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Tell Senator Obama: Hang up on Big Telecom

We are back from our Pooses for Peace convention early due to this urgent matter. This spying on Americans is getting really old. We are so tired of organizing Bite & Runs for this situation. And we really hope that we do not have to bite Senator Obama. .....However if he caves into the big telecom corporations and the President Chimp will we have no option. Please have your pet humans sign this petition. Stop the spying!

And of course ... this is why everyone should vote for Cheysuli!
The Pooses for Peace

This week, Senators Dodd and Feingold won a battle in the fight to stop the FISA capitulation. In an attempt to stop retroactive telecom immunity, they delayed a vote on the bill until after the July 4th recess. This buys us more time to shore up the votes needed to defeat the bill. However, it's unlikely we'll succeed without real support from leaders in Congress, most of whom have already abandoned us.

Senator Reid caved in long ago, and Speaker Pelosi folded just last week. There is one leader left who could make a difference and support our cause: Senator Barack Obama.

Back in December, Senator Obama's office released a statement that he "unequivocally opposes giving retroactive immunity to telecommunications companies."1 On Wednesday, however, Obama said in a press conference that "My view on FISA has always been that the issue of the phone companies per se is not one that overrides the security interests of the American people."2

Senator Obama still has time to make this right, but it won't happen unless we all work together to hold him accountable.

The delay in the FISA vote gives senators a new chance to stand up for the Constitution -- will Senator Obama stand with them? Sign this petition and urge Senator Obama to vote his conscience and stand by his previous statement: No retroactive immunity for telecoms. No caving on the constitution.



Pooses for Peace Conference

The Pooses for Peace will be meeting at an top secret location for their annual conference. The cats meet once a year to plan top secret Bite & Run Attacks and other covert activities. With the US election approaching the paparazzi are following the cats in hopes of reporting on one of their secret plans.

Rumors are circulating that the cats are really hiding from Scotland Yard since Queen Elizabeth's crown has been missing.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari released a statement via satellite "What crown? Bite and What? Oh MY God this cheese is delish.. please pour me another glass of champagne please............"

Because we cannotr isk disclosing our secret location we will not be able to visit or comment on any blogs until next week when we are totally cleared from stealing the crown um, return. Have a wonderful week!


In Memory

George Carlin

"If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat.
If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party. "

Thank you George for making us laugh!


Deja Vu

Associated Press
Windsor Castle, Merry Olde England

Scotland Yard has reported that Queen Elizabeth is missing her crown. Again! The Queen noticed her crown was gone last night while dressing for dinner. Unconfirmed sources claim they heard the Queen screaming " Bloody HELL.... those damn cats were here again"

Security at the Royal Palace say there were no signs of a break-in or other clues to how the theft occurred. Cameras in the palace were mysteriously turned off on the weekend. The Queen's maids reported that there were fewer mice roaming the wine cellar than usual.

This is the second time her Majesty's crown has disappeared. The celebrity cats, The Pooses for Peace were blamed for the 2006 incident, but charges were dropped when Barney Bush ( dog of W) was caught wearing the crown. Click here to read about Barney!

The Queen still holds a grudge against the Pooses for Peace cats after Miss Lucy Fur began dating her beloved Corgi. It is now rumored that Lucy Fur is dating James Bond aka Daniel Craig, The corgi has been in rehab since.

Spokes-poose for the Pooses for Peace Zevo Calamari (who just happened to be with her friends in England over the weekend celebrating solstice) was asked to make a comment about the incident. " What crown? Queen Who? Bloody shame, luv."


Happy Summer Solstice

Please join us at Stonehedge for a Summer Solstice celebration. There will be chanting, dancing, singing and merriment for all.

A special Midsummer's Eve wine with ham and cheese will be served after the ceremony.

All pooses are invited. Please bring your own broomstick or light saber.

blessed be!


I love Paris .....

Happy Full Moon! We are still in Paris and having a divine time. The full moon over the Eiffel Tower is stunning.

Miss Lucy Fur is in head over heels in love with Mr. 007. Miss Boo and George Clooney are now an item officially. I am in love with France. Isn't love grand?

May i have another glass of Pastis 51 s’il vous plaĆ®t?


"Time to Draft Pooses"


Today at a press conference John McCain was asked how it was possible for the US troops to remain in Iraq for 100 more years, as he predicted in an earlier press conference this year.

His answer ...." When I am elected President of the United States, I will immediately reinstate the draft for all pooses. Pets are not needed here in the good ole' USA. They have it way too good here. They should be serving their country fighting terrorists in oil producing countries. Uncle Sam wants all pooses to enlist. And if they don not voluntarily.. then soon it will be mandatory. Those who resist will be sent to Gitmo. Torture is good for morale. Those damn Pooses for Peace will soon be wearing orange jumps suits as soon as I am sworn in.

After all.. that is what Jesus would want.

Vote for me. I am a maverick."

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for Pooses for Peace who is currently in France was asked to make a comment about John McCain's statement. " John McWho? Orange is a horrid color and Jesus would never vote for such a buffoon. Could someone pour me another Nip-tini? "


Che Lives!

Associated Press
Paris, France

France Celebrates Che Guevara's Birthday

Ernesto Che Guevara, turns 80 today, June 14. Paris honors Che Guevara today with a parade.

Celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace and their Bite & Run Brigade will be leading the parade on motorcycles in honor of the movie The Motorcycle Diaries. All will be wearing Che Guevara t-shirts and hats. Also riding with the rebel cats will be Antonio Banderas, who played Che in Evita, as well as Benicio del Toro who is in the film "Che," recent winner of an award at the Cannes film festival. Unconfirmed sources report that George Clooney and Daniel Craig will be riding with the cats on bikes too.

