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2012-04-08

Zevomas in Paris!



Hordes of cats, dogs, skunks and celebrities have been pouring into Paris over the past few days to celebrate Zevomas. Most of the guest are staying at the Ritz Carlton.

Paparazzi have been hoping for glimpses of Sandra Bullock who is rumored to be staying with the celebrity cats. Johnny Depp sans wife Vanessa Paradis has also been seen drinking wine at a local cafe near the Louvre. The Ex Mrs Depp refused to be a part of the celebration. She claims the cats bit her again while they were staying with the Depps in their French villa.

Other celebrities seen walking the streets of Paris today were Donatella Versace and Gwyenth Paltrow. Versace will be providing the cats with couture to wear at both the Moulin Rouge and Louvre parties.

Feline celebrities have been seen shopping and dining on cheese and tuna pate. Mizz Lucy Fur, Nubi wan Kenobi, Smudgie de San Diego and the infamous Mizz Boo are planning the party details for this Saturday night's celebration. Other famous pooses will be attending such as,
Cheysuli and Gemini, The infamous Meezers and Daisy the Curly cat are just a few. (please forgive us for not html-ing tonight). Rumors are flying that Jewelry designer M hussein Monkay will be arriving with prima ballerina Luna miso Poosie. Rumors that the feisty beret donning Che Nikki will be making a guest appearance as well.

Celebrations will be held the entire week in Paris.

Inviting all Pooses to join us Monday and march in the Zevomas Parade at Arc de Triomphe.

Tuesday join us for fireworks and a gathering at the Eiffel Tower.

Wednesday we will be celebrating at the Latin Quarter with fine cheese, wine and music.

Thursday and Friday we will be partying at the Moulin Rouge! Bring your own Top Hats and Tiaras!

Saturday - Birthday Extravaganza at the Louvre!

Today at a Zevomas Press conference Jimmy Buffett issued this statement: "I am honored to be invited to Zevo's birthday gala. I had so much fun at the Casino Calamari in the past few years. And I am so happy that we will not be stranded in the Salem Ferry Parking Lot during another winter blizzard for this celebration. Fortunately Paris has a very strict fashion code which discourages its government officials to parade in ill fitting black suits!

It will be a pleasure to be with all her friends, too numerous to name and to once again be with those who support the Pooses for Peace Foundation. I have chosen a very special gift for Zevo. The Coral Reefers and I will be playing at her party. Margarita fountains will be provided for all!

The Zevo hussein Calamari Birthday Gala
Saturday 4/14/12
7:00 pm- ?
Louvre Paris France


Please bring your own top hats, tiaras and parrothead regalia!



1 comment:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Looking forward to it!