Zevo Calamari and her friends have traveled the world partying with the glitteratti, consorting with the pooseratti and adding a whole new dimension to the the term cat burglar. Now known as the Pooses For Peace, these feline celebrities add a bite to the political arena of the USA!
Planet Calamari Zazzle shop
2012-04-15
Deja Vu! Socre Blu!
Paris, France
French Officials report that several pieces of art, sculpture and jewelry from the Medici collection is now missing from the Louvre. No details of the theft have been released as of this hour. Sources believe that the infamous Pooses for Peace are responsible once again for the theft. A gala for Zevo hussein Calamari and her cohorts was held at the Louvre last night to celebrate the celebrity feline's 19th birthday causing chaos in Paris all week.
On Thursday and Friday evening, Paris Police were called into Montmartre where the Moulin Rouge is located. The police reported that hordes of drunken cats, dogs and a few wolves wearing top hats and tiaras were seen roaming the streets those nights after 3:00 AM singing show tunes from the movie Moulin Rouge. No arrests were made. Rumors that Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor were seen singing and dancing with the cats earlier that evening at the club.
In Britian HRM Queen Elizabeth's corgis are still missing. The Queen blames the Pooses for Peace for flirting with her dogs. Authorities believe the dogs are in Paris and are conspiring to run off to the United States... again.
THIS JUST IN: Statement from Zevo hussein Calamari: "Ugh.. I am so hung over.. hand me that basket... ackkkkkk oh so sorry about your shoes..... ....Um... ok.... Oh... yeah... Um...Does this Medici necklace make me look fat? aaaaack ginger ale please... turn those camera lights off paaalease! "
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Excellent party...
Ah, mon dieu! I don't think there's a bottle of champagne left in Paris!
Captain Jack and I were SO happy to see Zevo again - looking fabulous in those Jimmy Choos!!!
last night's dance with you was magic, even if you did throw up on the keyboard dude. whatever, you were lovely as always. Nicole's got nothin' on you!
Happy Birthday Zevo I know Nikki enjoyed the party!!
19!!! wow YOU GO GIRL!!
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