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Keith Olbermann Spotted at Casino Calamari in wee Salem

Associated Press
Salem MA

Unconfirmed sources report that Keith Olbermann has been spotted entering the Casino Calamari of wee Salem MA this morning. Rumors have surfaced that Keith O has sought the comfort of his friends the Pooses for Peace, and perhaps lover...Zevo hussein Calamari after quitting being fired by the greedy right wing neocon bastards of Comcast from MSNBC yesterday.

There is speculation that Olbermann may run as VP with presidential candidate Cheysuli in 2012. The Pooses for Peace, a liberal faction sometimes known as domestic terrorists have already supported this ticket. Nubi wan Kenobi has once again offered his services to Miss Cheysuli as a bodyguard. Rumors that the legions of Bite Patrol are on red alert tonight. Security at Comcast and NBC has been tightened.

A birthday party for Keith O is now in the works at the Casino Calamari. The celebrity cats will be announcing details later in the week. Paparazzi has been flocking to Salem all day. Mayor Kimberley Driscoll has sent out for more police units and asked for assistance from the Boston police. Driscoll is concerned the celebrity cats will take the attention away from her, and her ill fitting black suit this week.

Zevo hussein Calamari has released a statement this evening. " Which party? Or should i say Witch party? We are in Salem!"....
Keith darling, pass the Strega please.


Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man this could be a great celebration. i hope he can talk abut what really happened with his friends...

Daisy said...

We are so sad that Keith Olbermann has left MSNBC. We loved his show. Rats.