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Attorney General Alberto Gonzales handed in his resignation this weekend. Unconfirmed sources report that Gonzales was the latest victim in a Bite and Run attack. These attacks have been happening over the past year to politicians, mostly Republicans, as well as celebrities.
Authorities believe these Bite and Runs are the work of a group of cats running from the crime scenes wearing black leather and tiaras. One source claims to have seen one of the cats wearing a robe and a carrying a light saber. He was committed to the psych ward at John Hopkins later.
No suspects have been named.
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7 comments:
i need to bleach my teeth..... blaaaaaaaauuuu yuck
Bite him we did.
Deserved it he did.
May the Force be with you!
T thought he'd taste like carne asada, but he tasted just like Rove, Rummy and Cheney. YUCK! Pass me the Listerine...
Lucy Fur
Tastes just like chicken!
Hahahahahah! Bite and Run! Bite and Run!
I'm not sure if I wanted to hiss or laugh when Bush said this was just a political debacle when the other side ran Gonzo's "good name" through the mud... HA!
use lots os listerine too!!
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