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This just in from Anaheim, CA...... Cats dressed as pirates led by Bite & Run Commander, Miss Lucy Fur (the cat who is once again off her meds) have taken over The Pirates of the Caribbean Ride and have taken the Johnny Depp statue hostage until their demands are met.

One demand is that the song will be changed to the words "Yo ho Yo Ho a Pooses' Life for me" The other demand is that pirate cats must be added to the decor of the ride, since there is a dog in it.

The same incident happened in 2006. Doctors feel that the Yo Ho Yo Ho song has a hypnotic effect on cats taking medication. The theory is that there is a subliminal message in the song urging cats to stop taking their anxiety medication. Miss Lucy Fur has been on Oprah several times and even bit Dr Phil the last time she was on his show.
The celebrity cats are friends with Johnny Depp. No comment has been issued by Mr Depp at this time.

Swat teams and riot police have been called in... we will keep you posted.

Now back to more propaganda. Sarah Palin has a new line of lipstick called Pitt Bull Lips available only at Wal-mart.


Daisy said...

I heard that lipstick shade was designed to go well with hunter's camouflage colors.

zevo hussein calamari said...

I heard it is the color of polar bear blood. That woman is nasty!

Black Cat said...

Daisy has it right methinks. Sheesh, I'm English for FSM's sake and I'm sick of this election, so how it must be for you guys across the pond... Well, you have me sympathies me hearties!

I forgot yesterday was a holy one for FSMism. I first encountered this ism via your blog this time last year and have just been enjoying reading some of the latest hate mail, which seems to have been written by a bunch of badly educated red necks who all need sense of humour injections!!! Or are all the mailings spoofs I wonder?! They've tickled my elbow anyhow:) xxx

Black Cat said...

P.S. I just had to log into my Google account to leave my comment, although I was already logged in. WT? Oh well...:) xxx

P.S. Sorry for all this wordiness!