party! What a wonderful event. It was especially fun when we turned out the lights at 8:00 pm for Earth Hour! Woooo hoooo

Congrats to all of you who are now official officers of the Poop & Run Brigade.

And for all those of you who keep asking if the reason Miss Lucy Fur was not there because she was at Brad and Angelina's wedding yesterday... our answer is "What wedding?".

Cheysuli tagged us on Friday for a book meme. We regretfully must pass since our pet human has been too lazy to bother um, we mean so busy working on other stuff. And the truth is the closest book to this iMac is a boring veterinary acupuncture book that would just put all of you to sleep. Forgive us Chey.

Also we felt that there is a far more important matter for The Pooses for Peace to spend time on today. From the Progressive blog Fire Dog Lake comes this info:

"John McCain is breaking the law.

When McCain's presidential campaign was in trouble, he opted-in to public financing through the primary, limiting him to a $54 million spending cap.

But laws aren't for "mavericks"...

McCain's latest spending report, filed by his own campaign, shows he has spent in excess of $58 million so far -- a public admission by his own hand that he has broken the law.

We filed a formal complaint to Federal Election Commission yesterday, and we want you to sign-on for a second delivery of signatures later this week.


Please read and co-sign the letter to the FEC right now.action.firedoglake.com"


We urge you to have your pet humans sign this.

We are now discussing to engage a Bite & Run Attack in the near future concerning this matter.

Have a great Sunday. Could someone please bring me some ginger ale and asprin?
xoxoxo
nubi wan kenobi

You are invited to the

Poop & Run Boot Camp Graduation Party
at
The Casino Calamari

All Weekend!

All you can eat stinky goodness buffett

With our very special musical guest Phoebe Buffay!

Please join us in singing the Poop & Run Anthem

and a One ...Two... Three...Four...

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose

It's not your fault



They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose,

It's not your fault



You may not be a bed of roses

You're not friend to those with noses

I'll miss you before we're done

Or the world will smell as one



Smelly Poose, Smelly poose,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Poose, Smelly Poose

Time to poop and runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


Viva the Poop & Run Patrol! We are so proud of all of you!
xoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

More Volunteers.....

We are so excited that we are receiving more requests from other pooses to join the Poop & Run Brigade. Here are our latest recruits.

Sammy Meezer our Commanding Whapmeister who leads the Whap & Run Patrol has volunteered his new roomie Bill. We are sorry that we do not have a picture of him. Stop by their website and say congrats!


Dear Zevo,
Please accept our applications for the Poop & Run brigade. We have been waiting for an opportunity like this! Not only are we very good poopers, but we are very good at running fast after we poop!

If you need references, we live with Tao and Sarge who can vouch for this.

Love,
Lady & Stoli
Poopalina & Poopalus
Perry Hall, MD

Poop and Run?

We received a letter from our dear friend Princess Guacamole on behalf of Tata the dog who would to volunteer her services to our Bite & Run Brigade.

Dearest Zevo, Members of The Pooses for Peace and The Bite & Run Brigade,

There is a dog in Tucson who wants to be part of the bite and run brigade, but she is very old and slow. Her name is Natasha, or "Tata" for short.

She is wondering if senior dogs can be part of a POOP AND RUN brigade. It has the advantage of a more lingering effect, persisting long after the pain of the bites are gone. (She is hoping especially that Congress has carpets.) She also pointed out that it is a homeopathic approach: poop for poop, as it were. Please let her know if you would be open to her idea.

viva la revolucion!

love,
princess guacamole

After much consideration and several staff meetings we have voted in favor of forming a Poop and Run division of the Bite & Run Brigade. Tata has been promoted to the Commanding Officer of the Poop and Run Patrol.

We are now accepting applications for all those who wish to volunteer. Dogs are invited. ........ in fact all animals are invited to participate. Our work is cut out for us this year!

OH...... if you would like to see The Bite Patrol featured in a movie please watch STARDUST. Such excellent Bite Patrol acting by the poose-cast deserving of an Academy Award!

