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2007-06-04

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Bit

Entertainment Tonight!

Just a few moments after strolling the pink carpet at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Paris Hilton was bit on the ankles and knees. Unconfirmed sources claim that 3 cats wearing vintage Hepburn dresses and tiaras were the culprits of the attack.

The 26-year-old celebutante reported for jail late Sunday night, two days before the court-ordered deadline, for her own safety according to a press release issued at 11:20 p.m. by her attorney, Richard Hutton. "These cats are dangerous, jail is the one place Paris will be safe."

Miss Hilton is said to be in stable condition and will have plastic surgery when she is released from prison. She claims that the earrings and bracelets she was wearing at the MTV awards are now missing.

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6 comments:

Gemini said...

Wow, you guys are good (and fast...)

Boo said...

Lucy, you can keep the bracelets and wear one as a tiara....

Kimo & Sabi said...

Well, she shouldn't complain - da jail will give her a state issued pair of anklets and bracelets!

Nice to meet you - we learned about you from our friend Daisy - come visit us sometime (we'll add you to our blogroll).

caricature said...

lol. she had it coming!

Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Hey, you should have invited me along! I wouldn't have wanted the jewely, my daughters might have though. No, I wanted to put the bitey on her!

I have a question for you since you are experts. Who knows, maybe you can hook me up. I need to find two diamond tiaras for my daughter's coming out party. I have adopted a second daughter and couldn't remember if you knew that. Anyway, if anyone would know how to get my hands on nice, real ones, you would. Earrings, rings and bracets would be nice, too.
Oscar

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Nice to meet you! Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.