Shhh!.... i am hiding from Zevo. I borrowed some money from her. She has plenty now that she sold that painting... i can't believe she can be so stingy with it.I have to start my holiday shopping and stock up on Coronas for Thanksgiving dinner.
remember... i am not here
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nubi wan kenobi
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nubi wan kanobi...........did you also steal our latte maker from williams and sonoma? you KNOW we can't wake up after a night in the brothel without our lattes and capuccinos!!! give that back immediately, or you will be forced into being a chippendale!!
boo
what latte maker?
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nubi
Hey Nubi,
You never sent along my cut from the sale of the painting for my work biting Rummy a few weeks ago and Tom at the wedding. If you don't make good on our contract, I will contact my friends in low places to work you over.
I'm heading east very soon with Boo to get the restaurant u and running. You better hand over the cash if you know what's good for you!
Lucy the Enforcer
Wait a minute.. i am a jedi and had nothing to do with the sale of stolen painting or the biting of rummy...(even tho he is from the dark side)
how about i just invite you over for a nice
dinner with some coronas soon?
think about it.. i am a great kisser and zevo might let me be one of the chippendale boys soon............
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nubi
Jeeeeze Nubi,
You are a player and I wouldn't go near you with a ten foot pole! Besides, I've got my eye on a Morris Look-a-like I met at the TomKat wedding. He has a villa in Provence and will be sending his jet for me after the restaurant opens.
Gotts go hand out treats to the homeless pooses in town.
Check with Britney. she probably needs male companionship now.
Lucy
and lattes?
boo
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