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2008-11-16

Lindsay Lohan Victim of Bite & Run

AP
PARIS
Fur lover Lindsay Lohan showed up for a red-carpet event in Paris on Saturday and was dusted with flour by an animal activist.

The "Mean Girls" starlet wasn't hurt, and the powder was easily wiped off her black fur stole and blue sequined dress. Unconfirmed sources report that immediately after her dusting, she was attacked by the a horde of cats wearing tiaras and one in a Jedi robe swinging a light saber. Miss Lohan was taken to the hospital and is stable condition. Her sunglasses, designer shoes and earrings were lost on the way to the hospital.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari of the Pooses for Peace issued a statment. "Please give me a glass of Pastis to rinse out this wretched taste in my mouth...If you are going to wear fur as an accessory, you should just carry one of us around instead of donning a dead animal. We are warning all of you fur wearing stick insects...wear fur and we will bite you."

The celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Lucy Fur and Nubi wan Kenobi were in Paris over the weekend.

3 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

Ack cough gaga..i hate the taste of stick insect. Pass the tequila.

Lets see... Boo wants the earrings, I want the sunglasses and the shoes look divine on Lucy Fur.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

i am so glad that Nubi is continuing to have such an excellent career. Now if only I could find something

The Meezers said...

oh Zevo, we have some Patron at our house trashing party that you are welcome to have.