Holiday Work for Pooses!
Pooses... are you looking for work during the holidays? Learn to be a substitute poose! With so many parties and festivities happening during the holiday season, many pooses need to hire substitutes to fool their pet humans in thinking they are still home. How do you think the celebrity Pooses for Peace are able to leave home so often without their pet humans freaking out? It is the work of well trained sub pooses.
The Holiday Semester at The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses begins next week. Learn a fun new career and the art of substituting. You to can be a successful career poose! Get certified in two weeks. We also offer job placement services.
Meet some of the happy graduates of The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses.
All have gone on to sub for famous celebrity pooses like Miss Boo, Lucy Fur, Tao and Zevo Calamari. Living the good life, being fed, poosed, by pet humans who do not know that their real pooses are off consorting with the glitteratti.
Call our admissions office right now. Don't delay. Operators are standing by.
And after you make lots of money please Visit The Planet Calamari Shoppe and shop until you drop!