Rest In Peace Zevo hussein Calamari
Tears poured out around the world when the news of Zevo hussein Calamari's sudden passing broke this morning. President Obama has ordered the flags to be flown half mast for the rest of the week.
Zevo hussein Calamari, infamous cat burglar, domestic terrorist and one of the
founders of the Pooses for Peace, passed away today at the age of 19.5 years. Born in Escondido California, and was named after Miss Zevo in the movie TOYS, Zevo was a celebrity feline, friend of dignitaries, the Dalai Lama, rock stars and the glitteratti.
She and her cohorts were the force behind the covert Bite & Run brigades known to attack dim witted politicians, stick insect models that wear fur and the Mayor of Salem in her ill fitting black suit. The list of victims attacked during the Bite & Run operations include many of those who served the GW Bush administration, congress, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, the Bush Twins, FOX NEWS Newscasters, P Diddy, Linsey Lohan, Britney Spears, all of George Clooney's girlfriends, Johnny Depp's ex-wife, and way too many others to list.
Zevo was a successful business poose who owned Brothel Calamari, Casino Calamari, Cimema Calamari along with Planet Calamari Art Galleria.
She is survived by her pet humans, Princess Calamari and the Magician, her bodyguard Jedi knight Nubi wan Kenobi and prima ballerina Luna Miso Poosie and the d-o-g, Quan Yin Kali Wu.
She has requested in her last will and testament that her dear friends Miss Lucy Fur, Nubi wan Kenobi, Luna Miso, take over the Pooses for Peace. The Bite & Run Brigades will be under the direction of her dear friends, M hussein Monkay, Cheysuli, the Meezers gang and Che Nikki.
A private service will be held for the friends and family of Zevo over the weekend. The Dalai Lama will preside over the ceremony. It is her wish that her ashes be spread over the Moulin Rouge in Paris and the Pacific Ocean.
Cinema Calamari will be showing the movie TOYS all week. Casino Calamari will be holding a wake in her honor. Margarita fountains, all you can eat buffet and a star studded celebrity list of musicians will be among the performers.
Thanks to all those pooses who have been friends and rebels with our dear Zevo. She will be missed.