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Karl Rove, Bush's brain, will resign at the end of of this month. Rove claims he wants to spend more time with his family.
Unconfirmed sources say that the real reason Rove is quitting is that he is fearful of more Bite and Run attacks. Mr Turd Blossom will be taking a vacation with his "family" at an undisclosed remote island.
Bite and Run suspects Zevo Calamari, Boo and Lucy Fur have been seen in Switzerland. No charges have been filed as there is no proof linking the cats to the bites.
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11 comments:
Please pass the swiss cheese, cat nip and champagne!
Are you sure Switzerland is okay? Perhaps the Cayman Islands are better? No extradition you know...
Good fer you Zevo! We can't join yer bite & run club cuz neither of us bite (we only put da bitey on da toys). Momma's last meezer was a really bitey boy though - she had to go to da hospital once cuz he bit her on the achilles tendon and punctured da vein!
Good work, girls! Cheney's next!!
Anyone seen my cinnamon flavored dental floss?
Lucy Fur
Girls, this is our shining moment! Yes, Zeevs....more champagne!!!
way to go guys!!!!! great job!!!!
Victory!!! I think you are very right, he was just afraid of the bitey. Good work.
Hooray! Keep us the great work girls!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
Kudos to you!
He, he, he - well done guys (although clearly you are not guilty). Laughing in space. FAZ
You're the first thing I thought of. "Boy Genius" my paw. I'm going to celybrate with my nip plants and shots of toona juice. Whoo hoo!
Maybe the island will be remote enough we'll never hear from him again...
PS Bendrix & I are biters....
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