Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2007-05-18

Strike Threeeeeee

While Boo prefers to use her claws on her pet human, i have always found that using a poose bat on mine while she is sleeping produces a much more entertaining effect. There is nothing like wacking at her all night with a poose bat and then having her wake up saying " Wow...Why do i feel so beat up this morning? What did we do last night?"

Order your poose bat today. Call 1-800-Bat-Zevo
or visit www.poosebats.com

Operators are standing by. Hurry! Supplies are limited. And if you order in the next 15 minutes we will throw in a free bag of catnip.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Darn little phones. My paws keep misdialing...

Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Yeah, mine, too! And I can't type in the web address because Mommy has some kind of block on the computer, I mean literally! It's made of cement!