May the Force be with us,
The Pooses for Peace

Max & Bun Buns

Meet Bun Buns and Max.....They live with us........we tolerate them. They make our pet human happy. (We think that our pet humans have watched the movie MirrorMask one too many times)

Since the theme of MirrorMask is "An extraordinary dream quest to rescue a world out of balance" we have invited Max & Bun Buns to be a part of Pooses for Peace. We think the world can be saved by a rag tag team of biting cats,with a flair for fashion, a few dogs and a magical pair of bunny slippers. We can no longer count on humans to save the planet. It is up to us.

We believe there is hope. We believe in magic. We believe that life is a Disney movie and the good guys always win... with the help of animals.

Hope Springs Eternal
xoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

p.s. Join us for our Easter Film Festival at The Casino Calamari tomorrow. We will feature the movie Harvey and MirrorMask.

Plenty of ham, eggs and nip-tinis of all!

We have been napping and purring all week for those in need of our good thoughts. Though not much has changed in Tibet or the home-front we have decided to think positive happy thoughts today. As Scarlett O'Hara said"Oh la de da.. I will think about that tomorrow."

So.......it is time to celebrate Spring.. a time of hope....of new possibilities........and perhaps even some sun!

We invite all pooses to come celebrate Spring with us at our Casino Calamari. Put on your Easter bonnets, your spring garb and your dancing shoes! There will be a spring pagan ritual starting at 7:00pm followed by dancing and food.

Spring has sprung!
(ok... we have to pretend it sprung here in New England.... a few nip-tinis will help that!)

xoxoxoxoxo

Purring for Peace

Today is the anniversary of the Iraq War. We wanted to organize a huge Bite & Run Mission to bite all those who voted and funded for this atrocity. However since we are napping for the Dalai Lama this week we thought it best to continue a peaceful revolution with purrs and naps. ( Don't worry.. there will be plenty of biting in the future!)

Sending healing purrs and prayers out to all who have suffered these past 5 years from a needless war.
Sending purrs to all those in Tibet as well.
Sending purrs to all who need them no matter where or who they are.

Namaste
The Pooses for Peace

Om Mani Padme Nap

The violence in Tibet has heightened and we are worried about the Dalia Lama and the Tibetan people. We are napping extra hard today for all those who need our purrs and prayers. We hope that the UN and the USA will help...... however since Tibet has no oil we doubt if such a miracle will happen. Please take a minute and say a prayer for all those who need help today.

To keep informed on what is happening in Tibet visit freetibet.org

Namaste
The Pooses for Peace

A Day of Peaceful Napping

The Dalai Lama has asked declared a day of napping and prayers for all those in Tibet who are being persecuted by the Chinese. This is a tragic time for Tibet. Please help by sending healing purrs to those brave people.


Namaste
The Pooses for Peace

To learn more about Tibet visit freetibet.org

UPDATE! Thanks to the Cat Realm for the info on Tibet Blogs www.tibetblogs.com

one.. two... bite bite bite......one ..two....bite bite bite.....

We have decided that with all this biting and fighting for the good of this country we needed to do something positive as well. All biting and no play makes for a very cranky bunch of pooses.

We have hope that Cheysuli and/or someone like Obama will be inaugurated on 1-20-09 ending the dictatorship of the Chimp-decider.

As the bigot um, Congressman Steve King said... There will be dancing in the streets if Obama is elected. (How dare he not acknowledge Cheysuli at all!) We agree... there should be dancing for all in the streets to celebrate a day of hope and change for the USA. Why ? Because we are sure the entire planet will dance that day.

The Pooses for Peace have opened a school of dance to prepare everyone for this day of dance. Our instructors are some of the finest dancers. Learn how to be Footloose, to Flash-Dance,to shake it and twist and shout, how to disco, rumba, tango, salsa, bunny hop, hip hop, moon walk or waltz through the streets on 1-20-09 like a pro. We have even hired Elaine Benes from Seinfeld to teach "How not to dance in public"

Classes are filling up fast. Our operators are standing by.
Call now to register for this Spring semester. 1-800-Cha-ChaChaa
www.dancewiththepooses.com

Be ready to dance with confidence in the streets on 1-20-09.
Oh what a feeling!!!!!!!!!!

Congressman Steve King Bit

FOX NEWS
DES MOINES, Iowa

On Friday, Iowa Congressman Steve King announced that terrorists would celebrate if Democratic candidate Barack Obama won the presidency.

