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Not only did John McCain invent the Blackberry (even though he cannot use the internet or knows how to email) unconfirmed sources have reported that the celebrity cats of The Pooses for Peace helped create Post-its along with Romy and Michele.
Miss Zevo Hussein Calamari issued a statement early this morning; " I believe that John McCain invented blackberries, strawberries and blueberries since he is older than God. I personally chose the color Blue to match my eyes when designing Post-its. Miss Boo chose pink, Miss Lucy Fur chose yellow and Nubi chose that funky lime green. Post-its are
one of the most important inventions of this century. Now pass me a Cosmo please. "
5 comments:
I hate to admit it, but I invented Microsoft. Yeah. Bill was going to concentrate on radio technology and stuff but I told him that computers were the way to go.
I only chose the pink because you grabbed the blue. My eyes are blue, too! But I think I'm going for a purple rather than a pink. I think it will go with my pomegranate martini......
We invented HAM. yep. We did.
I've always known we cats are geniuses.
Well guess what? I invented grass!!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,I love my grass!!!!
I just need to make sure Mom doesn't mow it too short ;)
Purrs Mickey
PeeEee: I think the only thing McCain invented was "stupid" Can't ya tell ;)
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