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2011-05-04

Suarez Family Arrives at
the Casino Calamari


Associated Press
wee Salem MA

The Suarez family arrived at the Casino Calamari today to begin preparations for the Cinco de Mayo Fiesta. The family had so much fun at last year's event they decided to cook for it again.

Ignacio Suarez aka Poppy, father of Betty and Hilda will be cooking for the fiesta. (Ham enchiladas were requested by Cheysuli and her Meezer friends). Other Mexican entrees such as tuna-dillas, flan con nip de gato and pollo tacos will be served at the party.

A margarita fountain has been donated by Jimmy Buffett for the event. Salma Hayek will be loaning costumes from the movie Frida to celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Smudge and Miss Lucy Fur and several of their close friends.

Che Nikki, Luna Miso Poosie, Monkay Hussein and Nubi wan Kenobi will be singing back up vocals with Jimmy Buffett.

Ugly Betty ponchos will also be available for cats and dogs to wear to the fiesta.

Salem Mayor Kimberly Driscoll has called in for extra police units for back up on Thursday's event. The cats and the mayor have a long history of not seeing eye to eye on holiday festivities. The mayor has been invited to the fiesta on the condition that she dress in traditional Mexican attire, with red lipstick, a uni-brow and she must ditch the black suit. No response has been given by the mayor's office as of today on her plans. Parking is free for all Pooses for Peace members in the underground parking facility at the Casino. ( The mayor will have to find her own parking!)

2 comments:

smudge said...

As long as there's a band, then I can dance off all those tacos and margaritas....So I say "Ole!"

Cheysuli and gemini said...

This looks like fun. Latte and I will have to come by!