King, a Republican, bases his prediction on Obama's pledge to pull troops out of Iraq, his Kenyan heritage and his middle name Hussein. The congressman added "They'll be dancing in the streets because of his middle name, they'll be dancing in the streets because of who his father was."

Yesterday during a radio talk show Congressman King was attacked and bit by several cats wearing black leather jackets and tiaras. One cat was wearing a jedi robe and swinging a light saber. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen Mike Huckabee's ex dog, Dude wearing fishnets and a sequined t-shirt that said DANCE, running off with the cats.

Congressman King is listed in stable condition at an undisclosed location. The bite marks however formed a permanent scar that reads 1-20-09 Let's Dance!

Authorities have no leads on who the cats are. However we believe it is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite & Run Brigade. Members of this brigade have all changed their middle names to Hussein to show solidarity. Is this proof they are muslim cats? We at Fox News, a fair and balanced source of all information are sure they are.

Spokes-poose Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement this morning. "Congressman King is a buffoon and a bigot. He is absolutely wrong that the terrorists will dance in the streets on 1-20-09. If they did .... that means you could actually find them. No, Congressman King, it will be the citizens of this country who will be dancing in the streets when the Chimp-Decider and his gang of thugs are booted out of Washington. We invite everyone to dance with us on 1-20-09!"

Beyond Being Catty

It is no secret that we cats can sometimes be catty. Yes we snivel about tiaras, who looks the hottest in the latest Versace and who should have the last morsel of ham. But we are nothing compared to those mud slinging humans who seem to dominate this election season.

The Pooses for Peace support Cheysuli for President. However we cannot stand by idly when talk show idiots foaming at the mouth hosts call Obama a muslim terrorist just because he is black and his middle name is Hussein. My roomie Nubi wan Kenobi is black... he has a weird name. Does that make him a terrorist too? (Well our pet human may say otherwise!)

While surfing progressive political blogs this morning i found a brilliant idea. To diffuse the Hussein factor we have decided to use Hussein as our new adopted middle names. What if everyone joined in? Oprah Hussein Winfrey, Bruce Hussein Springsteen, Cindi Hussein Lauper, David Hussein Letterman, Wolf Hussein Blitzer, Nubi Hussein Kenobi, Lucy Hussein Fur, Miss Boo Hussein la Poose.... well you get the idea.

Oh... gotta go Donatella Hussein Versace is on the other line with news about my latest dress.......
ciao ciao
zevo hussein calamari

Back in San Diego

Well ... i just got back from Italy and i found out who stole my tiara. It was not Boo, though she covets it i am sure. It was Judd the puppy. And he not only stole it....he ate it. I get no respect around here.

My pet humans think he is sooooooo adorable and cute. "Oh look at Judd.....isn't he sooooo precious?" Ack!! It is enough to cause a hairball.

Here i am ... one of the bravest members of the Bite & Run Brigade risking my teeth in the name of our constitutional freedoms and other atrocities committed by the Chimp-decider. I am one of the main leaders of Pooses for Peace. A celebrity. BFF with Oprah. And does that count? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do my pet humans care? NO!

I demand justice.
I demand a new tiara.
And i want it NOW..... or else.

xoxoxo
lucy fur

Tonight at Cinema Calamari !

In honor of Rex Harrison's birthday we will be showing one of our favorite movies, Doctor Dolittle! All pooses are invited. Tuna nachos and cheese popcorn for all!
xoxoxoxo

This morning at the Vatican

Pregate per la heathen gatti
Pray for the heathen cats


Mio Dio perdona loro per i loro peccati
My God forgive them for their sins


Noi preghiamo che il furto d'arte della Cappella Sistina è trovato
We pray that the stolen art from the Sistine Chapel is found


D'ora in poi si prende la costituzione di una collezione. Vi preghiamo di essere generosi. Ho bisogno di un nuovo cappello.
We will now take up a collection. Please be generous. I need a new hat.


Nel nome del Padre, del Figlio e dello Spirito Santo.
Amen

Somewhere in Italy....

Felice Compleanno Cheysuli!

Si prega di mangiare
Amore!
I Gatti per la Pace

Meanwhile in Milan......

Ciao bella gatti!

Potrai così guardare piuttosto indossando Versace couture.
You will look so pretty wearing Versace couture.

A te darò e tutti i tuoi amici vestiti per la festa di compleanno
I will give you and all your friends clothes for the birthday party.

