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Zevo Calamari Forced to Go to V-E-T

The nerve of my pet human! Can you believe she had me leave Milan just so she could take me to the V-E-T?

I was having such a lovely time with Donatella and her closet. Miss Boo and Lucy Fur are still in Italy with George Clooney and those Royal Corgies. So unfair... and the V-E-T did not even notice ii was wearing Versace. Really! At least she gave me some good nip. And she said i was quite the beauty for my age. But did she have to poke me and take blood? Am i in some Twilight movie? There were werewolves at the V-E-Ts. I heard them howling in the other room. It did not seem to phase the pet human. Then again she has a thing for wolves.

I am now home and protesting on the pile of laundry that needs to be folded. I think cat hair on all her black clothes is a nice way to show my appreciation. I just peed outside the box again too.

Can someone bring me a magazine and a Nip-tini?


The Meezers said...

OH. MY. BAST. that is just awful. We are on our way over with massive quantities of Tequila.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh dear. That just sounds horrible. I send my condolences and a ham drenched in tequila...

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh Zevo, that's no way to treat a cat! Of course, laundry always needs our special touch. I hope the vet agrees that you are a healthy, magnificent feline queen.

Victor Tabbycat said...

HAI! Nina used mine login! Um, sorry Zevo. Hope yur all better soon.