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It's official. The Pooses for Peace party have won control over both the House and the Senate in sweeping victory over the Republicans. Speaker of the House Zevo Calamari has promised better wages for poose substitutes, healthcare and a home for all homeless pooses. Senator Lucy Fur took responsiblity for biting Donald Rumsfeld on the ankles and other undisclosed areas of his body until he conceded to step down. Senator Boo from CA is working on a law that would give illegal poose aliens amnesty after 5 years of working. Senator Tao along with CongressPooses Nubi Wan Kenobi and Paris have promised to mend the bad reputation of this country with the rest of the world.
All agree that the chimp look alike in the White House should be replaced with a real chimp.
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