Si prega di portare questi alcuni gatti dolce prosciutto e del vino
Please bring these sweet cats some ham and wine.

Baci per tutti !
Ciao ciao
Donatella

Shhh.... i am a dormire

I must rest up today. As Cheysuli's bodyguard i am sure she will expect me to go to Italy this weekend for her birthday party. It is going to be quite the bash now that she is the Prime Minister of Italy.

Zevo, Boo and Miss Lucy Fur flew to Milan right after the Oscars. They are staying with Donatella Versace. (And i am sure they had nothing to do with that huge jewel heist that took place at the Milan jeweller Damian's

I need to practice my Italian. "Si prega di maggio sono i più prosciutto?" (May i please have more ham?)
"Soggiorno lontano da Cheysuli o si mordono i lei." (Stay away from Cheysuli or i will bite you.)

ciao ciao
nubi wan kenobi

What Earrings?

Poose-cam live from Hollywood the day after the Oscars...................

OSCAR SCOOP

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

Joan Rivers, the dreaded snarker of Oscar red carpet fashion, did not appear on television this year, so the many fans who wanted to watch the comedian dish out the fashion gossip had to go online. Rivers and her annoying daughter Melissa chose to offer opinions on the best- and worst-dressed stars at the 80th Annual Academy Awards on the internet instead.

Unconfirmed sources claim that the mother-daughter team were terrified of a repeat of last year's Bite & Run attack by the infamous celebrity cats who attend the Oscars. In 2007 both Joan and Melissa suffered severe bites, scratches and allergy attacks after calling celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur a psycho-cat and saying that Zevo Calamari looked dumpy in her Versace. Later the duo called Miss Boo a slut for wearing a strapless, backless Versace a la J-Lo.

Joan Rivers released a statement from an undisclosed place. "My daughter and I were not hiding from those nasty cats. We felt that by reporting on-line instead, our fans would not have to worry about our ankles this year. And I would like to add that those wretched cats are all sluts..... OUCH!!!!!!!!! What the $!*K was that!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone get me a bandage ........Aaaaaaaaaaachoooooooo"

The celebrity cats, also referred to as the Pooses for Peace walked the red carpet with George Clooney and Johnny Depp. All were wearing diamond tiaras, Versace couture with Jimmy Choo shoes, except for Nubi wan Kenobi who wore his traditional Jedi robe. Dude the Bird Dog (ex-dog of Mike Huckabee and newly adopted by Liza Minelli ) was later seen dancing with Michael Moore at one of the after parties.

In other Oscar News...... Angelina Jolie was seen sporting a baby bump, but had reported her diamond earrings on loan for the Oscars were missing. Authorities have not named a suspect.

Several Bite & Run Attacks were reported by all those who wore fur to the event. Most of these celebrities are said to be in stable condition at a near by hospital. All have filed reports of missing jewelry.

Next on Entertainment Tonight...... Miss Boo and George Clooney??????????????????

URGENT POOSE NEWS

Well it seems that the Decider Chimp is at it again. Guess that he is not satisfied with all the destruction and mayhem he has caused in Iraq.....so he has decided that soon it will be OK to go out and kill wolves.

Now.... as a rule, we don't hang out with wolves. We don't invite them to our parties and we try to avoid roaming through Yellowstone. We would love to invite them to join our Bite Patrol.....but we are not sure if they would bite us as well! However, they are stunning creatures and do deserve to live their lives without being chased by men with guns as a sport.

Please have your pet humans sign this petition to save the wolves from the Chimp and his gun-toting goons.

Visitwww.nrdconline.org
to learn more and sign the petition.

We are all in this together. Who knows.... soon the Chimp may decide that hunting cats would be a great idea!
Thank you,
The Pooses for Peace

Happy Birthday Ted Kennedy!
xoxoxoxoxo
The Pooses for Peace

We are so sorry we are still here in San Diego recovering at the Golden Door Spa and not able to join our good friend Senator Kennedy for a few shots of scotch in honor of his birthday. We would like to thank him for all his help in the past with Homeland Security, the Fidel Castro incident, and of course his stance to defend our rights lately in Congress against the spying chimp!

We are resting up, catching up on our beauty naps for the Oscars. George Clooney is taking Miss Boo as his guest. Johnny has invited the rest of us to join him on the red carpet.

