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2008-07-13

Pooses for Peace in India..

Shanti Shanti!

Miss Lucy Fur and i have decided to go to India. My pet human is there and we thought we could mooch off um, stay with her. We ran out of food and tequila at the house. It was fortunate she left a credit card for us to book first class tickets to Kashmir! (Of course.. we had to really look for it. It was hidden in a locked safe.)

Zevo had to return to Salem. Her pet human was either having a melt down or was melting. We are not really sure. It is hard to understand what OH MY GOD I AM BURSTING INTO FLAMES means. Is she Moses? (I do know there was alot of crying, and a bottle of wine involved and rumors of tequila.) Humans can be such ninnies!

I do hope Zevo can join us later this week. Nubi is still working as Chey's bodyguard.

We are at a shrine dedicated to the Hindu deity, Ganesha, the Remover of Obstacles. He is also the Deity of good fortune so we are lighting several sticks of incense for everyone!

Later we will go to the market and buy earrings and a sari to match our eyes. These women know how to decorate themselves!

Oh... our masala chicken is here...

Namaste!
Boo-ananda

ps... we are hoping to be able to visit more blogs sometime this week. It has been difficult with Zevo's pet human refusing to sit at the computer in the heat .. or was it a melt down? Thanks for being patient. Om Shanti Shanti

9 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

Don't worry. I put some black cohosh in her wine.

I will fly out in a few days and meet you in Kashmir. Shanti Shanti. Oh... could you buy me a blue sari to match my eyes?

Miss Lucy Fur said...

Geeze, it's hot here, too, but the clothes are divine and I LOVE my new jewels!

Is there any way Pooses can replace cows here as the sacred animals? Let's get someone on that right away.

Kiss Kiss and Namaste,

Miss Lucy Fur

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I could use some favor with Ganesha as the election heats up...

Mickey said...

Mom is laffin & laffin at the black cohosh!!!!!!!
Can somecat tell me why?? Mom???
Praying to the Diety of good luck and Remover of Obstacles? Hmmmmmmm!
Light more inscense & pass the tequila:)
Purrs Mickey

Lux said...

Sounds like you're having a grand time! Light a stick of incense for me - thanks!

Black Cat said...

Oh please, light some incense for me too - and maybe I could use a little black cohosh in my wine too - erm, perhaps - what is it? (I don't get out much,lol!) :) xxx

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hey! We would love to meet you in Orlando around Christmas, should you have an opening in your schedule. :)

India is FASCINATING. I'm sure you guys are having a good time over there!

Heehee, is Zevo's pet human a superhero like the human torch? I've heard that alkyhol can give humans what seem to be superhero abilities. But only the humans can see them.

Beethoven said...

Wow India! Sounds great fun!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Zevo's pet human is in heat? wow, i didn't know beans could do that. sorry she had to go home.
i'm glad you're having fun in India. When the little baby boy elephant was born at our Cincinnati Zoo, he was named Ganesh. He was soooooo cute. Now his is BIG