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2012-08-20

Rest In Peace Zevo hussein Calamari



Tears poured out around the world when the news of Zevo hussein Calamari's sudden passing broke this morning. President Obama has ordered the flags to be flown half mast for the rest of the week.

Zevo hussein Calamari, infamous cat burglar, domestic terrorist and one of the
founders of the Pooses for Peace, passed away today at the age of 19.5 years. Born in Escondido California, and was named after Miss Zevo in the movie TOYS, Zevo was a celebrity feline, friend of dignitaries, the Dalai Lama, rock stars and the glitteratti.

She and her cohorts were the force behind the covert Bite & Run brigades known to attack dim witted politicians, stick insect models that wear fur and the Mayor of Salem in her ill fitting black suit. The list of victims attacked during the Bite & Run operations include many of those who served the GW Bush administration, congress, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, the Bush Twins, FOX NEWS Newscasters, P Diddy, Linsey Lohan, Britney Spears, all of George Clooney's girlfriends, Johnny Depp's ex-wife, and way too many others to list.

Zevo was a successful business poose who owned Brothel Calamari, Casino Calamari, Cimema Calamari along with Planet Calamari Art Galleria.

She is survived by her pet humans, Princess Calamari and the Magician, her bodyguard Jedi knight Nubi wan Kenobi and prima ballerina Luna Miso Poosie and the d-o-g, Quan Yin Kali Wu.

She has requested in her last will and testament that her dear friends Miss Lucy Fur, Nubi wan Kenobi, Luna Miso, take over the Pooses for Peace. The Bite & Run Brigades will be under the direction of her dear friends, M hussein Monkay, Cheysuli, the Meezers gang and Che Nikki.

A private service will be held for the friends and family of Zevo over the weekend. The Dalai Lama will preside over the ceremony. It is her wish that her ashes be spread over the Moulin Rouge in Paris and the Pacific Ocean.

Cinema Calamari will be showing the movie TOYS all week. Casino Calamari will be holding a wake in her honor. Margarita fountains, all you can eat buffet and a star studded celebrity list of musicians will be among the performers.

Thanks to all those pooses who have been friends and rebels with our dear Zevo. She will be missed.





30 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We are so sorry to hear. Our thoughts to all of you. Zevo, we know, it is not good bye but merely until we meet again.

FURKIDSMOM said...

Oh no, we're so sorry that Zevo has gone to the Bridge.

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

We are sorry to hear about Zevo. Gentle purrs and headbutts to you....

A few Good Cats said...

We're so sorry to hear the sad news about your beloved Zevo, and send comforting vibes and purrayers to you.

Smudge said...

in the short time i knew her, i came to know someone of incredible inner strength. she was my role model, and i'll miss her. condolences to her pet humans and the rest of her family.

Miss Lucy Fur said...

We will honor your sweet memory, Zevo Girl, with glasses raised high, tiaras sparkling, champagne flowing, and Republcans scampering for safety from the Bite and Run brigade. You will forever be our hero XO

Boo said...

Au revoir, Zevo. I am forever committed to the cause we started together, and will continue to carry on in your name.

Brian said...

I am so very sorry to hear that news. We all send you many purrs and lots of hugs.

Alasandra, The Cats and A Dog said...

So very sorry to hear of your loss. The world will be a darker place without Zevo hussein Calamari in it. Purrs of sympathy.

The Meezers or Billy said...

oh Zevo, we are so sad that you have gone to the Bridge. We will bravely keep the Poot and Run and Whap and Run brigades going. We will miss you so much. Tonight we will all have a shot of tequila in your honor. We love you!! And one day we will see you at the Bridge

{{HUGS}} to your fambly

Jade and Myst said...

Many purrs are with your family. We will miss Zevo and will wait to meet again at the Bridge.

The Furry Kids said...

We're so sorry to hear about Zevo. (((hugs))) and purrs and purrayers to all of you.

Marg said...

So sorry to hear this sad news. We sure do send tons of purrs and many huge hugs.

Tiger Lily said...

6We're so sorry for your loss.

{{{HUGS}}}

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs and gentle tail wags,
Zeke, Sushi and Tiger Lily

Studio Susie said...

:( So sorry to hear the news of your lovely Meezer.
Mommakitty, Kimo & Sabi

Ikaika said...

We are so very sad to hear of Ms. Zevo's passing. We send gentle purrs and warm light to your family and we will all bite an ankle in her her honor.

Run free at the Bridge, dear Zevo ...

'Kaika and the Yosemite cats

Anonymous said...

Rest in Peace Zevo, your firiends in MA send love and sympathy. Che Nikki the militant miniature schnauzer is ready to take up where the looses left off. Viva Zevo
Much love from my human , Mari too.

Anonymous said...

POOSES we mean!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

So sorry for the loss of Zevo. Purrs and gentle headbutts coming yourway!

Daisy said...

I am so sorry Zevo had to go to the Bridge. Rest in peace, Zevo. Your Bite & Run brigades were awesome!

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Rest in peace, dear Zevo, you certainly earned it.
We's so glad to hear yours programs will continue,they are awesome.
We's sending purrs and purrayers to yours fambly.
Love,
KC

ABBY said...

Soft purrs for the loss of Zevo

purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

ZOOLATRY said...

Cheerleader for the world ... great
friend. Zevo ~ speaking out on behalf of one and all, you shall be missed but well remembered.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Godspeed Zevo, long may the Bite and Run Brigade rane...

Derby, Ducky said...

Farewell Zevo, you will be missed in this political season. Have fun doing the Bite and Run at The Bridge.

Tillie and Georgia said...

We are so sorry to hear of Zevo's passing.The world is a bit dimmer, but the heavens have a new brilliant shining star!!
We need to go out and bite something, or someone ;)
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
and mom Nancy

Cory said...

We are so sorry for your loss. Sending heartfelt purrs.

Terri said...

We are sad to hear about Zevo. She is undoubtedly adding her elegance to the Rainbow Bridge, but her brigades will miss her so. Purrs and hugs from our house.

Prancer Pie said...

We are so sorry to hear about your pretty girl, Zevo. Pawsitive thoughts bein sent your way.

zevo hussein calamari said...

Thank you all for the kind words, love and support. Zevo's spirit (and blog) lives on. I am unable to visit each of your blogs personally as my antique ibook also crossed over the rainbow bridge. I am certain Zevo has it. xoxoxoox
love always and eternal poose blossoms
zevo's pet humans
jeanie and norm