Oh..... Donnatella is on the other line.......
Ciao bella! Ho bisogno di un abito da indossare per la Oscars!

xoxoxoxo
zevo

Almost Paradise

We are taking a much needed break at The Golden Door Spa in Escondido CA. All that toxicity in our bodies from yesterday's Bite & Run has taken a toll on us.

For the next few days we will rejuvenate with organic tuna juice, massages, acupuncture and yoga. ........ and sun! The Detox specialist has recommended a round of chelation therapy and milk thistle smoothies to rid our bodies of chimp poisoning and tequila.

It is so nice to be back in SoCal. I was born in Escondido. I really miss the sun and the Mexican food, but suburban life was a bit too dull for me. It was way more fun to live in Hillcrest near Boo and Miss Lucy. Oh Aunty Em..... there is no place like San Diego!

Time for yoga!

Namsate
zevo & The Pooses for Peace

Happy President's Day

xoxoxooxox
The Bite Patrol

Calling from San Diego

Zevo..... call me. Thanks to the House Democrats who grew a spine and refused to cave in on the FISA revision, we can now talk on the phone for at least 10 days without the Decider Chimp and his Goons listening in! Before leaving for their Spring break Congress sent a message to the Chimp via Rep. Silvestre Reyes, chair of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, "We cannot allow ourselves to be scared into suspending the Constitution. If we do that, we might as well call the terrorists and tell them that they have won." (na na na na na!)

We can say words like weapons of mass destruction when we are complaining about Nubi being a poose-head. Now we can discuss a biological warfare attack on your pet human with dander while she is sleeping. And when the Meezers let off a poot bomb, we can finally talk about it!

What do you think about celebrating Presidents Day with a festive Bite The President day? Give me a call......
ciao ciao
boo

Happy Valentine's Day to All!

everyone sing along...

Love, love, love, love,
love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love,
love is all you need.
-the beatles

Betrayed

Poose Press
Washington DC

It was a bloody day for those sell-out traitor Senators who voted in favor of allowing US citizens to be illegally spied on the telecom corporations. To condense what really happened today in the Senate we were betrayed. Yes.....Sad to say we lost our battle. Can you believe that the people your pet humans voted for actually think it is OK for the US government to listen in to their phone calls and read their emails. And we are sure they are reading this blog post right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

But.....take heart dear pooses, November is not that far away! Here are the heros who stood for our rights today. These dear souls were not bit! In fact we all made an effort to kiss and purr them when while we attacked everyone else not listed.

Thank you, to the Senators listed below who voted for NO to immunity to those nasty telecom corps who illegally spied on US citizens. (All others are now in critical condition at Walter Reed Hospital for cuts, scratches and allergic reactions. If your Senator is not listed they arte now considered a traitor by the Pooses for Peace!)

OUR HEROS!

Akaka (D-HI)
Baucus (D-MT)
Biden (D-DE)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Brown (D-OH)
Byrd (D-WV)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Cardin (D-MD)
Casey (D-PA)
Dodd (D-CT) xoxoxox
Dorgan (D-ND)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI) xoxoxox
Harkin (D-IA)
Kennedy (D-MA) xoxoxoxo
Kerry (D-MA)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) Lookie... Obama voted for Us! Hillary didn't even bother to show up!
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schumer (D-NY)
Tester (D-MT)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wyden (D-OR)

In other news there is a report that several of the skeletons of the dinosaurs and prehistoric lizards are now missing from the The National Museum of Natural History. Pooses for Peace Spokes-poose has issued a statement. "What lizards? What skeletons? Do you like this dress with the leather jacket?"

Poose-cam live from Washington DC is brought to you by
The Planet Calamari Shop

FISA FIGHT...... again..........

Shhhhh...... i need my beauty rest. So many parties so little rest. Tomorrow i must lead the Bite & Run Special Forces into another battle on Capitol Hill.

As my soon to be boyfriend um, political advisor, Keith Olbermann announced on Friday, "Tuesday we have the FISA vote. If the Democrats cave in, and they create a shield for the telecomms from lawsuits filed by Americans, never mind any prosecution, but just the civil action, does that mean the end of possibly any inquiry in any way, shape, or form into that illegal wiretapping and whatever the next stage might be of monitoring of Internet and phone communications?"

