Bono Invites Pooses for Peace on Pub Crawl
This just in from the Emerald Isle........ Rock legend Bono has invited all members of the Pooses for Peace to join him in a pub crawl tomorrow night in Dublin. This Pub Crawl will be known as the Pubs for Peace Crawl.
Celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur have been seen walking the streets of Dublin today wearing emerald tiaras and Bono sunglasses. (Unconfirmed sources report that Bono gave the cats their own sunglasses so that his would not disappear.) The cats and their entourage will be staying with Bono at his castle. Authorities are still keeping close tabs on the cats until the mystery of Lindsay Lohan's jewels is solved. As of now there is no proof the cats had any part in the theft.
Hordes of cats have been pouring into the city all day. Other celebrity cats who are members of the Pooses for Peace, too numerous to name are also taking part of the festivities. Rumors are flying through Merry Ole' that Her Majesty's missing corgis are also taking part in the crawl.
Next up on Entertainment Tonight - Lindsay Lohan declares war on the Pooses for Peace. Stay tuned........