The nerve of my pet human! Can you believe she had me leave Milan just so she could take me to the V-E-T?I was having such a lovely time with Donatella and her closet. Miss Boo and Lucy Fur are still in Italy with George Clooney and those Royal Corgies. So unfair... and the V-E-T did not even notice ii was wearing Versace. Really! At least she gave me some good nip. And she said i was quite the beauty for my age. But did she have to poke me and take blood? Am i in some Twilight movie? There were werewolves at the V-E-Ts. I heard them howling in the other room. It did not seem to phase the pet human. Then again she has a thing for wolves.
I am now home and protesting on the pile of laundry that needs to be folded. I think cat hair on all her black clothes is a nice way to show my appreciation. I just peed outside the box again too.
Can someone bring me a magazine and a Nip-tini?
4 comments:
OH. MY. BAST. that is just awful. We are on our way over with massive quantities of Tequila.
Oh dear. That just sounds horrible. I send my condolences and a ham drenched in tequila...
Oh Zevo, that's no way to treat a cat! Of course, laundry always needs our special touch. I hope the vet agrees that you are a healthy, magnificent feline queen.
Purrs,
Nina
HAI! Nina used mine login! Um, sorry Zevo. Hope yur all better soon.
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