Feliz Dia de los Muertos!
The ghost of Frida Kahlo and her ghost cat were seen dancing all over Salem MA today. The ghosts visit Salem every year to celebrate the Mexican holiday, the Day of the Dead.
Other ghost sightings have been reported since midnight last night. The ghost of Lucille Ball's cat resembling the celebrity Miss Lucy Fur was seen running through the streets of Salem last night. The ghost of Mae West, looking identical to Zevo Calamari was seen dancing with the ghost of Marilynn Monroe, who was the mirror image of Miss Boo.
In other Salem news.... several hung over cats, skunks, dogs and celebrities were seen roaming the streets this morning. The annual Poose Witch Ball ended last night at 2:00 am. Celebrity cats and movie stars attended the ball in costume. The Pooses for Peace and their renegade Bite & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades attended.
Salem authorities were too busy with the 100,000 rowdy tourists roaming the Witch City to pay much attention to the happenings at the Ball. No cats were arrested. The Hawthorne Hotel had to bring in a biohazard unit after the ball.
Unconfirmed sources claim that Mayor Kimberly Driscoll crashed the ball uninvited and wore a red suit instead of her usual black one thinking it would fool the cats. At this time she has reported that her earrings, watch and new blackberry are missing and several holes in the red suit. The mayor was heard screaming "Where are my earrings and Oh my gawd... what is that smell... I hope I have an extra can of Frebreeze in my caaaaawh........"
There will be a Day of the Dead party held at Casino Calamari tonight with a tequila, margarita bar and tuna nachos. Wear your sombreros! Paint on a uni-brow.