A cat fight broke out during today's filming of The View. Barbara Walters, now BFF with Paris Hilton suggested adding Paris to the show as a replacement for Rosie O'.
Unconfirmed sources claim that Miss Lucy Fur, now a regular on The View lunged at Miss Walter's ankles biting and screaming "We are all tired of hearing about that American Stick Insect!" Miss Walters is in stable condition and recovering at a Hilton Hotel.
Miss Walter's rep announced that Lucy Fur was fired.
Miss Lucy Fur's rep has announced that Lucy was not fired but quit and will be returning as a regular on Oprah.
Miss Hilton's rep has announced that Paris is still waiting for her missing sunglasses and earrings, to be returned.
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