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Holiday Work for Pooses!

Pooses... are you looking for work during the holidays? Learn to be a substitute poose! With so many parties and festivities happening during the holiday season, many pooses need to hire substitutes to fool their pet humans in thinking they are still home. How do you think the celebrity Pooses for Peace are able to leave home so often without their pet humans freaking out? It is the work of well trained sub pooses.

The Holiday Semester at The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses begins next week. Learn a fun new career and the art of substituting. You to can be a successful career poose! Get certified in two weeks. We also offer job placement services.

Meet some of the happy graduates of The Calamari Institute of Substitute Pooses.
All have gone on to sub for famous celebrity pooses like Miss Boo, Lucy Fur, Tao and Zevo Calamari. Living the good life, being fed, poosed, by pet humans who do not know that their real pooses are off consorting with the glitteratti.

Call our admissions office right now. Don't delay. Operators are standing by.

Hablamos espanol!

And after you make lots of money please Visit The Planet Calamari Shoppe and shop until you drop!


Cheysuli and gemini said...

Interesting. I'll have to look into it. Normally I'd be all for it but you know this year, I just am not sure what to do with myself and thought I'd try the family thing...

The Meezers said...

wow, it would be nice to haf a substitute poose for me. Wait, would the substitute poose get all of my couch kissies and windowsill kissies and lovings? I am not so shur about that. - Miles

Would a substitute for ME be as stinky as ME? - Billy

Mickey said...

Well that is the coolest thing I have ever heard of!!!!! I can think of uses for look alikes ,heeheehee
Purrs Mickey

meemsnyc said...

Hahahhaha, substitute poose, how funny!