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Shocking News for Huckabee


More shocking news came yesterday for the Huckabee campaign. Dude, the Bird Dog has formally announced his resignation as Huckabee's hunting partner (who did all the real work anyway). Most upsetting to Mr. Huckabee was that Dude joined The Pooses for Peace an organization which endorses peace, no war and presidential candidate Cheysuli .

In his statement to the press, Dude the Bird Dog said " I am so happy to finally be out of that horrid camouflage gear and those nasty chains. I have admired the work The Pooses for Peace has been doing and proud to be a part of it. After all, isn't that what Jesus would do? Oh... do you think they will give me my own tiara? I do hope that Zevo keeps her promise and invites Liza Minneli to the New Years Eve Bash."

There has been no comment by the Huckabee campaign.


Daisy said...

Hooray for Dude. This proves he is a very sensible doggie.

Toni said...

Dude........You need to think "leathers", not "tiara"! You're way too much of a dude for a tiara! And of course you're invited to the bash! Wear your leather lips and your fur pants - and bring some champagne!!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I am thrilled to have Dude as part of my campaign. I shall yell that from the rooftops!

Anonymous said...

dear dude the bird dog,
congratulations for joining pooses for peace. you are an inspiration to doggies everywhere. we have been members for several years.
rin tin tin, lassie, and santa's little helper

The Meezers or Billy said...

YAY for Dude!!! what a great addition to the Pooses for Peace!

Karen Jo said...

Yay for Dude! He is one smart doggie and I bet he will look stunning in a tiara. Maybe Boo could lend him some earrings, too.

Hot(M)BC said...

Yay for Dude!
Alla Us

Spike William and Angels China Cat and Willow said...

Hooray for Dude! This is wonderful news, indeed!

Purrrrrs, China Cat

Chance said...

*GASP* I saws dat awful man was leeding da polls in I-O-A and I faints. Iz gwad his woofie wizened up and joynded da gud syde.