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Paris Prepares for Zevomas

Associated Press
Paris France

Celebrities and hordes of cats, dogs, skunks and other creatures have been streaming into Paris this week for the extravaganza of the year, Zevo hussein Calamari's 18th birthday.

Celebrations have already begun as the celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace rented the entire Ritz Carlton Hotel of Paris for their entourage and friends. Mizz Lucy Fur, Miss Smudge, Nubi wan Kenobi, Luna miso Poosie and Monkay Hussein have been in Paris since the weekend planning the festivities. Other famous felines such as Cheysuli, the Meezers, Miss Daisy along with the infamous Che Nikki the schnauzer (and oh so many more that we just don't have the time or chi to mention or do the html needed) have been spotted sipping wine at cafes along the streets of Paris. Unconfirmed sources have reported seeing the Zevos BFF, Miss Boo snogging with Captain Jack Sparrow at the Ritz. Miss Boo is still wanted by Homeland Security and has been staying in Switzerland for the past year.

The birthday celebration will be held at the Moulin Rouge on Thursday evening. Rumors are flying about that Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor will be performing a few musical numbers from the movie that evening.

A pre-birthday party will be held at the Louvre on Wednesday evening by invitation only for all members, legions and friends of the Pooses for Peace. Live coverage of this event will take place with Oprah hosting.

All attendees are asked to wear tiaras and top hats.


Anonymous said...

I was wondering why Nikki had left home with her beret in paw! Wow 18 years old!! Older than Che Nikki.
We loved the latest installment of bite and run too!

Smudge said...

Does this pencil skirt make me look fat?

Boo said...

Mon amour.....Messr. Jaques...wants to give the lovely Zevo a Tahitian pearl necklace for her birthday...She will be so pleased - oui?

MeezerMom said...

does this tiara make my butt look fat? - Billy

MORE SHAM-PAG-NEE PLEASE "TOOT SWEET" - pardon mine french - Nicky

The Meezers or Billy said...

blasted stoopid american le mom - get it right! And someone get me more rum! - Miles

Ikaika said...

Happy Happy Birthday, Zevo! Or as they say in France, Heureux Anniversaire! (Zevomas -- I love it!)

Kea said...

We saw your birthday listed on the CB and came to wish you a very happy day!

Happy birthday, Zevo!

-Nicki and Derry at Fuzzy Tales

The Island Cats said...

Happy Birthday!!

Furkidsmom said...

We've got our tiaras and Tamir has a top hat....we're ready to party!!

Happy Birthday Zevo!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

The Meezers or Billy said...

It's party time! Happy Purrfday!!!

um, is anyone missing this big bloo ring with the white things around it and the names Diana and Kate engraved int it? No? cool it's mine now - Miles

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday to you, Zevo!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Zevo. Sounds like quite a birthday bash.