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2008-08-20

The Day After....

BBC
Monaco

Unconfirmed sources have reported that celebrity cat , Miss Boo of the infamous Pooses for Peace was given a topaz ring by George Clooney, last night at her surprise birthday gala No one knows if it was a generous friendship ring.... or something more serious. Clooney and Miss Boo were seen kissing and cuddling most of the night.

Dignitaries, diplomats and celebrities joined in the festivities for Miss Boo along with hundreds of her cat friends, and members of The Pooses for Peace.

Princess Caroline of Monaco hosted the gala at the Monaco Castle. Entertainment was provided by U2, Bette Midler and The Eagles and other musical friends of the cats.

An "all you can eat ham, cheese and chicken and catnip buffet" was provided by Rachel Ray. Al Gore gave the birthday speech and thanked Miss Boo and her partners Zevo Calamari and Miss Lucy Fur for the fine work the Pooses for Peace had done.

Presidential candidate Cheysuli was there with her bodyguard Jedi cat, Nubi wan Kenobi. Fashion icon Daisy the Curly Cat was seen dancing with Lux and later with Mickey. Kaze, Latte and Chase dined with Jennifer Aniston and consoled her all night as she was distraught about her break up with that John Mayer.

House of Versace provided couture for the cats. A dart game with Karl Rove's face on the board was given as a gift by Mr Hendrix and his twin Bendrix. Bendrix was asked by The Eagles to sing Happy Birthday to Boo. This was their way of forgiving him for trashing a guitar at their last concert.

Sammy, Miles and Billy all part of the Bite and Run & Poot and Run Brigades gave a Special Forces demonstration. Incense had to be lit after the Poot demonstration by Billie. A few glasses of champagne were whapped across the dance floor. No one was injured.

Newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi flew in to Monaco after their wedding this past weekend to wish Boo and happy birthday. " I would not miss Boo's birthday for the world!" said DeGeneres. Later Kilroy , Adan and Fat Eric were seen dancing with the newly weds. Karen Jo was spotted with Tao and Sarge doing tequila shots. Bubba the cat brought Bonnie Raitt as his date.

There were so many cats present we apologize if we have not mentioned them all. Other cats seen were Zippy, Sadie, Zoey, Moki, Mrs Oz, Karl, the Topcats, The Hotcats, and too many more to remember.

The party lasted until dawn and there were hung over cats seen all over Monaco in the early morning. Monaco authorities report that some of the dignitaries invited by Princess Caroline reported missing earrings and bracelets. "Too much alcohol is to blame for this, not those dear cats." said Princess Caroline.

In unrelated news a few pieces of art and statues were said to be missing from the castle.

Miss Boo, Lucy Fur and Zevo Calamari have been seen checking into a clinic in Switzerland known for tummy tucks and youth serum treatments this morning. The cats deny the claim.

12 comments:

Karen Jo said...

Wow! That was some party. I am going to have to sleep in late to get over the tequila shots.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

That was certainly the gala of the summer!! I wish Jennifer had stopped crying but it is what it is.

Kaze

boo said...

my head........my head........does anyone have some ibuprofin? or hair of the....cat?

where's george? where am i? i love this ring! am i engaged?

what a party! thank you all for coming!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Is this post like telling me it's time to leave? Like I have to go HOME? I'm still sleeping it off okay?

zevo hussein calamari said...

ahhhh my poor head... someone please bring ginger ale and aspirin...........

shut off that light PLEASE

ahhhhhhh
xoxoxoo
zevo

Miss Lucy Fur said...

Geeze, how did I end up in the freakin' punch bowl with Jennifer Aniston's yoga pants around my neck?

Someone please give me a hand getting on our plane to Switzerland. Quick! Chocolate and Advil!

Miss Lucy Fur

Junior said...

WOW!! We are so sorry we missed that party!!

Happy belated Purrthday!

Junior and Orion

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

that was a heck of a party! we loved playing with the Eagles again. what a blast. we hope Miss Boo enjoyed it.
we felt terrible afterward, but a little "hair of the dog" and we're back in action.
we're glad Ellen and Portia were there. mommy DVRs Ellen every day and we love them.
i wouldn't say the statues are "missing" so much as, um, rearranged into many many pieces...


hugs to you all in memory of MuShue!

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You!
Yes, it is time again for another challenge from The Cat Realm! Come and check out the details on our blog.
I hope you will accept the challenge and will eagerly await your entry!
Karl
(Hahahahahaha - that was quiet a party!)

Cats said...

That seems to have been a pawesome party ~ too many celebrity humans and kitties ~ have a comfy weekend now...

Mickey said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a great party!!!!!!!!!! It took me a while to recover too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you recovered yet Boo!!!??
Purrs Mickey

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Geez, what a party! I don't remember dancing so much, evar. It was a blast!

Heheh... "hair of the cat." Very clever, Boo!