Today is the feast day of Saint Baby Pig, now recognized as the patron poose of cheese. Since her passing, several cheese miracles have been performed and apparitions of St Piggy have been seen all over the world.
This well traveled poos was the founder of Pigs for Peace -- for if everyone had a pig...there would be world peace. After her passing, Pigs for Peace became known as Pooses for Peace. She had a Masters Degree in cheesology and a Ph.D. from Harvard. Also a devout zen buddhist who was a true master at the art of mediation while napping.
In honor of this wonderful european poose please kiss your cat today and put out plate of cheese.
I am proud to have had such a wonderful sister. There will be a "all you can eat cheese & turkey buffett" in honor of Baby Pig today here at Casino Calamari. All pooses are invited.
love
zevo
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Detective Skeeter here:
I an researching a matter regarding the "whapping" of Reporter Sam Smith and Cheysuli. My research suggests that you are the "Pooses for Peace" who suggested that there was a serious "ham payoff" involved in the whapping.
If you would contact me at [skeeter and lc -2118 at comcast dot com (leaving out the spaces and replacing at for @, etc), I would very much like to hear from you privately on this matter. Your conientiallity is assiured.
Thank yu in advance...
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