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Rest In Peace, Dearest Princess Guacamole

It is with a heavy heart that we share this very sad news.

Princess Guacamole aka Mary Alice, one of our dearest human friends, supporter and honorary member of the Pooses for Peace has passed away over the rainbow.

We would like to celebrate her life and honor her as the rock star that she really was. It is sad that her extraordinary sense of humor and unique view of life was not appreciated by the masses, muggles and snooty ones of the planet.

Princess Guacamole was a connoisseur of cheesecake, chocolate and of course guacamole. She was a true pastafarian, a devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and a follower of the Dalai Lama. She was an acupuncturist, herbalist, mother, hippie.... and above all she was an enlightened comedian.

She commented regularly on our blog and even gave us tips on who should be featured in a Bite & Run. She was the brilliant mind who introduced the concept of the ever popular Pooses for Peace Poop & Run Brigade. And thanks to her we are now BFF with Captain Jack Sparrow!

Please join us this weekend celebrating the life and laughter of Princess Guacamole.
This is the Wake of all Wakes!

Casino Calamari
Saturday noon- Monday noon

Special guests:
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Stevie Nicks
Captain Jack Sparrow
Jon Stewart & Stephen Cobert
Al Gore

Food will be flown in from around the globe!
All you can eat buffet of Cheesecake, Chocolate, Guacamole
Authentic Mexican Comida for all
Indian Curry Buffet
The Holy Spaghetti Factory's Fettucini Alfredo Buffet

and a 12 foot long organic raw veggie and fruit salad bar

Margarita Fountain
Wine, Strega and Carrot Juice
Coconut smoothies

Thank you dear Princess Guacamole for all your love, laughter and snarky comments. May you be at peace and out of pain dearest friend. We are sure you are now sipping rum and nibbling cheesecake with an Angel resembling Captain Jack Sparrow somewhere on a fluffy cloud.

We will miss you.
The Pooses for Peace and all of us at Planet Calamari


zevo hussein calamari said...

We will miss you dear Princess. Thank you for all your laughter and ideas.
Your sense of humor was a beacon of light for all of us.
zevo & the pooses for peace

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We are thinking of you and your Princess--purrs and headbutts and yes we shall honor her by lighting a candle and joining your party.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jeanie and Pooses,
We are so sad to hear of the painful loss of your dear friend at a such a young age.Her true spirit is now free to roam at will wherever her heart desires without the limitations of pain.The lesson here to her family left behind is heal all wounds everything can be fixed except death.
Nikki and Maria

The Meezers or Billy said...

we are so very very sorry to learn this. We will light candles and join you in celebrating her life. {{HUGS}} and headbutts to all of you

Miss Lucy Fur said...

Ms. Mao (Toi) and I are on the first plane out tomorrow morning to convene with all the Dear Princess' friends and admirers at Casion Calamari. Geroge Clooney is sending his plane for us and the Queen's Corgis are flying over to stand at attention during the night.

May she rest in peace with love and good humor to guide her over the rainbow.

Miss Lucy Fur