Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2008-07-08

Someone please take this kid away....


Um...like...EXcuuuuuuuse me.... Hello..... is anyone home? I am very busy and important and do not have time to babysit this...this.... wretched um, adorable child.

I have a party to go get dressed for. Boo is expecting me to help make nip-tinis and set out the buffet and Zevo is at the airport waiting for us to pick her up.

I think this cute strapless, Dolce Gabbana dress should do for tonight....hmmm where is my tiara? JUDD you sneaky puppy.... you better take that tiara out of your mouth now ... i said NOW... drop it. Sit. Stay. Go fetch me a nip-tini. NOW!

xoxoxo
miss lucy fur

p.s. We apologize for not visiting everyone this week. Besides that fact that we are very busy and important, my secretary is working extra long hours this week!.... Someone has to pay for our Versace and tequila habits.

6 comments:

The Meezers said...

can we come if we bring tequila?

zevo hussein calamari said...

Could someone please pick me up from the airport.. and please call the Meezers and tell them they are invited! We have lots of tequila and ham for all.

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Oh yes, we totally understand the difficulty in visiting when the busy stuff happens. Especially when you have woofies and...uh... baby humans getting in the way. We don't have baby humans, but the woofies here are just as big.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah sigh. Humans they think they can't do everything and yet require the same of us! Who else expects to be greeted at the door, sat on, adored while feeding?

Lux said...

We have so many duties to attend to - it's just not fair!

snowforest said...

He he you look furry cool all stretched out ~ purrs and many well wishes to all you guys :)