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Professor Monkay

Professor Monkay reminds students to bring their own locks to pick for the first class and don't forget to do the Extra Credit assignment of finding the floor-plan to your nearest animal experiment farm!

Good news for all those pooses who requested continuing education classes! We will be offering accelerated learning seminars for those who want to master the skill of Biting while running, Poop & Run Tactics and the ever popular Poot & Run class. We are hoping to bring in guest professionals such as Cheysuli, The Meezers Miles & Sammy, and Billy. (we are sorry we cannot do html on this gremlin filled ibook today )


The Meezers said...

oh excellent - Billy needs to learn the lock picking and how to read blueprints!! He will be right ofur after tap dancing class.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

OH my! I shall have to get lesson plans together. I am not sure what to teach! I shall have to be on my toes! Perhaps watching politics 101.

Can we bite Keith Olberman for always calling Bill O'Reilly "Skeezix"? That is a grave insult to one of my bestest friends.

meemsnyc said...

Ooooh, those are great classes. Dante knows that bite and run trick already.

Miss Lucy Fur said...


My BFF Oprah has decided that we should have an advanced certificate program for the Bite & Run program and she will underwrite the first year's expenses.

Any takers? One of our first challenges will be "How to bite & run while carrying a margarita in your paw".

I think we have a winner here!

Kiss Kiss,

Miss Lucy Fur