This just in The Situation Room
During Rush Limbaugh's radio show today, hundreds of cats wearing tiaras, black leather jackets, and one donning a Jedi robe and light saber rushed into the studio and laughed at him. Some laughed so hard they peed on the floor, others unfortunately did more than pee on the floor. Between the stench and the shrieking laughter. Limbaugh had to break to a commercial.
A biohazard team was brought in to clean up the odor and mess. Limbaugh was rushed to an undisclosed hospital. Unconfirmed sources are not sure if his tears were due to the odor, allergies or that his feelings were hurt by a bunch of pussy cats.
Authorities are not sure if this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace, known for Bite & Run attacks. This is the first Laugh & Run attack reported. Since there is no law making laughter a crime, no charges can or will be filed.
Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the Pooses for Peace issued a statement today. "We have had several requests for a Limbaugh Bite & Run. I shall not permit anyone to endanger themselves in such a manner. Mr Limbaugh is beyond toxic. He is not only filled with oxycontin, viagra and cigar fumes, but he is filled with hate. We do not want any of our covert operatives to risk taking in any of these lethal substances. Instead we have decided the best way to silence this hate monger is to laugh at him. And keep laughing. This man is a fat clown. Just laugh at him. This is much worse than any bite he could every receive!" and um .. could you please pass me a hit off that flask? Does this tiara make me look fat?
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