Happy Wesak

Happy Wesak. Today is Buddha's Birthday. So we are going to do our best and try to behave today.

I think it will be a day we will nap for peace. Meditate on positive thoughts and leave the biting until later in the week! (

(We are sorry we will not be around to visit everyone today. This post was written on Sunday so that we don't have to turn the computer on today!)

Have a wonderful Wesak!

Namaste


For more info on this day read this wiki article

Thank You!

Founders of the Pooses for Peace and Bite & Run Brigade
Dedicated to helping spread peace on this planet...
and biting for our civil rights!

Happy Saturday. We would like to thank Maggie, Zoey and their pet human Ann at zoolatry for these wonderful graphics. Visit their blog to see more of us and other great pooses.

Have a great weekend. We will be resting up and meeting on Monday to plan our next Bite & Run attack. Who's next?

xoxoxox
The Pooses for Peace
So many ankles... so little time!

Today on The Poose Food Network

Welcome to Cooking with the Pooses brought to you by The Poose Food Network.

Today's guest chef is Nubi Hussein wan Kenobi, a Jedi Poose.

Nubi is also the bodyguard for Presidential Candidate Cheysuli and tormentor of roomie with celebrity cat Zevo Hussein Calamari.

Today Nubi will share with us an old Jedi recipe served on the Forest Moon of Endor known as May the Force be in Your Stew.

Later in the show Miss Lucy Fur will share her special mojito recipe and Miss Boo will show you how to whip up a tasty bacon and tuna torte!

Tomorrow on Cooking with the Pooses, Baltimore celebrities Tao and Sarge along with Bubba from Florida, will be demonstrating the fine art of steaming crabs with Natty Boh. It's a show you don't want to miss, hon.

Bon Appetite!

Countdown Kiss and Run?

On the Wednesday Edition of Countdown Keith Olbermann told President Bush to "Shut up".

After the show Keith Olbermann was swarmed by cats dressed in what appeared to be costumes from the movie Star Wars. Those in the studio feared that Olbermann was being attacked by the infamous Bite & Run Brigade. However in a shocking turn of events he was kissed gently and thanked by each cat.

One cat wearing dressed as Princess Leia in the slave bikini outfit sat on his lap and purred, until asked to leave. Unconfirmed sources believe that cat was Zevo Calamari, one of the founders of the Pooses for Peace. The only casualty of the event was Mr. Olbermann's suit which was covered in cat hair. Later Olbermann joined the cats at a Star Wars themed birthday party for George Lucas. He came dressed as Hans Solo.

Here is a small portion of Keith's commentary last night:

"Mr. President,” he was asked, “you haven’t been golfing in recent years. Is that related to Iraq?
“Yes,” began perhaps the most startling reply of this nightmarish blight on our lives as Americans — on our history.
“It really is. I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the Commander-in-Chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be as — to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”
Golf, Sir?
Golf sends the wrong signal to the grieving families of our men and women butchered in Iraq?
Do you think these families, Mr. Bush - their lives blighted forever — care about you playing golf?
Do you think, Sir, they care about you?
You, Mr. Bush, let their sons and daughters be killed.
Sir, to show your solidarity with them - you gave up golf?
Sir, to show your solidarity with them - you didn’t give up your pursuit of this insurance-scam, profiteering, morally and financially bankrupting war.
Sir, to show your solidarity with them - you didn’t even give up talking about Iraq - a subject about which you have incessantly proved without pause or backwards glance, that you may literally be the least informed person in the world?
Sir, to show your solidarity with them, you didn’t give up… your
4,000 dead Americans and your response… was to stop playing golf!
Golf.
Not “gulf” - golf.

To read more what Keith said visitcrooksandliars.com

Tonight at Cinema Calamari

Join us tonight at The Cinema Calamari
for our Star Wars Film Festival Party
to celebrate George Lucas's birthday.

It will be an out of this world party!

We will have an all you can eat buffet of tuna, ham, and stinky goodness.

Open Bar with Space Nip-tinis.

Music by the Cantina Band of Mos Eisley.

Special Guests: George Lucas and The Mighty Chewbacca

Please come dressed in costume!

May the force be with you....

Bite Patrol a No Show at Wedding?

AP
Crawford Texas

Security was tightened for the wedding of George Bush's daughter Jenna this past Saturday. Unconfirmed sources claim that the family and Homeland Security were expecting a Bite & Run Attack during the wedding by the infamous Pooses for Peace. All members of the bridal party wore ankle guards as a precaution. The bride wore a special diamond clad ankle guard to match her Oscar de La Renta gown.

CIA, FBI, Swat patrols, Texas Rangers and Homeland security were on the highest elevated alert for the entire day on the look out for any suspicious cats. No Bite & Run Attacks were reported. No cats were seen at all in Crawford that day.

An anonymous guest claims that the wedding went as planned and the only interruption was a temper tantrum thrown by Jenna Bush when she discovered her earrings were no longer on her ears. Jenna's twin sister Barbara also lost a diamond bracelet at the reception. Another guest who wishes to remain anonymous reported that both were drinking heavily.

happy mother's day!

Shhhhhhh...... we are letting her sleep in for Mother's Day!

We wish all the poose moms a very happy Mother's Day! Thank you for taking such good care of us!

xoxoxo
zevo & nubi