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Bush watch stolen in Albania?

US officials have emphatically denied that President George Bush’s watch was stolen as he shook hands with enthusiastic Albanians.

One moment President Bush was glad-handing Albanians on Sunday, proudly sporting a watch with a dark strap on his left wrist. Moments later, it was gone.

Did it fall off? Did one of his bodyguards remove it? Or did one of the crowd artfully slip it off his wrist and pocket it?

Unconfirmed sources claim they saws 3 cats dressed in black leather and wearing tiaras ride off on vespas right after the so called event.


zevo calamari said...

This watch should get more than the Mayor of Salem's watch on ebay....

Miss Lucy said...

I think that damn watch is full of cooties. Yuck. I wouldn't touch it if i were you, Zeves.

Karl Rove probably got it from some fat cat defense contractor for christmas!

Lucy Fur

Cheysuli said...

Albania? What were you doing in Albania?!

Daisy said...

pssst! ixnay on the atchway! I think Bush's advisors might be on to you. Hide the evidence!

zevo calamari said...

Good news... we sold the evidence and donated the proceeds to some of the victims of Iraq war caused by the chimp.

robin hood calamari

Lux said...

I like your style, robin hood calamari! :)