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2006-11-27

Cat Fight in Hollywood

AP
Hollywood, CA
Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton have been seen hitting the night clubs of LA and Vegas with an entourage of pooses wearing tiaras and leather.

Rumors that a celebrity poose named Boo, bit Spears because she showed up wearing the same leopard skin dress that she had on last night. Spears bit Boo back and a cat fight broke out.
Other sources claim to have seen a Miss Lucy Fur dancing on table tops during the incident.
Several guests at the club have reported to be missing jewelry after all the confusion.

Spears is reported to have had 7 stitches in her ankle and is in stable condition. No word on the whereabouts of the celebrity poose pack this morning.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i bit her because she was messing with my tiara! if she wants to be known as a copy cat, following me around while i shop and buying the same dresses, so be it. but leave my jewelry alone!

boo