FOX NEWSToday at a press conference John McCain was asked how it was possible for the US troops to remain in Iraq for 100 more years, as he predicted in an earlier press conference this year.
His answer ...." When I am elected President of the United States, I will immediately reinstate the draft for all pooses. Pets are not needed here in the good ole' USA. They have it way too good here. They should be serving their country fighting terrorists in oil producing countries. Uncle Sam wants all pooses to enlist. And if they don not voluntarily.. then soon it will be mandatory. Those who resist will be sent to Gitmo. Torture is good for morale. Those
After all.. that is what Jesus would want.
Vote for me. I am a maverick."
Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for Pooses for Peace who is currently in France was asked to make a comment about John McCain's statement. " John McWho? Orange is a horrid color and Jesus would never vote for such a buffoon. Could someone pour me another Nip-tini? "
9 comments:
Someone should bite him for his annoying lisp alone.
I am a pacifist--I am sure I can prove it. Move over Gemini (whap).
Here's your niptini, Zevo. I think I'll have one, too. ;-)
I refuse to wear orinch.
This is ridiculous. Make my next niptini a double. Where can I sign up for the bite and run brigade? And I think I can get some woofies for the poop and run brigade, too.
Maybe your next comment can be a giant hairball!! ;)
I only like orange on race cars :)
Oh,I'll have a niptini too,thanks.
Purrs Mickey
Kitties just need to nap and purr and do nothing else...
Rowr! Hiss! I is not fighting a war for someone else's piggybank.
sigh. i'll take two niptinis, one for each paw.
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