So this means we are all on Bite Alert.
Bite & Run Brigades please report to your posts.
Special Whapping Patrols please report to Generals Miles and Sammy.
Please remember to wear your black leather jackets...fashion is everything when you are starting a revolution!

These Senators listed below are the ones who feel it is OK for US citizens to be spied on ILLEGALLY by telecom corporations. (You would think after that last Bite & Run they would have changed their minds!) Please have your pet humans call them to remind them who votes them in office and NO NO NO on telecom immunity! (Be nice on the phone...leave the biting to us on the floor of Congress!)

Afterwards we will have a special belated birthday celebration for Daisy the Curly Cat... one of our most fashionable biters at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, Special Lizard Room. Tequila and Nip-tinis will be served.

Pooses.....Sharpen your claws, teeth and roll in extra dust. We are prepared to take on these traitors!

• Bayh (202) 224-5623 phone, (202) 228-1377 fax
• Byrd (202) 224-3954 phone, (202) 228-0002 fax
• Carper (202) 224-2441 phone, (202) 228-2190 fax
• Feinstein (202) 224-3841 phone, (202) 228-3954 fax Bite extra hard!!!!!!!!
  
• Inouye (202) 224-3934 phone, (202) 224-6747 fax
• Johnson (202) 224-5842 phone, (605) 341-2207 fax
• Kohl (202) 224-5653 (202) 224-9787
• Landrieu (202)224-5824 phone, (202) 224-9735 fax
• Lincoln (202) 224-4843 phone, (202) 228-1371 fax
• McCaskill (202) 224-6154 phone, (202) 228-6326 fax
• Mikulski (202) 224-4654 phone, (202) 224-8858 fax
• Nelson (FL) (202) 224-5274 phone, (202) 228-2183 fax
• Nelson (NE) (202) 224-6551 phone, (202) 228-0012 fax
• Pryor (202) 224-2353 phone, (202) 228-0908 fax
• Rockefeller, (202) 224-6472 phone, (202) 224-7665 fax
• Salazar (202) 224-5852 phone, (202) 228-5036 fax
• Stabenow (202) 224-4822 phone, (202) 228-0325 fax
• Chambliss (202) 224-3521 phone, (202) 224-0103 fax
• Coleman (202) 224-5641 phone, (202) 224-1152 fax
• Collins (202) 224-2523 phone, (202) 224-2693 fax
• Dole (202) 224-6342 phone, (202) 224-1100 fax
• Graham (202) 224-5972 phone, (202) 224-3808 fax
• Lieberman (202) 224-4041 phone, (202) 224-9750 fax
• McCain (202) 224-2235 phone, (202) 228-2862 fax
• Smith (202) 224-3753 phone, (202) 228-3997 fax
• Snowe (202) 224-5344 phone, (202) 224-1946 fax
• Sununu (202) 224-2841 phone, (202) 228-4131 fax
• Warner (202) 224-2023 phone, (202) 224-6295 fax

Could someone please turn the lights out and wake me when it is time to go..........
xoxoxox
zevo

SUSPENDED ?

BREAKING CNN NEWS

Mitt Romney suspended his presidential campaign Thursday, telling a stunned conservative group that continuing his uphill battle against John McCain would hurt the Republican Party and make it more likely that the Pooses for Peace candidate would win the general election in November.

“If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention … I’d forestall the launch of a national campaign and, frankly, I’d be making it easier for Cheysuli to win. Frankly, in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to pacifists terrorists.”

Unconfirmed staff members report that Romney was terrified that he would be bit again by the infamous Bite & Run Brigade and wore ankle guards at all times. Another source claims that Romney was also haunted by a ghost dog. Apparently Zevo Calamari, one of the founders of Pooses for Peace had conjured up the ghost of his dead dog Seamus at a seance. Since then Romney has not been able to sleep for fear the ghost dog would bite him. Romney's physician has confirmed that he is allergic to cats and must now take antihistamines as a preventative against the biological dander warfare.

Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee has confirmed that Zevo Calamari is a witch and practices her magic in Salem. Earlier this year Huckabee's dog, Dude ran off with The Pooses for Peace and was later adopted by Liza Minelli. Huckabee states that Dude was seduced by a cult of heathen cats led by Miss Calamari and her friends.

