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2008-06-22

Deja Vu

Associated Press
Windsor Castle, Merry Olde England

Scotland Yard has reported that Queen Elizabeth is missing her crown. Again! The Queen noticed her crown was gone last night while dressing for dinner. Unconfirmed sources claim they heard the Queen screaming " Bloody HELL.... those damn cats were here again"

Security at the Royal Palace say there were no signs of a break-in or other clues to how the theft occurred. Cameras in the palace were mysteriously turned off on the weekend. The Queen's maids reported that there were fewer mice roaming the wine cellar than usual.

This is the second time her Majesty's crown has disappeared. The celebrity cats, The Pooses for Peace were blamed for the 2006 incident, but charges were dropped when Barney Bush ( dog of W) was caught wearing the crown. Click here to read about Barney!

The Queen still holds a grudge against the Pooses for Peace cats after Miss Lucy Fur began dating her beloved Corgi. It is now rumored that Lucy Fur is dating James Bond aka Daniel Craig, The corgi has been in rehab since.

Spokes-poose for the Pooses for Peace Zevo Calamari (who just happened to be with her friends in England over the weekend celebrating solstice) was asked to make a comment about the incident. " What crown? Queen Who? Bloody shame, luv."

5 comments:

Daisy said...

Ms. Queen, it is not nice to make accusations if you have no evidence!

Lux said...

Where is the evidence? Where is the proof? I know nothing.

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Ha! Wot then luv? Quite a tiff, I see. This caper's qui' tha puzzle! That parrot's not dead, e's just restin'!

(I feel so immature just spouting cockney nonsense, but it's fun!)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

And a lovely solstice it was. I don't see why you should need the Queen's crown when you had such a nice one of your own...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

sigh, accusations with no evidence is what made us want to be our own country! Jeez.

PS it looks great on you...