Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2009-04-30

BREAKING NEWS........



MISS CALIFORNIA VICTIM OF BITE & RUN ATTACK...

THIS JUST IN..... Miss California, the spokes stick insect person for anti-gay rights is recovering at an undisclosed hospital tonight after a surprise Bite & Run attack. Witnesses report seeing a horde of cats wearing rainbow attire, tiaras and one cat seen wearing a jedi costume running from the screaming diva. Unconfirmed sources report seeing Dude, the ex-bird dog of Mike Huckabee also who was wearing fish-net stockings and a sequined rainbow t-shrt running from the scene.

Authorities are now looking at the evidence before announcing the culprits. Some suspect this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace. Others claim it is the work of an unknown gang of illegal Mexican cats known as La Mala Gatos.

Miss California is also missing her diamond tennis bracelet and matching earrings.

Stay tuned for more news............




1 comment:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wasn't me. I can't stand the taste of California girls. Too stringy...