Miss Zevo Calamari dressed in a red versace dress with matching Jimmy Choo ruby slippers appeared to make a brief statement. "I am very busy and important and have no time for such trivial accusations. Mitt who? How do you like this dress? Have a Happy Year of the Rat! I am late for my party.. Gung Hay Fat Choy!"

Happy Year of the Rat

You are invited to celebrate Chinese New Year
at the Casino Calamari
Thursday 2-7-08
7:00pm-?

In honor of the Year of the Rat we will have an all you can eat Mouse Buffet which includes Moo Goo Mouse, Mouse Fried Rice, General Gua's Mouse, Mongolian Mouse, Kung Pao Mouse, Mouse Chow Mein and Bean Curd Mouse with mixed vegetables.

Open bar includes Ginseng Nip-tini's, Mai Tais, Corona and Jose Cuervo Red.

The Lion Dance will be performed by The Kung Poose Dancing Troupe, mostly made up of Pooses for Peace members.

A special performance by ex-Mouseketeers Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera will follow!

Call to reserve your space! 1-800-Rat-Year
Please wear red!

Gung Hay Fat Choy
Wishing you a happy and prosperous Year of the Rat!

VOTE

The Pooses for Peace are reminding everyone to VOTE!
A Vote for Cheysuli is a Pawsitive Vote.
We want change!

Tomorrow we will resume our battle in the Senate fighting against illegal spying on US citizens. Our Bite Patrols will be on alert. Special Forces are standing by!

So many ankles........ so little time.

Associated Press
New Orleans

The infamous Pooses for Peace had several floats in this year's Mardi Gras parade. Cats wearing tiaras were seen throwing pink and purple beads to the crowds. On another float, Dude the Bird Dog danced with a drag queen dressed as Liza Minelli. The Bite Patrol marched beside each float wearing their trademark black leather jackets.

Unconfirmed sources have reported the cats left the festivities early so that they could monitor the FISA hearings today in the Senate. Bite Patrol Brigades are on stand by. The only hope is that their pet humans will call their Senators once again to remind them to vote for NO immunity for the telecom companies that have spied on them. Spookes-poose Zevo Calamari issued a warning statement to the Senate " Either vote in favor of the rights of the USA citizens by voting NO to immunity to these big corporations or prepare to be bit! This time we shall show no mercy!"

Special forces led my Jedi Nubi wan Kenobi will be on the campaign trail today protecting Presidential hopeful Cheysuli. No word on whether they will be at today's Senate brawl session.

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

Friday night's Birthday bash for celebrity cat, Miss Lucy Fur at Mo's in Hillcrest was halted at 2:00 am when San Diego police were called in for a disturbance of the peace and reports of a possible riot.

At this time, the facts of the situation remain unclear. Unconfirmed sources claim they witnessed Hillary Clinton taunting rival Presidential Candidate Cheysuli about her hair, when Chey's bodyguard, Jedi Poose Nubi wan Kenobi stepped in and bit her. A fight then broke out between the body guards of Hillary and Chey. Several of Clinton's bodyguards were taken to UCSD Medical Hospital for severe cuts, scratches and light-saber wounds.

In another incident, Keith Olbermann's girlfriend was bit by Zevo Calamari. Miss Calamari has been said to have a huge crush on Keith and felt he should dump his stick insect gal pal for her.

BFF, Miss Boo was seen doing the macarana with Barack Obama while Miss Lucy Fur danced the night away with the Queen's corgis.

Liza Minelli and her adopted son, Dude the Bird Dog were part of the entertainment. All sang happy Birthday to Miss Lucy as Bubba the cat played drums while Bill Clinton joined in with his sax.

No cats were arrested as they fled the scene immediately and were said to have hopped a private jet bound for New Orleans.

No comment has been made by the Clinton Camp.

Coming up next...... Dr Phil miffed he was not invited to Birthday Bash.................

Happy Birthday Miss Lucy Fur!

All pooses invited! See you there..... dress is California Casual!
Please do NOT mention Dr Phil tonight............
ciao ciao
zevo & boo

I hope you can ALL come to help me celebrate tonight! The corgis are coming, along with Keith Olberman. Hillary and Barack will drop by around midnight to take a welcome break from their campaigning in California before Super Tuesday!
love
miss lucy fur