The parade will start at noon on Saturday at the Eiffel Tower and end at Arc de Triompe at the Champs-Elysees.

A special party at the Louvre will be held at 9:00 pm. Mojitos and cigars for all!

"If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine."

- Ernesto Che Guevara


In honor of Storm the brave cat who passed on today and all those other pooses who have left us this week.
Sending healing purrs and prayers to all.

Today's post is below.

Meanwhile back in San Diego......

Ha!!!!!! While Lucy Fur is in Italy smooching with 007, i have taken over the house, the yard and i am sure the humans have forgotten all about her.... all mine ... mine.............. mine! ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Could someone please throw the ball for me.

judd the puppy


Love is in the air...........

Unconfirmed sources claim that celebrity cat, Miss Lucy Fur had a blind date this past weekend with Daniel Craig ("Bond, James, Bond"), the gorgeous blonde Brit, thanks to pal George Clooney. The infamous Pooses for Peace founders are staying with Clooney at his Lake Como home in Italy. Clooney was seen canoodling with Miss Boo at a small Italian cafe over the weekend. As a favor to Miss Boo, George set up the blind date.

Miss Lucy Fur met Mr Craig at one of the Bond movie premiers while she was there with the Queen's corgis. she felt the sparks across the room, but he didn't approach because she was being tailed around the room by those little short legged dogs who constantly nipped at him whenever he got near to her. Close friends say they have never seen her look happier.

Zevo Calamari stayed in Milan over the weekend with gal pal Donnatella Versace planning the 2008 fall line. No word has been leaked on who Miss Calamari has been dating.

In other Poose News, Jedi Poose, Nubi wan Kenobi was seen dancing with Queen Amidala at a club on Naboo. His boss, Presidential candidate Cheysuli gave him a few days off so he could celebrate being adopted 2 years ago.

A statement from the Pooses for Peace to other cat bloggers was issued today Because our humans are too lazy to spend time on the computer , which happens to be in the room with no AC, we will not be able to visit much if it continues to be hotter than hell here. um...."Due to the time zone difference we are sorry we may not be able to visit as many blogs this week."


Happy Anniversary Nubi wan Kenobi

As Queen of Naboo i have declared this day, the ninth of June a Jedi Holiday. This is the day that Jedi Poose, Nubi wan Kenobi was adopted by his pet humans. I decree that this is a day of celebration and festivities for all.

May the Force be with you!
Queen Amidala


Back at Lake Como

Ciao Bella!

We are back in Lake Como staying at George's Italian villa. What a dear man he is, to invite all of us over along with Miss Boo. Now that he and his Hollywood girlfriend have officially split Miss Boo will not have to lie about their relationship to the paparazzi. We are so happy for her.

We decided that Boo and George need some alone time so Miss Lucy Fur and i will be having a shopping spree this weekend in Milan. Donnatella invited us both to pose in Vogue magazine wearing her new Versace summer line.

There is no hurry for us to get back to the USA. Not much going on and we are burnt out from all those Bite & Runs. We need to rest up before the elections. Judd the puppy is making poor Lucy Fur nuts. It is best she can rest here far away from him. Nubi is still working as Cheysuli's bodyguard so he did not come to Italy with us. ... just as well since the Italians don't get the whole Jedi look!

We are sorry if we are not around to visit with everyone these next couple days. With the time zone thing, and all the wine, shoes and parties we just don't want to hang out on the computer ! You are all welcome to come visit us. George has plenty of room. However, if you are part of the Poop & Run Brigade you will have to stay in the stables. So sorry!

Ciao for now!


Happy Blogging for Peace Day!

Peace Love & Pooses
All we are saying is give Peace a Chance!
The Pooses for Peace


Peace Love Pooses

Don't forget that tomorrow, June 4th is the Blog-blast for Peace day.

You can get more info and download a peace snowglobe for your blog at mimi's blog

All we are saying is... Give Peace a Chance... spread the news.

The Pooses for Peace


Coffee Jihad

Early this past May, Dunkin’ Donuts began running an ad on its Web site and others, featuring the celebrity chef Rachael Ray, chef at the trendy spot Hamburger Mary's, owned by The Pooses for Peace. Rachel was holding a cup of the company’s crappy calorie filled iced coffee while wearing a black-and-white fringed scarf.

A few days later, the conservative blog Little Green Footballs posted an item that likened Ms. Ray’s scarf to the type typically worn by Muslim extremists. The blog said that the ads “casually promote the symbol of terrorism and the intifada, the keffiyeh, via Rachael Ray.” Later that day, nutcase conservative blogger Michelle Malkin chimed in, likening the scarf to a keffiyeh and calling it “jihadi chic.”

On May 24, Dunkin’ Donuts removed the ad from its Web site and others — and was promptly condemned by people who accused the company of caving in to conservative bullies.

Dunkin’ Donuts turned down a request to talk about the episode, but issued a statement. “In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design,” it said. “It was selected by a stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended.”

Last night Michelle Malkin was the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack. While in FOX studios commenting on how Rachel Ray was probably the cause of 9-11 she was attacked by a horde of cats wearing black-and-white silk scarves and a few wearing tiaras. She is listed in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital. Unlike other Bite & Run attacks no jewelry was reported missing.

In another news, the headquaters of Dunkin' Donuts was the latest fatality of a Poop & Run attack. Hordes of dogs, cats and skunks all wearing black-and-white silk scarves ran through the entire building and out before authorities could catch them. The building is closed until further notice. Fumigation teams have been sent in.

Pooses for Peace Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari issued a statement early this morning. " Anyone who believes the likes of Miss Malkin deserves to be lied to. We are calling a boycott on Dunkin' Donuts as they caved in to the wishes of Neo-con terrorists. A round of Starbucks coffee for all!"