CNNTHIS BREAKING NEWS JUST IN
Karl Rove was involved in a Bite & Run late last night. Rove was seen having dinner with White House friends celebrating his immunity to appear before Congress.
Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen 3 cats wearing black leather jumpsuits, masks and tiaras running from the direction of Rove's car immediately after he began screaming, "What the @*&K! OOOUUUCH!"
Mr. Rove was taken immediately to the hospital. He is in stable condition and suffers from minor cuts, scratches and several bites.
Homeland security has raised the terrorist poose level up to orange. So far no organization has taken responsibility for the bite and run.
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12 comments:
YeeeeUUUUUUUckkkk
he tasted like bad chicken!
I need a dentist.
I do hope those lovely cats don't get rabies. Do I need to donate for a vaccine?
Bite and run! Bite and run! Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Zevo, Boo, you sure get around. I like the black suit and tiaras = a fashion statement and a political statement at the same time - impressive. FAZ
*giggle*, you kitties are so clever!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
Congratulations!!!
We would have helped if we'd known you had planned the attack.
Can we help bite the moron?
You are great! Keep the good work going.
hehehe...good one, bite and run!
Tara
What a great idea! I hope you don't catch anything nasty from him.
Clever kitties - hope you didn't leave any trace evidence...
Bite an run? Gee, I hope those kitties don't get sick frum bitin corrupt poly-tishuns. Is there a vaccine fur that?
I Dare you...!
Come on over and check it out.
Karl
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