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Celebrities arrive in Paris for Zevomas

Hordes of cats, dogs, skunks and celebrities have been pouring into Paris over the past few days to celebrate Zevomas.
Most of the guest are staying at the Ritz Carlton.

Paparazzi have been thrilled to see George Clooney arrive in his solar powered Smart this morning. It is rumored that he is still secretly dating Miss Boo. Johnny Depp sans wife Vanessa Paradis has also been seen drinking wine at a local cafe near the Louvre. Mrs Depp refused to be a part of the celebration. She claims the cats bit her a few years ago while they were staying with the Depps in their French villa.

Other celebrities seen walking the streets of Paris today were Donatella Versace and Gwyenth Paltrow. Versace will be providing the cats with couture to wear at both the Moulin Rouge abd Louvre parties.

Today at a Zevomas Press conference Gwyenth Paltow issued this statement: "I am honored to be invited to Zevo's birthday gala. I had so much fun at Boo's birthday party last year. (Though I still cannot find my favorite pair of earrings I wore that night.)

It will be a pleasure to meet all her new poose friends and to once again be with those who support the Pooses for Peace Foundation. I have chosen a very special gift for Zevo.Chris and his band will be playing at the party. Of course we will leave the children at home. "

No word on the latest whereabouts of the Queen's Corgis.

1 comment:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow this is going to be some bash!