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2009-05-21

Professor Lucy Fur Dares You!

Attention!

My BFF Oprah has decided that we should have an advanced certificate program for the Bite & Run program and she will underwrite the first year's expenses.

Any takers? One of our first challenges will be "How to bite & run while carrying a margarita in your paw".

I think we have a winner here!

Kiss Kiss,

Miss Lucy Fur

6 comments:

The Meezers or Billy said...

will there be a class on "keeping your tiara on straight while biting and running and carrying a margarita"?

zevo hussein calamari said...

Yes Dearest Meezer Boys,

Miss Lucy FUr, Miss Boo and i will be teaching the art of keeping your tiara on and straight will running with a margarita after a bite!

See you there
zevo

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Hmm.. how about if you are carrying a ham?

Daisy said...

That sounds like a skill I could definitely use!

Just Ducky said...

Now that is a good class, must not spill a drop to get an A.

meemsnyc said...

ooooooh, we will enroll in that class.