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2009-06-19

Bono Invites Pooses for Peace on Pub Crawl


ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT!

This just in from the Emerald Isle........ Rock legend Bono has invited all members of the Pooses for Peace to join him in a pub crawl tomorrow night in Dublin. This Pub Crawl will be known as the Pubs for Peace Crawl.

Celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur have been seen walking the streets of Dublin today wearing emerald tiaras and Bono sunglasses. (Unconfirmed sources report that Bono gave the cats their own sunglasses so that his would not disappear.) The cats and their entourage will be staying with Bono at his castle. Authorities are still keeping close tabs on the cats until the mystery of Lindsay Lohan's jewels is solved. As of now there is no proof the cats had any part in the theft.

Hordes of cats have been pouring into the city all day. Other celebrity cats who are members of the Pooses for Peace, too numerous to name are also taking part of the festivities. Rumors are flying through Merry Ole' that Her Majesty's missing corgis are also taking part in the crawl.

Next up on Entertainment Tonight - Lindsay Lohan declares war on the Pooses for Peace. Stay tuned........

5 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

do these glasses make me look fat?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Now if I can just locate Dublin from where I am... hmm...

toni said...

i think george will be joining me tomorrow. we're going to have a room in a separate wing of the castle.... i hope he doesn't get jealous about these glasses...

Ailurophile said...

Bono rocks. You must look very handsome in the glasses I think. Very sorry to learn about the passing away of Lady. May she have a wonderful time across the rainbow bridge.

Many hugs to you guys.

Miss Lucy Fur said...

Geeze...this Guiness and Bushmills combo is starting to get to me.
Can you believe the fish and chips over here? I think I need a nap...

zzzzzzzzzzz,
Miss Lucy Fur